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#176
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But how is anyone that works for you supposed to support themselves? A guys gotta eat OWA! 

 

Duuuuuhhhh have you ever heard of TWO jobs???!!! You attend to my every need whenever you can and then when you have some spare time you go work on your second job and make that money so you CAN GO EAT, seeeeee? ;)

 

 

 

Looting, duh!

 

And also this.



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Being a kind God Empress, OWA will decree new hours to the day in order to give her subjects time to work two jobs.



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Yes exactly!



#179
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Being a kind God Empress, OWA will decree new hours to the day in order to give her subjects time to work two jobs.

or just pump them full of caffeine :P



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I offer an alliance between me and OWA.

 

She sends me victims to break and I'll let her have her way with humanity.



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AND pump them full of caffeine :P

FTFY.



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Looting, duh!

Fair enough. Guess ill have to hone my raiding skillz. 
 

 

Duuuuuhhhh have you ever heard of TWO jobs???!!! You attend to my every need whenever you can and then when you have some spare time you go work on your second job and make that money so you CAN GO EAT, seeeeee? ;)

This somehow doesn't seem fair!

Is it too late to rescind my offer to work for you?

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I hear some very good ideas here..... I like them... I like them a LOT!

 

And DD! I usually rule alone but we can make an alliance, you break them ready for me to do with them as I please them, I like it! DEAL ;)



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I hear some very good ideas here..... I like them... I like them a LOT!

 

And DD! I usually rule alone but we can make an alliance, you break them ready for me to do with them as I please them, I like it! DEAL ;)

Shall we start off this alliance with me breaking E-Ro? He seems to know the meaning of back talk. I can replace back talk with an urge to give you a foot massage.



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 This somehow doesn't seem fair!

Is it too late to rescind my offer to work for you?

 

NO E-RO! It's too late now! You belong to me now!



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Shall we start off this alliance with me breaking E-Ro? He seems to know the meaning of back talk. I can replace back talk with an urge to give you a foot massage.

 

Hmmmm... I think a back massage will be better....



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Hmmmm... I think a back massage will be better....

He has to get used to kneeling at your feet. So that's why he has to give foot massages first. It's a progressive thing ;)



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Shall we start off this alliance with me breaking E-Ro? He seems to know the meaning of back talk. I can replace back talk with an urge to give you a foot massage.

Omg no! Im sorry, Really, I was only joking about the pay thing! Honest!


No more back talk from this guy. I can honestly say I refuse to fight a despair demon. Wont do it.

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He has to get used to kneeling at your feet. So that's why he has to give foot massages first. It's a progressive thing ;)

 

But I don't want a foot massage! I want a back massage! He can still kneel for me and massage my legs maybe.


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Omg no! Im sorry, Really, I was only joking about the pay thing! Honest!


No more back talk from this guy. I can honestly say I refuse to fight a despair demon. Wont do it.

Just remember if you want to re-learn back talk take a look at Sim. I've broken his mind in 8 different places, I've been requested to do 20. But I'm aiming for fifty fractures in his mind.



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But I don't want a foot massage! I want a back massage! He can still kneel for me and massage my legs maybe.

The most important bit is the kneeling. He needs to get used to it.



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May I suggest thick carpeting for your throne room?  You wouldn't want your slave's subject's knees to get bruised.



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Damn. And I had such a bright future in federal law enforcement ahead of me.

Now im just a b!***

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May I suggest thick carpeting for your throne room?  You wouldn't want your slave's subject's knees to get bruised.

that reminds them of their place :P


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The most important bit is the kneeling. He needs to get used to it.

 

That's true... I agree completely.... He will get to massage my legs, I have very nice legs so he might enjoy it a bit too much, will that ruin the breaking?


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That's true... I agree completely.... He will get to massage my legs, I have very nice legs so he might enjoy it a bit too much, will that ruin the breaking?

Make him wear track pants. If he gets any ideas you'll see it and then you assert your dominance in any way you want to, ensure it's very painful. 



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I can't decide with the thick carpething yet. On the one hand it will remind them of their place if I don't do it as Rakia says but on the other hand they should be treated well to a certain point and also LOOK well for ME... hmmm... what to do what to doooo



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Damn. And I had such a bright future in federal law enforcement ahead of me.

Now im just a b!***

It's called learning your place. It happens to a lot of people when dealing with a woman who has a significantly stronger will than them.

 

I'm the exception though. No matter how strong your will is. I'll break it.



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I can't decide with the thick carpething yet. On the one hand it will remind them of their place if I don't do it as Rakia says but on the other hand they should be treated well to a certain point and also LOOK well for ME... hmmm... what to do what to doooo

Harsh punishments, excellent working conditions. They will fear you but love you at the same time.



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Make him wear track pants. If he gets any ideas you'll see it and then you assert your dominance in any way you want to, ensure it's very painful. 

 

I'm happy we made an alliance DD, you are so full of good ideas <_<

 

And yes to the above.