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[WildOrchid]

"Lilly"

 

Oh my god, hold me.

[leaguer of one]

"Lilly"

 

Oh my god, hold me.

#RIDETHEBARD

[dreamgazer]

Yes, you can! It takes very, very specific dialogue choices, though, so no role-playing. Also, you have to collect all the shards, amass 100 fustian velvet scraps, and import a dwarf commoner from the Keep who ask for "some of both" at The Pearl.

Then, only then, can you bang Leliana.

[leaguer of one]

Yes, you can! It takes very, very specific dialogue choices, though, so no role-playing. Also, you have to collect all the shards, amass 100 fustian velvet scraps, and import a dwarf commoner from the Keep who ask for "some of both" at The Pearl.

Then, only then, can you bang Leliana.

You also have to beat every dragon solo with your fist as Mage...speced as a Necromage

[Drago_28]

So much spam Sera shall be pleased.

[AWTEW]

Have you seen Sera's body.

Apparently not.

 

 

Clackity clackity

Those who stick it in crazy and those who do not stick it in crazy.

 

lmao

I dunno, crazy kinda applies to most, if not all, of the love interests in these games?

 

We've been able to bang Ezio Auditore, Old God Baby Momma, Princess Stabbity, King Man-Child, Little Miss Demons are our Friends, Dr Iconoclasm, Anne Bonny, Memento, Ned Flanders, the Qunvert, Bear Puncher, the Iron Bedframe, (I used to be an adventurer like you until I was given an) Arrow to the Face, the Dread Wolf, Still Plays with Dolls, Ser Beef-fakes and Commander Trauma Conga Line?

 

So true..lol

Why is this considered offensive? I'm confused. It's an 18+ game.

 

Because, it is offensive for some many various reasons. Not to mention the whole 'women are evil and seduce' you trope it would be. I know I would be disgusted by it.

 

And it doesn't have the 18+ label in every country btw..It's MA 15+ here..which is bit.. :/ I wouldn't let my 15yo cousin play it.

[Qun00]

Convert your dick into pixels.

[Bayonet Hipshot]

Rule 34.

[Alan Rickman]

Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

 

This is how you get her to open her thighs.