Dek is that a banana in your pocket or a standing your ground case in the makeing?
Cheesy pick up lines
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DeckardWasAReplicant
, févr. 21 2015 01:32
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:35
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1WA Did it hurt when you fell from heven?.. well your face looks like it has been ground in the dirt.
Ahahahahahaha! First part: Yes, it hurt.... but I'm so heavenly that I healed quickly! 
Second part: Understood not! So I'll pretend it's like saying "your face looks so heavenly!!!! How can you look so gorgeous???" 
Please dont be turned into a guy.
I can't promise anything.... you have to ask the haters..................... 
LOL
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#28
Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:46
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Dek is that a banana in your pocket or a standing your ground case in the makeing?
I wish the banana in my pants is as big as a 44 mag.
We need more lines.
How about this?
Do you know karate? Cuz your body is kickin!
Ahahahahahaha! First part: Yes, it hurt.... but I'm so heavenly that I healed quickly!
I can't promise anything.... you have to ask the haters.....................
F the haters
#29
Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:52
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Hay girl im a n expert instructor in the martial art of Bok.
i train in its 3rd level
You see unlike other self defences bok has you learn every thing over and over till you know it by hart.
so im a Rebok trainer.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:56
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What about when you want to get out of it?
I once said I had a skin disease which was very contagious to a guy to make him leave, it didn't work....
#31
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:03
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What about when you want to get out of it?
I once said I had a skin disease which was very contagious to a guy to make him leave, it didn't work....
Wow the dude musta wanted you HARD.
I went on a blind date one time and after the date she told me she was getting back with her ex
fun fun
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:05
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Wow the dude musta wanted you HARD.
I went on a blind date one time and after the date she told me she was getting back with her ex
fun fun
You always have a way of making me laugh 
LOL
#33
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:12
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Nah thats I lost 300lbs fast. i talked sbout having kids.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:16
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Oh yeah... tell the guy: I love you and I wanna have your kid!!
#35
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:17
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Do you know how much a peguin weighs?
Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is.....
Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is.....
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#36
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:17
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Oh yeah... tell the guy: I love you and I wanna have your kid!!
Im down, when we doing this?
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:20
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Im down, when we doing this?
Hahaha, good one Deck, good one....... 
(good pickup line btw lol)
Aaaaand I'm out of likes! Just when I was about to like sweet Lunchbox's post! And of course I was also gonna like this one. I told you this thread was gonna make me run out LOL 
#38
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:21
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Hi i can breath threw my ears and lick my eyebrows.
#39
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:22
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From another thread around here (I think):
I wish you were my toe. Then I could bang you on all the furniture.
I wish you were my toe. Then I could bang you on all the furniture.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:24
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American history, huh?
"Hey baby? Want me to colonise your Virgina?"
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:27
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Su Lu is being a Casanova (in the female form) today uh uhhhhh
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#43
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:28
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Woman to a guy:
Hey... you got a light?
I dont smoke anymore though
#44
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:30
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Do you buy your panties on a sale?
Because they'd be 100% off. At my place.
#45
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:30
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Hay baby meet me in the down StIrs Caffé.
Su Lu is being a Casanova (in the female form) today uh uhhhhh
Im trying to bring some feminin class to this thread.
#46
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:35
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Walk up to a girl and start sniffing. Ask her "do you smell something? I think its you because youre the ****!"
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:36
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^ Oh no you didn't... *shakes head* ^
#48
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:39
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Nice legs when do thay oppen?
I know its old.
#49
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:41
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You must be tired...
Well you've been running through my mind all day long
Well you've been running through my mind all day long
#50
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:44
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LoL Lunch, I've heard that one a lot
And also this one:
How about you dump that looser and go home with a real man? (if someone else was hitting on me)
