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#26
Quarian Master Race

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If krogan jumped they'd start damaging catwalks.

 

 

Krogans should damage catwalks and everything else in their path they're Krogan.

brutes are basically zombie krogan with a turian face thingy, and they do that jumping melee thing without ever damaging anything*

*apart from bad players



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akots1

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You can download low gravity mod and lash up yourself or your team mates easily. make sure to target the feet and it works pretty well. Pretty funny also.



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NuclearTech76

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brutes are basically zombie krogan with a turian face thingy, and they do that jumping melee thing without ever damaging anything*

*apart from bad players

Brute has four balls and a clawhammer penis he can jump around all he want because he has reaper tech in his pants.


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#29
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Fat Turians do not need a dodge or a jump. The mere idea is insulting.

(actually I am neutral towards jumping and verticality, just so long as they don't take it to the extreme and throw in a bunch of cheesy parkour mechanics like wallrunning.)

edit: thread confirmed for clawhammer talk
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#30
NuclearTech76

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Fat Turians do not need a dodge or a jump. The mere idea is insulting.

(actually I am neutral towards jumping and verticality, just so long as they don't take it to the extreme and throw in a bunch of cheesy parkour mechanics like wallrunning.)

edit: thread confirmed for clawhammer talk

Every thread referencing anything Turian should reference the glorious clawhammer. 


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#31
ClydeInTheShell

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Because there is no Kris Kross in 2485.



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#33
Shampoohorn

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Then how would you balance krogans, butarians, etc. ?

 

I would balance batarians on the crater's edge of a large volcano.  Then I would push.

 

 

Krogans can have a standing broad jump that ends in a head butt.


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#34
Learn To Love Yourself

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Vanguards used to jump.  They just never came back down.  Remember?  Is that what you want, Nuc?

 

I believe the Human Vanguard jumps to deliver the Nova.  Does that count?


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#35
Ashevajak

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There's no basketball in space.

 

B...but Spacejam.



#36
D Wrecks

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Why is it that you can carry up to six pokemon with any number of means of destroying foliage, but you need a particular attack and a badge to prune a tree? #videogamelogic

 

Why is it that a spikey-haired dweeb with a giant sword can leap a dozen feet into the air in battle but is otherwise defeated by a street curb? #videogamelogic

 

Why is that every video game character ever can fight at full strength regardless of HP as long as at least 1 HP remains but suddenly dies at 0 HP? #videogamelogic



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Why is that every video game character ever can fight at full strength regardless of HP as long as at least 1 HP remains but suddenly dies at 0 HP? #videogamelogic

 

 

To be fair, in XCOM there is actually a setting that makes injured soldiers fight worse.



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Zenigma

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XCOM is such a good game

#39
Ashevajak

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Some of the better Skyrim overhaul mods have similar mechanics, like SkyRe's combat module, or Requiem.  



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Deerber

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brutes are basically zombie krogan with a turian face thingy, and they do that jumping melee thing without ever damaging anything*

*apart from bad and lagging players

 

Fixed :P