Went into my bathroom to use the loo, brush my teeth, mouth wash, and apply some argan oil for the beard.
Looked at the toilet paper roll.
It was in over roll position.
Why God? Why? I mean its easier when you're standing up so that was convenient, but why?
Its like I'm being taunted.
and apply some oil for the beard.
Why God? Why?
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thats a really important question. not.
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Over the Top Master Race.
You "Under" peasants need to learn your place.
Over the Top Master Race.
You "Under" peasants need to learn your place.
Got the beating stick ready. Make sure to hit them extra hard; those damn peasants aren't paying us their due taxes.
I don't think there is anything in life I care about less then this.
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lol, ain't a single hipster on Earth that knows proper beard care.
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Well, would you look at that. 
I thought this thread would be about toilet seat.
Close enough area wise but not quite hahaha
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Do you not like to use argan oil on yourself?
Do you not like to use argan oil on yourself?
Smells like heaven if heaven smells like a North African plant.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argan_oil
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I love argan oil. Its the only thing that softens my thick mop of coal black hair. I use it every morning tbh.
Smells like heaven if heaven smells like a North African plant.
I use it on my face for those Arctic face-drying mornings. Just not before work as my eyeglasses will slide off the face.
I love argan oil. Its the only thing that softens my thick mop of coal black hair. I use it every morning tbh.
Argan oil beats Soul Glo anytime.
I use it on my face for those Arctic face-drying mornings. Just not before work as my eyeglasses will slide off the face.
Argan oil beats Soul Glo anytime.
I imagine I'll use it far less in the summer when I keep my facial hair as light as possible, but for the Northeast cold right now, it keeps a beard in damn fine shape so a beard can do its face warming job.
I never realised some people were so passionate about how their loo roll was positioned
It makes or breaks relationships. Same with the, "Do you pee in the shower" question.
I don't even bother putting it on the roll, really.
1. Insert ring and middle finger into hole.
2. Pull paper to desired length with free hand.
3. Use thumb to pinch roll.
4. Use free hand to tear away paper.
It makes or breaks relationships. Same with the, "Do you pee in the shower" question.
Getting out of the shower to pee takes effort, why bother getting cold on the toilet when the pee will be washed away anyway
...Same with the, "Do you pee in the shower" question.
I imagine I'll use it far less in the summer when I keep my facial hair as light as possible, but for the Northeast cold right now, it keeps a beard in damn fine shape so a beard can do its face warming job.
Can't say I like beards on myself. I prefer trimmed facial hair at most for a professional look. Ultimately, management prefers clean shaven look. Also, beards are contraindicated in my work because they prevent TB masks from conforming with your face.
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...please tell me "pee" has some new, hip, slang definition I'm not familiar with. Otherwise... how has that NOT torn apart a relationship if anyone's answer is "yes" to that question? You're like two feet away from the proper place to dispose of bodily waste!
Jimmy. Its the shower. It goes to the same place. You're a dude. You can AIM INTO THE HOLE.
Getting out of the shower to pee takes effort, why bother getting cold on the toilet when the pee will be washed away anyway
Aye, hahaha
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