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what if we had an Alien Invasion

Débuté par DeathScepter , févr. 25 2015 08:48

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#101
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:33

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I think someone needs to be taught about the birds and the bees.

When a mummy Alien loves a Daddy Human verry much she clings to his head and injects her eggs into his digestivesystem to inquebate then the babys eat there way out.    


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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:35

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When a mummy Alien loves a Daddy Human verry much she bites off hus head and injects her eggs into his digestivesystem to inquebate then the babys eat there way out.    

Thank you for educating me Su Lu. 


#103
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:36

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And now you know. and knowing is half the battle.


#104
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:38

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And now you know. and knowing is half the battle.

I think I want to stick with human females only tbh(get it, stick with? hehehehehe) 

 

But does that make me some sort of alien racist?


#105
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:40

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Hmmmm, are you sure  my questioning the discussion of sex with fictional aliens is an indication of that?

 

I think some of us need more experience with real life people tbh.

 

Yes, because experience with real people totally ruins our fantasies of having sex with hot aliens. >.>


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#106
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:41

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I think I want to stick with human females only tbh(get it, stick with? hehehehehe) 

 

But does that make me some sort of alien racist?

 

It might be worth it.

 

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#107
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:41

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Yes, because experience with real people totally ruins our fantasies of having sex with hot aliens. >.>

I think someone needs to be taught about the birds and the bees.


#108
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:47

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I think someone needs to be taught about the birds and the bees.

 

Nah, Bird has a great understanding of the birds and the bees ...hence the honey ...he definitely knows how to use honey  :D


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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:48

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Nah, Bird has a great understanding of the birds and the bees ...hence the honey ...he definitely knows how to use honey  :D

Yes! You eat it! 


#110
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:50

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But of course ...it just depends what you eat it off  ^_^


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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:52

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But of course ...it just depends what you eat it off  ^_^

A spoon?

 

Personally, I like to mix my honey with hot sauce and make buffalo wings. 


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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:53

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I think someone needs to be taught about the birds and the bees.

 

I'm happy you finally admitted that you do. :)


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#113
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:55

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A spoon?

 

Personally, I like to mix my honey with hot sauce and make buffalo wings. 

 

Hot sauce? Buffalo wings?

Okay I respect all fetishes but that doesn't seem comfortable.


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#114
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:55

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I'm happy you finally admitted that you do. :)

Oh littlebird, this conversation has been so fascinating. 

 

You seem terribly confused! But that's ok, you'll get it one day.


#115
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:57

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A spoon?

 

Personally, I like to mix my honey with hot sauce and make buffalo wings. 

 

That sounds lovely, but not quite where my mind was going , I'll let you get back to your spoon  :P


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#116
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:57

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Hot sauce? Buffalo wings?

Okay I respect all fetishes but that doesn't seem comfortable.

Oh no, its just about eating food, its not a fetish.

 

Of course, food with sex sounds hot in theory, but once you try it you realize how impractical and gross it is. It gets all over the sheets, and has to be cleaned up right away, not fun. 


#117
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 06:58

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idk about you guys, but I'd be perfectly fine with Quarians.

 

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;)


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#118
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 07:00

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It does make a mess on the sheets ...but hell, sex is meant to be dirty, hot and sweaty ...so there would be a change of sheets anyway  ;)


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#119
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 07:00

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Oh no, its just about eating food, its not a fetish.

 

Of course, food with sex sounds hot in theory, but once you try it you realize how impractical and gross it is. It gets all over the sheets, and has to be cleaned up right away, not fun. 

 

Hence my reaction. 

 

Oh littlebird, this conversation has been so fascinating. 

 

You seem terribly confused! But that's ok, you'll get it one day.

 

Like you'll get 'it' someday, right?


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#120
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 07:01

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idk about you guys, but I'd be perfectly fine with Quarians.

 

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;)

 

Tch... Gamer... I expected a picture of Tali.
I am sorely disappointed.


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#121
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 07:01

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food whith sex? E-RO what did you do to the pie?


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#122
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 07:03

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It does make a mess on the sheets ...but hell, sex is meant to be dirty, hot and sweaty ...so there would be a change of sheets anyway  ;)

You change the sheets right away though? Seems odd. Once food enters the equation, you cant go to sleep, you have to clean up right away. Way too much work.

 

 

Hence my reaction. 

 

 

Like you'll get 'it' someday, right?

Your still horribly confused. Its ok though.

 

 

food whith sex? E-RO what did you do to the pie?

You dont wanna know tbh


#123
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 07:04

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Tch... Gamer... I expected a picture of Tali.
I am sorely disappointed.

 

Alright, fine, here you go:

 

mass_effect___tali_zorah_by_thegalliumde

 

:P


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#124
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 07:04

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Well it depends if he looks like this: 
 

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They will probably look like this:

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#125
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Posté 26 février 2015 - 07:05

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All I have to say is, stay classy BSN.


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