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what if we had an Alien Invasion


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Well, it takes millions of years for the planet climate and ecology to recover from a global extinction event. I doubt that is the planet they would desire.

unless they just wanted minerals.



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They would go back.

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unless they just wanted minerals.


If that's the case, then all we'd have to do is sell them lots of energy drinks. They'd get really wired, get diabetes and their limbs would fall off.

Win!

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big question i have is Why abduct all those Rednecks?


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Myself, as Hicks
OWA, as Ripley
Su Lu Pi, as Vasquez
E-Ro, as Drake



If the aliens are as badass as xenomorphs, we're all f*cked. If they're run of the mill aliens, we got this.

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Id just BS them to death. and we can have Mousestaker as Mute.


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If an alien group invades, there is very little way to know their motivations. Unless they somehow speak a language humans do and announce it up front.

 

We can all take guesses. Maybe they would do it for sport, harvest, colonization, or maybe they got really pissed off when one of NASA's satellites landed on some alien's house and killed its children.



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I really really hope the aliens do not find the bsn off topic forums first or the earth will face the planet killing laser.


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What do you have when you've got when you have an alien bird species that catch and earth virus?

 

An Ill Eagle Alien.


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Pfft ive seen enougth Hentai to know how screwed we are.



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Mousestalker, you have to be Newt. And Leo8Skylar will be Burke.

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If you want to get realistic about this the whole thing falls apart.

An alien invasion or attack of any kind would never happen because there is nothing on earth that they would not be able to find any where else in the galaxy, not to mention the universe. We have nothing they cant more easily find and take from other planets. So what would the point even be?

http://www.blastr.co...reasons_why.php

Humans, they want to harvest humans. 

 

Or they are avid fans of hip-hop. 



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More like all or most biological life.



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I may be a little too old for that role. :)

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More like all or most biological life.

That doesn't make sense though. If they are advanced enough to travel space and find us they are advanced enough to farm non intelligent life forms, most likely life forms that evolved on their planet of origin.

People, aliens intelligent enough to find us have solved all of their problems via technology already. There is NOTHING they could possibly want from us. The only thing that would make a modicum of sense is they want to kill us for fun, and even that is silly.

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^I wouldn't call them silly if they traveled halfway across the galaxy just to kill you for fun

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^I wouldn't call them silly if they traveled halfway across the galaxy just to kill you for fun

I'd be all like: 

 

OH-YOU-alien.jpg


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I would ask them "What is your favorite color?"



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Any sufficiently advanced civilization that can cross the void from a distance that we can't properly observe at this moment is also sufficiently advanced to make the simple math on whether they could win a planetary invasion or not. Since they opted to invade, they obviously can win, ergo any attempt to fight back is futile at best, or endearing any invaders to simply bombard any human life concentrations from orbit, or even just glass the planet entirely at worst.

 

 

The ability to pick any weapon/character from fiction to help is redundant because if such thing were a reality, the aliens could do it too and given the likelyhood of them having been around much longer to attain the technology it takes to traverse the stars also suggests they can be just as creative when it comes to fiction, meaning they've probably made up a couple people even more OP than in Marvel/DC comic writer's wildest dreams ...



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^I wouldn't call them silly if they traveled halfway across the galaxy just to kill you for fun

Yeah, especially considering they could probably make mind blowing videogames and simulate whatever they wanted for fun.

So yeah. Aliens attacking us is really a silly idea, but it makes for cool scenarios.

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See this is why we have Will Smith and Wooden Doors.



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1. *DECEASED

2. *DECEASED

3. *DECEASED

4. *INCAPACITATED

 

Dammit!

 

*dies*


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Dammit!

 

*dies*

 

*runs to mybudgee and press A on his armor to revive*

 

 

well I do see you suriving and fighting due to you being bit on the nutty side, yes the crazy ass surivior with a shotgun with the nasty reputation among allies and aliens alike.

 

VroomVroom would be studying the Alien Tech with OWA. I would field test their discoveries.



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I just wanna call in cruise missiles on alien tanks with a badass fire team tbh.


Oh and we all have power armor too

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to E-Ro, We Humans are fierce little bunch. So We would learn and study Alien Tech to make Power Armor among other things