I'm watching some of the female romance play-throughs and I am just blown away. Both at the quality itself and the amount of difference in quality when compared to the straight male romances. Now, I can already sense some of you breaking out the shot glasses and I KNOW most of you have begun rolling your eyes right about....now. But hear me out on this one.
Why does it feel like Bioware put in 1000x more effort into the Solas/Blackwall/Cullen romances than any other? I'm not insinuating anything and I'm not here to RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE but there comes a point where sometimes you just got to point something out. The Solas romance for instance is so wonderfully intertwined with the story and is just filled to the brim with lore and has layers upon layers of content. Blackwall's romance is just a choice lover's dream come true. And I've already made a thread some weeks ago about well done his romance was. Now, as for Cass and Josie....
Comparing Solas' and Blackwall's romances to Josephine's and Cass's is like comparing an F-15 to a crop duster. Sure, they'll both take you to where you want to go, but the fighter jet is just....SO MUCH MORE FUN. And you can shoot missiles flying that sucker! Cass's romance has no choices. None whatsoever. You either choose to romance her or choose not to. And once you do, it pretty much fizzles out for the rest of the game. I love ya Cassandra but your romance has no meat to it. No SUBSTANCE.
Josephine's is even worse, which is quite a feat. You either duel the guy and profess your love to her or you act like a fool and she rejects both you and that swag lord Otranto. The End. Once the duel is over, there are no further choices or really any scenes of any substance whatsoever. And yes, you may be saying "Chronoid, this is an RPG, not a dating sim!"
Yes. But all I'm doing is comparing these underwhelming romances to the ones which truly shine. So I know Bioware is capable of doing better. Much, MUCH better.
tl;dr version: Read or do not read. There is no try. (and no coming into my thread complaining about how long my post is either)





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