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[Sifr]

How the hell is this thread active?! 42 pages of someone with obvious difficulties about understanding the difference between subjective and objective. It's possible he is on the autistic spectrum which would mean arguing will get people absolutely nowhere, he simply can't comprehend the idea of people disagreeing with him because he thinks his opinion is fact just because he believes it.

 

Just to throw it out there, I'm actually on the autistic spectrum (Aspergers) and it's beyond me why anyone would consider any of the female characters in this game to be unattractive at all... so I've got no clue why this thread exists either?

 

[Grieving Natashina]

Just to throw it out there, I'm actually on the autistic spectrum (Aspergers) and it's beyond me why anyone would consider any of the female characters in this game to be unattractive at all... so I've got no clue why this thread exists either?

 

Did I mention earlier that I love watching you buck stereotypes?  

[Fiery Phoenix]

Why can't we have a sweet, cute, innocent-ish character like Leliana and Merrill in DAI??

Leliana retired being sweet and innocent 10+ years ago.

[Sifr]

Did I mention earlier that I love watching you buck stereotypes?  

 

I think the one I most break is the stereotype that people with Aspergers don't have a sense of humour or get jokes? Because as most of my posts and parody banters on the BSN might show, my sense of humour is so hyperactive that it spends most of it's time giggling on the ceiling while I try to catch it with a net...

[Grieving Natashina]

I think the one I most break is the stereotype that people with Aspergers don't have a sense of humour or get jokes? Because as most of my posts and parody banters on the BSN might show, my sense of humour is so hyperactive that it spends most of it's time giggling on the ceiling while I try to catch it with a net...

You remind me of a real life friend of mine, in a good way.  He's much the same.

[papercut_ninja]

How about giving the inquisitor the option to masturbate?

 

Seems to be the most reasonable choice of activity whenever you are sexually depraved...

[ThreeF]

just when I think things can't get weirder....

[Grieving Natashina]

just when I think things can't get weirder....

I don't know, I think it's one of the saner and more rational things I've seen on the forums this week.

 

 

Yeah, this week has been really strange even for the BSN, hasn't it?

[papercut_ninja]

just when I think things can't get weirder....

 

It's not like there's a lot to do up there in the Inquisitors Quarters? You have a large room and a bunch of bottles...what are you going to do? Read Hard in Hightown?

[Grieving Natashina]

It's not like there's a lot to do up there in the Inquisitors Quarters? You have a large room and a bunch of bottles...what are you going to do? Read Hard in Hightown?

The only reasons why my Inquisitor has gone up there has been:

 

1) Romance scenes

2) A chat with Josie

3) Waking up from the Solas' dream.  I'm still disappointed that my dwarf wasn't allowed to wake up after that and freak out about dreaming for one of the first times in her existence.

 

If only the game would let us have some sort of interactive bookshelf in the Inquisitor's quarters with unique codex entries.  Oh well, a bookworm can dream right?

[ThreeF]

It's not like there's a lot to do up there in the Inquisitors Quarters? You have a large room and a bunch of bottles...what are you going to do? Read Hard in Hightown?

Was this innuendo on purpose? (not going to underline it just in case it wasn't)

 

also, there are  crows that report everything to Leliana

[ThreeF]

The only reasons why my Inquisitor has gone up there has been:

 

1) Romance scenes

2) A chat with Josie

3) Waking up from the Solas' dream.  I'm still disappointed that my dwarf wasn't allowed to wake up after that and freak out about dreaming for one of the first times in her existence.

 

If only the game would let us have some sort of interactive bookshelf in the Inquisitor's quarters with unique codex entries.  Oh well, a bookworm can dream right?

If Solas didn't do his dream voodoo I would never know there was a bedroom in my first pt.

[papercut_ninja]

The only reasons why my Inquisitor has gone up there has been:

 

1) Romance scenes

2) A chat with Josie

3) Waking up from the Solas' dream.  I'm still disappointed that my dwarf wasn't allowed to wake up after that and freak out about dreaming for one of the first times in her existence.

 

If only the game would let us have some sort of interactive bookshelf in the Inquisitor's quarters with unique codex entries.  Oh well, a bookworm can dream right?

 

Smutty codex

[Grieving Natashina]

Was this innuendo on purpose? (not going to underline it just in case it wasn't)

 

also, there are  crows that report everything to Leliana

Not everything.  She was quite surprised to see Bull walking out of my Cadash's room the first time, and joined in with the advisers in pure shock the second scene when the group catches them together.  

 

Josie has the best reaction: "I cannot feel my legs."

 

 

If Solas didn't do his dream voodoo I would never know there was a bedroom in my first pt.

I didn't know there was a kitchen.  I noticed "beds" in the options for the Skyhold customizations in the Undercroft.  Since that was the first area I hit, I checked out the bedroom.  I found the kitchen my second pt.

[papercut_ninja]

Was this innuendo on purpose? (not going to underline it just in case it wasn't)

 

also, there are  crows that report everything to Leliana

 

I´m going to go with yes...

