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#151
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Read it in Italian:

 

Felicitate me.


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im not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bed rock



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does always include extreme situatons like the man's parents hate the woman so much that they'd rather kill her than have her spoil the family name? :D

 

Of course!!! It's no matter what! If the man loves the woman, then he will choose to be with her and give her his name no matter what anyone/his family thinks <_<

 

You hear that E-Ro? Only after we start talking about killing ourselves she says this. I think shes trying to say something.............

 

Like what Deck??? What???????????

 

I cant find this on youtube so here

http://www.anyclip.c...x-now/#!quotes/

And here is the transcript

Don't look at me. I'm not attracted to you.
-No, listen. -Don't bother. I've heard it all before.
The world's gonna end unless we have sex right now!
Do we have time to get to a motel, or do we need to do it right here?

 

Hahaaaaaaaa NICE!! :lol:



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when i walk on by, girls be lookin like damn he fly

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"Hey do you have a bandage? Because I fell down let's have sex now"

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Read it in Italian:
 
Felicitate me.


Lmfaoooooooo "read in Italian was a good touch kaiser

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"Hey do you have a bandage? Because I fell down let's have sex now"

 

LOLOL :D



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Of course!!! It's no matter what! If the man loves the woman, then he will choose to be with her and give her his name no matter what anyone/his family thinks <_<

and what if he is so ashamed of tham that he doesnt want their name too? :P



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LOLOL :D


I'm so smooth lol

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Awwwwwwwww girl look at that body awwwwwww girl look at that body




i work oooooouuut



LMFAO

#161
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Were you born on a farm? Because you really know how to raise a ****.   



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and what if he is so ashamed of tham that he doesnt want their name too? :P

 

He should never be ashamed of his family no matter what they did or how they are. I mean, he can choose not to talk to them but he should still keep the name at least. He was born with it.. plus Rakia... when the man gets older one day in the far far far future... he might regret things....



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Ill just show myself out now.

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I'm so smooth lol

 

That line would totally work on moi!! ;)



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*snip*

 

Ill just show myself out now.

 

You're leaving?!



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He should never be ashamed of his family no matter what they did or how they are. I mean, he can choose not to talk to them but he should still keep the name at least. He was born with it.. plus Rakia... when the man gets older one day in the far far far future... he might regret things....

or he could take his maternal grandparents name because they are the ones who raised him and made him who he is :P



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That line would totally work on moi!! ;)

Well I need to write that one down



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or he could take his maternal grandparents name because they are the ones who raised him and made him who he is :P

 

 

Ahhhh good idea, very good idea ;)



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You're leaving?!

Lol, nah, I was just trying to express my embarrassment over having linked not one but two LMFAO videos.

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Ahhhh good idea, very good idea ;)

i have one of those once every 10 years or so :D



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Well I need to write that one down

 

Damn..... I revealed too much.... ****!



#172
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Lol, nah, I was just trying to express my embarrassment over having linked not one but two LMFAO videos.

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Lol, nah, I was just trying to express my embarrassment over having linked not one but two LMFAO videos.

 

DON'T EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!! NEVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

Okay,, jokes over lol



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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

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I lost my virginity, can i have yours?