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Cheesy pick up lines
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, févr. 21 2015 01:32
#351
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:54
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:56
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Thats OWAs Rolhypnol working then.
I see THREE skeletons! Is that normal?!
#353
Posté 22 février 2015 - 12:01
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Okay. I'll do one. However I'm going to change the setting.
Instead of modern day, I'll go for one that is further back.
Good heavens. What a delightful dress I dare say.
I dare say, that I am most smitten by your most delightful aura.
It is a symphony of fragrant roses dancing with the wind.
Though this is somewhat forward, would you care for a dance?
Another example.
What a most auspicious occasion. You do present the most intriguing mannerisms.
Truly I am smitten. May I take your hand? Together we can waltz till the night grows old.
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 12:04
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Okay. I'll do one. However I'm going to change the setting.
Instead of modern day, I'll go for one that is further back.
Good heavens. What a delightful dress I dare say.
I dare say, that I am most smitten by your most delightful aura.
Though this is somewhat forward, would you care for a dance?
Oh my...... Abe... that was..... oh my..... very romantic.... lolol 
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#355
Posté 22 février 2015 - 12:05
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I'll go even further... Awe cr*p Mitosis.
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 12:14
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I would offer you a cigarette but you're already smoking hot!
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#358
Posté 22 février 2015 - 12:27
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Look i know i have no shot with you. I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 12:33
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Look i know i have no shot with you. I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
That's not cheesy at all, that's so damn sweet... 
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 12:35
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If shes spiteful she'll just smile at you and not say anything.Look i know i have no shot with you. I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
And then you would know you HAVE to be with this girl, no matter what it takes.
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#361
Posté 22 février 2015 - 12:36
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I was going to ask the DJ to play every love song ever in ode to you, but that would take forever!
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 12:45
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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes 
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#364
Posté 22 février 2015 - 11:10
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hahaha reminds me of another one
Walk up to a girl and ask her. "You ever had an australian kiss?"
She says no then say "Its like a French kiss but down under"
Not cheesy at all. Worked like a charm the last time I tried it on a qt American girl. 
I'm all alone now (though we aren't mad at how it all happened), so any more cheesy lines are appreciated! Good thread! 
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 11:40
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Baby you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity 
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#366
Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:26
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That's ok babe I can fill that cavity.
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#367
Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:27
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I love you more than a fat kid loves cake
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:29
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I love you more than a fat kid loves cake
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:31
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That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
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#371
Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:35
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Have you ever been to mars? Because you are red hot.
#372
Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:51
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Hag Dude my knickers would loog great on your floor
#373
Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:59
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Does anyone know a film scene or tv scene where two people exchange cheesy pick up lines?
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 04:39
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If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
#375
Posté 22 février 2015 - 04:41
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If a kiss was a lit match, I'd have you in a firestorm
