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Cheesy pick up lines
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, févr. 21 2015 01:32
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:37
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Your father must be a baker, because you got hot buns
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:43
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Haha he should share with the rest of us! *the fruit on the picture* lol?
Also: Deckard,you've got so many great lines there, some of them must have worked!!
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:43
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Burger King isnt the only thing that is king sized
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You're hotter than my daughter 
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:46
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That reminds me.... worst thing you can say to an older guy who hits on you: Ewwww.... you're old enough to be my dad!!
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:50
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That reminds me.... worst thing you can say to an older guy who hits on you: Ewwww.... you're old enough to be my dad!!
Worst thing you can say to a younger chick, Wow you kiss better than my step daughter.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:51
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well i've personally said "you're old enough to be your mother" once
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:52
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"I'm rich."
Edit: That's not really all that cheesy...
Also, doesn't work when you drive a Toyota Tercel.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:53
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"I'm rich."
That should work 90% of the time. Gotta get that paper.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:55
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That should work 90% of the time. Gotta get that paper.
Wouldn't work on me lol. Don't care if the guy has money or not. If he has a rotten personality then his money wont help him get me.
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That should work 90% of the time. Gotta get that paper.
it works 100% , at least on the type of girls i use it on, i dont really go for classy
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:57
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Wouldn't work on me lol. Don't care if the guy has money or not. If he has a rotten personality then his money wont help him get me.
Well you are a unique woman.
Haha he should share with the rest of us! *the fruit on the picture* lol?
Also: Deckard,you've got so many great lines there, some of them must have worked!!
I am too scared to try any of them out. I thought chicks do not like the cheesy lines?
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Wouldn't work on me lol. Don't care if the guy has money or not. If he has a rotten personality then his money wont help him get me.
Of course that wouldn't work on you, the money line never works on Dommes.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:01
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I am too scared to try any of them out. I thought chicks do not like the cheesy lines?
if they have a sense of humor they usually like them, as long as you are not totally serious when saying it, then you come out like a idiot 
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:02
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Well you are a unique woman.
I am too scared to try any of them out. I thought chicks do not like the cheesy lines?
I don't know about "chicks" but I would laugh if a guy said such lines to me, laugh in a good way and if a guy can make me laugh like that then it's a very good sign 
Of course that wouldn't work on you, the money line never works on Dommes.
Plus I'm one of a kind! 
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:05
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Indeed you are.Plus I'm one of a kind!
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:07
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Indeed you are.
Lol thanks! 
And E-Ro, I'm sorry I can't like your posts, I feel so bad that you keep spending all yours on me while I can't give you any. You don't have to keep liking mine you know, it's okay.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:09
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I don't know about "chicks" but I would laugh if a guy said such lines to me, laugh in a good way and if a guy can make me laugh like that then it's a very good sign
Plus I'm one of a kind!
You say chicks like a bad thing. I call all women chicks, just a habit
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:11
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You say chicks like a bad thing. I call all women chicks, just a habit
No no sweet Deck! That's not what I meant!! I just meant "other" girls. I'm not always so good at explaining my point since English isn't my first language, sorry
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LOL, its ok, I like your posts because they make me smile. You don't have to feel bad not giving me any in return.Lol thanks!
And E-Ro, I'm sorry I can't like your posts, I feel so bad that you keep spending all yours on me while I can't give you any. You don't have to keep liking mine you know, it's okay.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:14
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