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#51
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hay baby lets Fingerbang.

You must be tired...

Well you've been running through my mind all day long

you do it 1 more time im calling the cops. Geoff Moiland. 



#52
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LoL Lunch, I've heard that one a lot :D

 

And also this one:

 

How about you dump that looser and go home with a real man? (if someone else was hitting on me)

Lose the zero and get with the hero



#53
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All time cheeze line:

Did it hurt?

Falling from heaven

#54
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was your dad a Thief because he stole the stars from the sky and placed them i your eyes..

plus he knicked my wallet.  



#55
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I lost my number. Can I have yours?



#56
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It's not a "line" but there is also the cheek kiss, right when you are about to let him kiss your cheek, he turns your head and kisses your lips! That one is so lame lol. Or was it the other way around... he wants the cheek kiss and he turns his head... it's been a while since I've tried it lol.



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It's not a "line" but there is also the cheek kiss, right when you are about to let him kiss your cheek, he turns your head and kisses your lips! That one is so lame lol.

Hey OWA can I kiss your cheek?



#58
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Oi beeotch howzabout it?



#59
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Hey OWA can I kiss your cheek?

 

Funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy



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"BANG ME!"



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Here is a picture of a light bulb youll be looking at it all night. 



#62
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i must be allergic to you, cuz every time you come around, I swell up.



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"You're so beautiful, you make me harder than adamantium!" 



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I swear Deck.. you have some pretty funny lines there, you ever tried them?? :D



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I swear Deck.. you have some pretty funny lines there, you ever tried them?? :D

Yeah, usually end up with her hands all over me!

 

Well one hand, and not all over me, just across my face.



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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But heres my number, so call me. Maybe?!

 

 

Also if we are making OWA 19 again I am on the next flight over to go visit her, srsly that would be way too good to not at least try!



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Yeah, usually end up with her hands all over me!

 

Well one hand, and not all over me, just across my face.

 

Damn..........

 

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But heres my number, so call me. Maybe?!

 

 

Also if we are making OWA 19 again I am on the next flight over to go visit her, srsly that would be way too good to not at least try!

 

Haha, now just for saying that you get 3 of these: :wub: :wub: :wub:



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Damn..........

 

 

Haha, now just for saying that you get 3 of these: :wub: :wub: :wub:

LOL well they made you 19 again but arent you also a guy too?
:lol: 
 



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LOL well they made you 19 again but arent you also a guy too?
:lol: 
 

 

They haven't made me any of those things... YET.... but I am expecting some sort of change SOON! LOL. They did make you 17 afterall .... lucky bastard!



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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But heres my number, so call me. Maybe?!

 

 

Also if we are making OWA 19 again I am on the next flight over to go visit her, srsly that would be way too good to not at least try!

 

You wouldn't need to try, just use that pickup line above and I'm all in haha ;)



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Haha, now just for saying that you get 3 of these: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Lol, I feel love Domina. I feel it.

Also whats all this about changing ages coming from?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But heres my number, so call me. Maybe?!

 

 

Also if we are making OWA 19 again I am on the next flight over to go visit her, srsly that would be way too good to not at least try!

19, 44, 55 whatever age OWA is worth it

 

 

Lol, I feel love Domina. I feel it.

Also whats all this about changing ages coming from?

LONG STORY



#73
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You wouldn't need to try, just use that pickup line above and I'm all in haha ;)

We would have so much fun tbh, i'd of course pay for everything just like you taught me.

Using your own lessons to get to you, that's devious.

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Lol, I feel love Domina. I feel it.

Also whats all this about changing ages coming from?

 

Good my slave, you should! ;)

 

And what he said, long story...

 

 

We would have so much fun tbh, i'd of course pay for everything just like you taught me.

Using your own lessons to get to you, that's devious.

 

I agree but it's okay, you wouldn't need to pay, you are so sweet and funny, that would be enough in itself ;)

 

19, 44, 55 whatever age OWA is worth it

 

Dammit... I just ran out of likes again :( *likes this post very much*



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I agree but it's okay, you wouldn't need to pay, you are so sweet and funny, that would be enough in itself ;)

I am so good I should be illegal. Hahahahahahahahaha!

 

 

Yes, thats a terrible joke, and yes, I am sorry for using it.