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#101
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No no sweet Deck! That's not what I meant!! I just meant "other" girls. I'm not always so good at explaining my point since English isn't my first language, sorry ;)

Oh I know plus there is only one CHICK in my life. lol that was horrible sorry

 

How about: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

And I am at work youtubez is blocked!! Will check them out when I get home
 



#102
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Oh I know plus there is only one CHICK in my life. lol that was horrible sorry

 

How about: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

And I am at work youtubez is blocked!! Will check them out when I get home
 

if i worked at a place that blocked youtube id quit :D



#103
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if i worked at a place that blocked youtube id quit :D

Yeah then I would have to actually work



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Oh I know plus there is only one CHICK in my life. lol that was horrible sorry

 

How about: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

And I am at work youtubez is blocked!! Will check them out when I get home
 

 

The first line I didn't get haha.

 

This one is funny!!

 

This one: Huh?? lol I KNOW THIS!



#105
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#106
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The first line I didn't get haha.

 

This one is funny!!

 

This one: Huh?? lol I KNOW THIS!

The first line was horrible joke as me saying you are the only chick in my life at this time

the second line, of corse its funny it came from me

This one people are posting youtube videos and I cant see them because work has them blocked



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#108
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heres a terrible one

im a man, youre a woman, do the math

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my shirt would look great on your bedroom floor



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The first line was horrible joke as me saying you are the only chick in my life at this time

the second line, of corse its funny it came from me

This one people are posting youtube videos and I cant see them because work has them blocked

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay, got it lol :D



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We should make a book with all the pick up lines from this thread!! They are WONDERFUL!



#112
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How about

Youve got the whitest teeth i've ever come across



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Best one so far. Hands down.

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Man to woman: Are you a model?



#116
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I like the first one but I do not think I can pull off that shirt


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#117
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Man to woman: Are you a model?

When she says no, say "Oh when did you retire?"



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LOL yes!!



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Man to woman: Let me walk you home, a pretty girl like you shouldn't walk home alone,something terrible might happen! (maybe it's kinda sweet and protective but some jerks takes advantage of it)



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LOL, its ok, I like your posts because they make me smile. You don't have to feel bad not giving me any in return.

 

I forgot to say.. that so does your posts with me. I always smile when I read them, that's why I wanna "like" them so much.



#121
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz i can see myself in your pants!   



#122
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz i can see myself in your pants!   

no, just........NO



#123
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Will you have sex whith me?



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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz i can see myself in your pants!   

 

Hahahahahahahahaha