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Why can't we have a romance option like Isabella for straight male gamers?


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#426
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Marcurio > everyone  :P



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I loved how a lot of the followers became a little extra life like in Dragonborn. It was a treat hearing Illia say, "not again," the second time I went into one of those book/portals.  :lol:
 
I am completely unaware of this rivalry. Who is this lady?

 
Her name is Frea, Lydia comments of her saying "She fights well enough, for a Skaal."

 

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Aela > Lydia. Gurl can't even see traps.

 

Aela isn't a warrior though :P



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Oh god, he added more to his troll post.

 

Attempt to look legit: Failed.



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Her name is Frea, Lydia comments of her saying "She fights well enough, for a Skaal."

 

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Aela isn't a warrior though :P

 

That's the thing. Female warriors in Skyrim look like actual warriors. The ones in DA are skinny wannabe tryhards. Its not as if Bioware could not have made bulky characters. 



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Her name is Frea, Lydia comments of her saying "She fights well enough, for a Skaal."

 

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Oh, I remember her. And I do remember that! lol. Elder Scrolls really always seems to have so many hints towards deeper characterization and character background.



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Marcurio > everyone  :P

 

LOL, Marcurio? I needed a follower for Boethiah's sacrifice... Guess who wasn't worth keeping around, not even to keep the world populated?

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Oh, I remember her. And I do remember that! lol. Elder Scrolls really always seems to have so many hints towards deeper characterization and character background.

 

They had to after Serana lol :D

 

That's the thing. Female warriors in Skyrim look like actual warriors. The ones in DA are skinny wannabe tryhards. Its not as if Bioware could not have made bulky characters. 

 

Except it's the armor that's bulky not the females

 

And female warriors like Cassandra, Aveline, Cauthrien do look like actual warriors

 

Try again


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#433
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LOL, Marcurio? I needed a follower for Boethiah's sacrifice... Guess who wasn't worth keeping around, not even to keep the world populated?

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Aela > Lydia. Gurl can't even see traps.

 

Lydia doesn't even know how to move out from the damn doorframe.



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I don't find her attractive, she is ill behaved, not to mention her promiscuity. A harlot, nothing more.
 


You say harlot like it's a bad thing.
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Josephine not girly enough?

 

OP do you even waifu?

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Now as deep as Marcurio got cut  :devil:



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Lydia doesn't even know how to move out from the damn doorframe.

 

Lydia must have hated yall

 

I hardly had that many problems with her lol



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Now as deep as Marcurio got cut  :devil:

 

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They had to after Serana lol :D

 

 

Except it's the armor that's bulky not the females

 

And female warriors like Cassandra, Aveline, Cauthrien do look like actual warriors

 

Try again

 

She looks like a fighter, but she's got nothing on Aveline<3



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You say harlot like it's a bad thing.

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Harlot does not equal bad. ;)



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I loved her on DA II, never got tired of her dialogue lines.



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Nah I'm kidding, I always sacrificed one of the rent-a-followers :P


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Nah I'm kidding, I always sacrificed one of the rent-a-followers :P

 

LOL, he is a rent-a-follower! You totally sacrificed him. :P

 

That's fine, you people just don't recognize the awesomeness that is Marcurio. 

 

"If these ruins frighten you, take comfort in the knowledge that I am here."  :lol:

 

 

...I get to hear him say that, and then I go ahead and snipe every Draugr in my way, sleeping or otherwise. 


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LOL, he is a rent-a-follower! You totally sacrificed him. :P

 

That's fine, you people just don't recognize the awesomeness that is Marcurio. 

 

"If these ruins frighten you, take comfort in the knowledge that I am here."  :lol:

 

 

...I get to hear him say that, and then I go ahead and snipe every Draugr in my way, sleeping or otherwise. 

 

No I sacrificed that old dude with the one eye lol

 

If only I could sacrifice Ulfred 


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LOL, he is a rent-a-follower! You totally sacrificed him. :P

 

That's fine, you people just don't recognize the awesomeness that is Marcurio. 

 

"If these ruins frighten you, take comfort in the knowledge that I am here."  :lol:

 

 

...I get to hear him say that, and then I go ahead and snipe every Draugr in my way, sleeping or otherwise. 

 

Indeed. He wasn't worth keeping around, but he was worth buying for 500 Septims, just to sacrifice him.



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No I sacrificed that old dude with the one eye lol

 

If only I could sacrifice Ulfred 

 

The Bard guy in Markarth? Aw, that guy was so friendly. 

 

I don't know an Ulfred, do you mean Jarl Ulfric? If so, I'm okay giving him the death he requests.  :bandit:


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The Bard guy in Markarth? Aw, that guy was so friendly. 

 

I don't know an Ulfred, do you mean Jarl Ulfric? If so, I'm okay giving him the death he requests.  :bandit:

 

Yea, that douche  :bandit:


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Wot.

 

Oh.. glad this stopped being serious.

 

Carry on. ;)


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Cassandra is unattractive all the way. By that I mean she is visually unattractive and her character is unattractive.
 
Why is she visually unattractive ? Short hair, that jaw, scars...the lot. Don't give me the "female warriors are supposed to look like that !" argument. They do not. Do female wrestlers like Gina Carano look like Cassandra ? No. Do female warriors like Aela or Mjoll or Frea or even Ves look like that ? You know, Ves still looks very attractive despite her short hair. Or perhaps we should look at comic book female warriors. Do the Valkyries or the Amazons look like she does ? Nope, they look far better. At least they could have made her muscular if they wanted to give off the whole hardened warrior feel but she looks just like every other female in the game. There is little to no coherence when it comes to Cassandra's looks. That and her only saving grace is her liking sex stories ? Give me a break. I know many women who like smutty literature and smutty entertainment. This might be new and interesting among women in say, 1950s but its 2015 now. 
 
Why is her character unattractive ? Because it is almost exactly like how Leliana behaved in Origins. Everything is Maker this, Maker that, it's the Maker's will, Maker's plan...ugh. Bioware has always given us two straight male love interest with different outlook on things. We got two Andrastians in this game. In DAO we got one Andrastian and one Non-religious whereas in DA2 we got one Non-religious and one Dalish. Josephine might be a Disney Princess romance but at least she has sufficient intelligence capacity to not be hung up on the Maker and the Chantry all the time. The most she says about the Chantry is that it is familiar across kingdoms, a source of shared faith, good for negotiations and what have you which makes sense.


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