Hey there behbeh... got a menu?
Why?
Cos I could really use a creampie
...
Ugh
Now I'm trying to hard.
Cheesy pick up lines
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, févr. 21 2015 01:32
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#177
Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:33
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Hey there behbeh... got a menu?
Why?
Cos I could really use a creampie
We have a winner
#178
Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:33
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Hey there behbeh... got a menu?
Why?
Cos I could really use a creampie
Ugh
Now I'm trying to hard.
thats more disturbing than cheesy
#180
Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:35
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#181
Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:35
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE writen all over you!
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:37
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Girl you fine like a ticket on the dash!Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE writen all over you!
#183
Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:37
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You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:39
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You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer
That one is............................. ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:40
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#187
Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:42
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Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?
#188
Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:42
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On a scale of 1-10 you would be a 9, because I am the 1 you are missing
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:43
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Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:45
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On a scale of 1-10 you would be a 9, because I am the 1 you are missing
best one so far
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:47
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Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?
I dont get this one lol
#192
Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:48
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I dont get this one lol
Your name isnt that so you have to screw him
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:55
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Your name isnt that so you have to screw him
Ahhhhhhh okkkkkaaaaaayyyy LOL
I'm always so slow at getting those punchlines...
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:56
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Its alright, I didn't get that one at first either.Ahhhhhhh okkkkkaaaaaayyyy LOL
I'm always so slow at getting those punchlines...
#195
Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:57
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Do you work for UPS? Because youve been checking out my package
#196
Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:59
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Hi, I'm part Native American, would you like to ride my totem pole?
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 07:01
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Its alright, I didn't get that one at first either.
Always the sweet guy, making sure I feel okay, such a sweetheart you are 
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 07:02
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And I'm off to walk my dogs for half an hour or so! I'll be back with some fresh new pick up lines!!
DON'T ANYONE DARE RUN AWAY WHILE I'M OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 07:03
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Would you kiss me if I wear the hat?
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 07:04
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im like a Rubik's cube, the more you play with me the harder i get
