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Débuté par DeckardWasAReplicant , févr. 21 2015 01:32

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#126
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:49

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Hey behbeh do u smoke?

 

No

 

Really? Cos you're smokin!

 

...

 

ha

 

h

 

killyourself.gif


#127
DeckardWasAReplicant
Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:50

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Hey behbeh do u smoke?

 

No

 

Really? Cos you're smokin!

 

...

 

ha

 

h

 

killyourself.gif

:lol: I am outta likes


#128
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:51

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My friend use to hand out phone cards that said Smile if you're horny


#129
DeckardWasAReplicant
Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:51

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Damn! You with those curves and me without Brakes!   


#130
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:53

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Hey behbeh do u smoke?

 

No

 

Really? Cos you're smokin!

 

...

 

ha

 

h

 

killyourself.gif

 

LOLOL THIS ONE!!! LOVE IT!!

 

:D


#131
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:53

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My friend use to hand out phone cards that said Smile if you're horny

 

 

Did anyone actually smile? lol


#132
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:54

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I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?


#133
Riven326
Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:58

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I'm Brad Pitt. ;)


#134
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:58

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I'm Brad Pitt. ;)

im Batman


#135
DeckardWasAReplicant
Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:58

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There's only one thing I want to change about you and that's your last name   


#136
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:59

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Although;

 

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#137
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:00

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I'm Brad Pitt. ;)

 

You don't have to say anything then!! Just show your face and that will be enough!! LOL


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#138
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:00

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There's only one thing I want to change about you and that's your last name   

fun fact, my last name was so terrible that my wife didnt take it, hell i even changed it a couple years ago :D


#139
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:01

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fun fact, my last name was so terrible that my wife didnt take it, hell i even changed it a couple years ago :D

Did you take hers?

Also

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?


#140
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:03

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Hahahaha, if I ever took my wife's name my dad would kill me.

#141
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:04

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Man to woman: I can't get it up, no woman has been able to turn me on enough for several years but I really want to start enjoying sex again.. maybe you could be that ONE woman who can finally help me?...


#142
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:04

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Hahahaha, if I ever took my wife's name my dad would kill me.


Id kill myself

#143
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:05

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Did you take hers?

Also

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

nah, my name with a arabic last name would sound just as stupid as her name with my last name :D


#144
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:06

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Id kill myself

I would probably do the same. If only to avoid a far worse death at the hands of my old man.
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#145
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:08

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I would probably do the same. If only to avoid a far worse death at the hands of my old man.


Lol

#146
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:10

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Do you want an Alpha male? He's right in front of you.


#147
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:10

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I like the way you guys think. A woman should always take the man's last name imo.


#148
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:13

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I like the way you guys think. A woman should always take the man's last name imo.

does always include extreme situatons like the man's parents hate the woman so much that they'd rather kill her than have her spoil the family name? :D


#149
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:13

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I like the way you guys think. A woman should always take the man's last name imo.

You hear that E-Ro? Only after we start talking about killing ourselves she says this. I think shes trying to say something.............


#150
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:14

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I cant find this on youtube so here

http://www.anyclip.c...x-now/#!quotes/

And here is the transcript

Don't look at me. I'm not attracted to you.
-No, listen. -Don't bother. I've heard it all before.
The world's gonna end unless we have sex right now!
Do we have time to get to a motel, or do we need to do it right here?
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