It's true! However, after a mass letter writing campaign from the cows of the herd, the head writers caved. The main argument was that there are so few bulls anyway, so to make one bi and therefore available to locking in yet another bull away from the cows, this would have been catastrophic for the future of the herd. Sheer survival, it seems, was a stake here. I think Bioware made the right choice here in acquiescing the the collective appeal of the herd cows. What say you, BSN??
Druffy was originally intended to be a bi romance option
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 03:35
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IT'S TOTALLY IN THE FILES.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 03:38
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It's true! However, after a mass letter writing campaign from the cows of the herd, the head writers caved. The main argument was that there are so few bulls anyway, so to make one bi and therefore available to locking in yet another bull away from the cows, this would have been catastrophic for the future of the herd. Sheer survival, it seems, was a stake here. I think Bioware made the right choice here in acquiescing the the collective appeal of the herd cows. What say you, BSN??
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 03:41
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Don't you know that this is the closest some of your fellow forumites will get to a relationship!
That's kinda bad news for their poor hands 
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 04:03
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The llamas/alpacas are coming! Head for the hills!
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 04:40
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Why would you even want Druffy to mate? That ****** keeps getting lost.
The last thing we need are lost little Druffies all over the Hinterlands.
What is important is bringing each of those little druffies back will count towards your "decisions to heal the sky."
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 06:40
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Pfff I don't care about the cows, I want my bi-Druffy! I am outraged.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 07:51
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I am a druffalo and I am offended.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 08:40
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It must have been their intention. He looks very much like a Bison.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 08:41
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It's true! However, after a mass letter writing campaign from the cows of the herd, the head writers caved. The main argument was that there are so few bulls anyway, so to make one bi and therefore available to locking in yet another bull away from the cows, this would have been catastrophic for the future of the herd. Sheer survival, it seems, was a stake here. I think Bioware made the right choice here in acquiescing the the collective appeal of the herd cows. What say you, BSN??
This is completely unfair.
They should have allowed Druffy as a romance option, but either gay or straight, as this creates a sense of realism in the story-telling.
I also would like to make a suggestion; make druffy possibly asexual, as besides Josie (to whom, we are completely unsure of as to whether she considered asexual or not) as the first proper asexual romance character in the series.
Also, I think Druffy looks like a man. I expect pornstar standards, thank you. I'm looking at this from a technical viewpoint, so please no trolling or flaming, thank you.
Please BioWare, make Druffy a pornstar asexual and edit the appearance for future DLC.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 10:07
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Hm... and maybe, when your Druffy-approval is high enough you might be able to use his hardcore-druffalo-mating-skills as a punishment in court.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 11:47
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I'm OOL 
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 11:53
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3/10 for Effort.
1/10 for Originality.
Please don't try again.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 11:56
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Well truth be told, I'd have gone with 1/10 for effort. Originality, though... I am pretty sure this is the first thread here about the sexual orientation of a herd animal, so I think you lowballed me on that one. 
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 12:04
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3/10 for Effort.
1/10 for Originality.
Please don't try again.
Druffy greatly disapproves
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 12:07
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3/10 for Effort.
1/10 for Originality.
Please don't try again.
This isn't serious?
Hm... and maybe, when your Druffy-approval is high enough you might be able to use his hardcore-druffalo-mating-skills as a punishment in court.
^ This.
I think this would be a great addition to my immersion.
I'd also like to throw around some ideas, hoping that the devs are listening.
For the romance quest, I'd like to be able to wake up one morning to find that Druffy has disappeared. After consulting with Leliana and Scout Harding, they pinpoint a location somewhere a few clicks east of Skyhold, which the Inquisitor and party must go to find Druffy and get him/her back.
After fighting off bandits, black wolves and sealing a few rifts, you eventually herd Druffy back to Skyhold, which then triggers the romance scene:
In a bid to please ALL players, you get the option of:
1. Finding a nice secluded area, laying down a towel, drinking some wine and eat some cheese, whilst reading some romantic poetry to Druffy... which will result in... things. (Please note that BW should provide a "sex" option, there's been whispers of lack of consent in these parts...)
2. Taking Druffy down to the barn, kicking Blackwall out (or let him stay and watch, another option) tying Druffy up and doing... things.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 12:19
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I thought Druffy was supposed to mate with Lord Woolsey.
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