[Sylvianus]

Also I'd like to just add that I find sera quite attractive, but I can see how people find her very unattractive, I like strange and abrasive people. Oddly enough I really don't find Josie attractive at all, but like sera it's obviously my opinion, because attraction is subjective, I feel sorry for this guy not understanding that.

 

Josie has an attractive face to me, she is beautiful. I'd just give her another outfit however. What she wears is horrible ( well it is well designed, and artistic, I mean, horrible in the sense of attractiveness for a straight male like me ) and does no honor to a woman's body. It is possible to be totally conservative with zero skin showed, but still dressed in a way that could attract the eyes of those males. Even leliana is sexier with her armor than Josephine with her outfit to me. Of course, no need to tell me that it wasn't the goal, I'm just having fun talking about this.

 

Vivienne is incredibly sexy, with her face, and her outfit. Ugh. The first time I've seen her in the stairs hidden behind her mask,seeing the global result,  I felt something, like  " wow, what a nice and beautiful lady " I had the same face impressed as Leonardo di Caprio in TITANIC, while Rose is in the process of downing stairs !    

 

Morrigan dressed in Orlais was incredibly sexy too. I didn't care at all about seeing Morrigan again in DA:I unlike the fanbase, but I admit that I was finally happy to see her again, and she was so sexy in that dress that I almost wished she was a romance option again. 

 

Sometime, it's also just a story of attitude. Ashley williams wasn't that attractive to me the first time I've seen her. She suddenly became hot when I discovered her sense of humor, her subtle way to seduce me. Hotter than Liara to me with her personality, while in fact, If I didn't know any of those characters at all, I would have probably chosen Liara  first for her physical appearance, especially in M3 where she is very hot. 

 

Cassandra is beautiful to me too in her own way, and she is adorable. I'm just annoyed that her romance arc is not very different from what we have with Josie. The fact that I am kinda forced to be very romantic and poetic kinda kills a bit my love for her. I wish the romance happened a bit differently. 

 

Sera didn't attract me. I didn't understand half of what she said, too strange sometime and too abrasive and not making sense. I am pretty sure that here too, at least for me, that's again a story of attitude. I would find her probably more attractive if I liked her personality more. 

[papercut_ninja]

To further underline my point with the option of masturbating:

 

...when it comes to people who find the romance options for straight males in DAI too ugly...masturbation is probably the only sexual experience they can relate too...

[dreamgazer]

How about giving the inquisitor the option to masturbate?

BETTER WITH KINECT!

[papercut_ninja]

BETTER WITH KINECT!

 

...that has a camera too, you know what that means - multiplayer option!

[HuldraDancer]

Heh now I'm thinking of the first time my little cousin saw Vivienne, her first reaction was 'Eww' I think she may have thought the mask and hat were actually parts of her face.

[AresKeith]

BETTER WITH KINECT!

 

Oh lawd lol

[ThreeF]

 

Not everything.  She was quite surprised to see Bull walking out of my Cadash's room the first time, and joined in with the advisers in pure shock the second scene when the group catches them together. 

 

Oh, Leliana is on it too? I only saw one with Cullen, Josephine and Cassandra. 

 

 

I´m going to go with yes...

 

 

To further underline my point with the option of masturbating:

 

...when it comes to people who find the romance options for straight males in DAI too ugly...masturbation is probably the only sexual experience they can relate too...

 

Character development FTW

 

 

Heh now I'm thinking of the first time my little cousin saw Vivienne, her first reaction was 'Eww' I think she may have thought the mask and hat were actually parts of her face.

Sort of like Cole then.

[Grieving Natashina]

Hmm, I thought Leliana was as well.  Let me sort through my screenshots and I can PM you one.

 

Edit: Nope, I was mistaken.  It was Cass that was the third shocked party in the second time.  However, I do know that the first scene has Leliana coming up to Inquisitor's door and Bull gently telling her that the Inquisitor "needs her rest."  Sorry about that.  She probably knew by the second time, and probably kept everyone else in the dark for giggles.  

[Sifr]

The only reasons why my Inquisitor has gone up there has been:

 

1) Romance scenes

2) A chat with Josie

3) Waking up from the Solas' dream.  I'm still disappointed that my dwarf wasn't allowed to wake up after that and freak out about dreaming for one of the first times in her existence.

 

If only the game would let us have some sort of interactive bookshelf in the Inquisitor's quarters with unique codex entries.  Oh well, a bookworm can dream right?

 

Yeah, what was the point of having a bedroom we never really use? At least in Mass Effect, Shepard could go to their quarters to change their wardrob,e play with their space hamster, torture the decapitated head of a husk, listen to music and not bother to feed the fish?!

 

And I agree with you about Dwarves, they should have been more freaked out Solas doing his little Incep-quisi-tion routine, especially after having already been in the Fade physically and barely escaping with their life?

[HuldraDancer]

Sort of like Cole then.

 

Yes like a smaller more violent Cole.