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[Ultimate Power Being]

Hey baby, you wanna meet the King?

Spoiler

It's funny because I'm KingTony and "the King" isn't reffering to me as a person at all

[Abraham_uk]

Pick up lines.

Let's turn this up a notch.

 

How about pick up music?

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

Hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

i might not be the most handsome guy in here but im the only one talking to you

[Abraham_uk]

Hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

That was shocking . Did you go to the Frankie Boyle school of comedy? Because I laughed with my hand on face thinking "oh no you didn't".

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

I promise I won't videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the internet more than once

 

I'm going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it

[Abraham_uk]

Terrible one. Don't use it. Just admire it's awfulnesses.

 

"Are you a wizard? Because you have cast a spell on me."

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

you have 206 bones in your body, want one more?

[Abraham_uk]

Okay. Want a challenge?

See if you can come up with a cheesy one liner that begins with "I used to be an adventurer like you"

 

Kudos to anyone who comes up with anything.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Okay. Want a challenge?

See if you can come up with a cheesy one liner that begins with "I used to be an adventurer like you"

 

Kudos to anyone who comes up with anything.

i used to be an adventurer like you. but then i got lost in your eyes

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

Outa likes or i would have

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

i'm the biggest lady killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson

[Abraham_uk]

i used to be an adventurer like you. but then i got lost in your eyes

 

You win the internet!

[Abraham_uk]

What chat up lines would a woman use on a man?

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

What chat up lines would a woman use on a man?

Woman: are you rich?
Man: no
Woman: bye

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

That's a good question Abe, I never go to a man myself lol, they always come to me so I wouldn't know.

Show off

[Abraham_uk]

[Abraham_uk]

LOL it's not a show off!! It's the truth! I seriously don't think that I've ever gone up to a guy myself, I'm a bit old fashioned that way, I like it best when a man is manly enough to chase the girl

 

You never thought as an experiment to just do it to see what kind of reactions you'd get?

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

Well id chase you round the world.

That was so cheesy i think kraft is about to sue me.

Anyways im at home so i probably wont be around much