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[LPPrince]

Someone make a "Do you pee in the shower" thread with a poll. PLS

[Fast Jimmy]

Jimmy. Its the shower. It goes to the same place. You're a dude. You can AIM INTO THE HOLE.

It all goes in the same place if I pee in the kitchen sink too... let's just take a whiz all over the dishes! Because apparently we're all living in crazy town now!

[LPPrince]

It all goes in the same place if I pee in the kitchen sink too... let's just take a whiz all over the dishes! Because apparently we're all living in crazy town now!

 

NOT THE SAME JIMMAH

 

JIMMAH PLS

[Fast Jimmy]

relevant:

I am unbelievably impressed right now. How do you train for that?

[XxPrincess(x)ThreatxX]

It all goes in the same place if I pee in the kitchen sink too... let's just take a whiz all over the dishes! Because apparently we're all living in crazy town now!

Peeing on your dishes might be going abit far, although it would give your food a interesting tangy flavour

[LPPrince]

hahahahahahahahah I LIVE ON THE EDGE

 

Living on the edge would be leaving the seat up, taking a shower, and aiming your wiz at the toilet from several feet away

 

That'd be some pro-level *expletive* right there

[LPPrince]

Years and years of hard work man, the girls a princess. 

 

I WOULD KNOW SO NAH THO

[LPPrince]

Seriously though, if you're in the shower, just pee in there. You'll be fine, I promise. The water will take care of you.

[LPPrince]

Hey man, thats my future ex wife!

 

bahahaha

[Fast Jimmy]

NOT THE SAME JIMMAH

JIMMAH PLS

It's a long way to go upstairs to take a poop from my basement... I'll just drop a deuce in the washing machine. It's cool! It will drain and smell like Tide and Downy... anything goes, man! ANYTHING F$&@ING GOES! It's the Thunderdome up in this place!

[LPPrince]

It's a long way to go upstairs to take a poop from my basement... I'll just drop a deuce in the washing machine. It's cool! It will drain and smell like Tide and Downy... anything goes, man! ANYTHING F$&@ING GOES! It's the Thunderdome up in this place!

 

You're already in the shower brah, its like designed for it.

 

Hell, if I'm gonna take a shower but I'm not even in it yet and I gotta take a leak, I ignore the toilet and I aim into the shower hole from outside

 

Its a blast, you should try it

[Fast Jimmy]

You're already in the shower brah, its like designed for it.

Hell, if I'm gonna take a shower but I'm not even in it yet and I gotta take a leak, I ignore the toilet and I aim into the shower hole from outside

Its a blast, you should try it

Sure, why not? And after the sun’s down we can all pile in my pick-up and go skinny-dipping down at the crick. ‘Cause today’s the day to stop making sense!

EDITTED AS CORRECTED BY E-RO, A TRUE SER

[LPPrince]

Sure, why not? And after the sun’s down we can all pile in my pick-up and go skinny-dipping down at the creek. ‘Cause today’s the day to stop making sense.

 

Jimmy, you gotta live life man. If you're afraid you're gonna get wee drip on the edge of the bathtub I feel you, but then just lean in so the leverage does all the work, or you can try the start and stop technique with squeezing

[Fast Jimmy]

Jimmy, you gotta live life man. If you're afraid you're gonna get wee drip on the edge of the bathtub I feel you, but then just lean in so the leverage does all the work, or you can try the start and stop technique with squeezing

Oh, I've got my urination stream technique on lock, LP. I can take the hat off a 80 year old woman at 20 yards.

You just don't conflate the shower water stream and the urine stream. You never cross the streams, man.

[LPPrince]

Oh, I've got my urination stream technique on lock, LP. I can take the hat off a 80 year old woman at 20 yards.

You just don't conflate the shower water stream and the urine stream. You never cross the streams, man.

 

Well its not like they're ever gonna intersect. Unless you have some new age shower that works differently than the ones I'm used to.

 

*eyes suspiciously*

 

[whisper] Are you from the future [/whisper]

[Fast Jimmy]

Well its not like they're ever gonna intersect. Unless you have some new age shower that works differently than the ones I'm used to.

*eyes suspiciously*

[whisper] Are you from the future [/whisper]

I could tell you, but then I'd have to pee on you.

[LPPrince]

I could tell you, but then I'd have to pee on you.

 

So what you're saying is, this thread made you want to tinkle

[Fast Jimmy]

So what you're saying is, this thread made you want to tinkle

Actually, I'm starving right now.



Make of that what you will.