Well... Oghren said he wanted to ride the dog...
And put a saddle on it. BDSM bestiality.
That reminds me of this:
http://www.deviantar...ounts-393406050
Druffy was originally intended to be a bi romance option
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 01:50
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 01:53
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That reminds me of this:
http://www.deviantar...ounts-393406050
Is it wrong that I was disappointed to find something g-rated once I clicked on that? 
Anyway guys... we're going off-topic.
I think we should instead, engage in serious debate about Druffy's sexual orientation.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 01:54
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Is it wrong that I was disappointed to find something g-rated once I clicked on that?
Anyway guys... we're going off-topic.
I think we should instead, engage in serious debate about Druffy's sexual orientation.
Playersexual. Duh!
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 01:57
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Playersexual. Duh!
No.. just no.
This is unrealistic and immersion breaking. He/she must either be gay, straight, bisexual or asexual and anything in between. Other possibilities include.. demisexual. Which means you cannot simply do the deed and then leave... emotional attachment must be included, in order to romance Druffy.
Besides, BioWare have dropped the controversial "playersexuality", for reasons stated above.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:04
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It's true! However, after a mass letter writing campaign from the cows of the herd, the head writers caved. The main argument was that there are so few bulls anyway, so to make one bi and therefore available to locking in yet another bull away from the cows, this would have been catastrophic for the future of the herd. Sheer survival, it seems, was a stake here. I think Bioware made the right choice here in acquiescing the the collective appeal of the herd cows. What say you, BSN??
I say this thread will get locked but at least I got a good laugh out of it 
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May I point out that Druffy is a girl? (She is, isn't she?) So I don't see how her bisexuality could endanger the herd because there are plenty of cows left for the few bulls. Therefore, I strongly recommend that we address this issue in a petition to BioWare, complaining about the lack of bisexual Druffalos in general and about Druffy's cut content specifically. And I agree with Honerable Bigot that this could be a great DLC, so we might as well make some suggestions for it while we are at it.
Such as: Druffy is depressed. She won't eat or breed anyomore. Quizzie has to look into it but first of all Quizzie has to find a magical potion that would allow her/him to talk with Druffalos. Once this is done, Druffy can tell Quizzie all about love life and that she isn't sure if she should go for Lord Woolsley (looks good but is kind of boring) or Lady Fuller.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:10
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I say this thread will get locked but at least I got a good laugh out of it
May I point out that Druffy is a girl? (She is, isn't she?) So I don't see how her bisexuality could endanger the herd because there are plenty of cows left for the few bulls. Therefore, I strongly recommend that we address this issue in a petition to BioWare, complaining about the lack of bisexual Druffalos in general and about Druffy's cut content specifically. And I agree with Honerable Bigot that this could be a great DLC, so we might as well make some suggestions for it while we are at it.
Such as: Druffy is depressed. She won't eat or breed anyomore. Quizzie has to look into it but first of all Quizzie has to find a magical potion that would allow her/him to talk with Druffalos. Once this is done, Druffy can tell Quizzie all about love life and that she isn't sure if she should go for Lord Woolsley (looks good but is kind of boring) or Lady Fuller.
^ This.
Great ideas, would make an excellent personal quest for Druffy.
Particularly if Druffy were to be a strictly lesbian LI.. we could include a meeting on a farm with Druffy's father, arranged via Mother Giselle, where the Inquisitor takes Druffy to an expensive, noble's farm where Druffy's biological parents live. The two would then battle it out in a family debate.
Druffy will say to her father, "I don't want to breed. **** your legacy!!"
This is will then ensure us players some real emotional "feels", particuarly when Inquisitor is given the option of either advising Druffy's dad to **** off, or to stick around and patch things up in case the world really does end.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:23
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^ This.
Great ideas, would make an excellent personal quest for Druffy.
Particularly if Druffy were to be a strictly lesbian LI.. we could include a meeting on a farm with Druffy's father, arranged via Mother Giselle, where the Inquisitor takes Druffy to an expensive, noble's farm where Druffy's biological parents live. The two would then battle it out in a family debate.
Druffy will say to her father, "I don't want to breed. **** your legacy!!"
This is will then ensure us players some real emotional "feels", particuarly when Inquisitor is given the option of either advising Druffy's dad to **** off, or to stick around and patch things up in case the world really does end.
Oh! And we might see Sera vs. Druffy. Winner takes femInky.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:28
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Oh! And we might see Sera vs. Druffy. Winner takes femInky.
Yes.
If you choose to play an Inquisitor that likes to skank around... this will provide players with the same thrill of seeing two people fight for your attention.
Sera and Druffy, if both lead on, will scrap it out in a duel.
Though, in my experience, Sera always wins with her arrows.
Which brings me to my next point... not only should Druffy be a romance option, but also a party companion. At this point I am unsure of her combat abilities. Any ideas?
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:30
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You kidding? Druffy kicks the living hell out of the rift demons hanging around that ravine. I mean, really, it's just a brutal arsekicking.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:32
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You kidding? Druffy kicks the living hell out of the rift demons hanging around that ravine. I mean, really, it's just a brutal arsekicking.
No... just no.
Sera is adept at taking out helpless animals.
"Bits up, face down!"
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:32
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May I point out that Druffy is a girl?
Did you checked?
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:39
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Did you checked?
I think it is crucial that at least somebody checks...
As I have an idea.
Top tier crafted weapons should include a depiction of a naked Druffy, with obvious sexual productive organs showing.
Without a doubt, this will cause an outrage, in which we can assure the offended, that's it for art.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:42
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I think it is crucial that at least somebody checks...
As I have an idea.
Top tier crafted weapons should include a depiction of a naked Druffy, with obvious sexual productive organs showing.
Without a doubt, this will cause an outrage, in which we can assure the offended, that's it for art.
Yes! Make it a staff! The staff is the... ehm... organ and the top of it is the rest of Druffy 
So I'd prefer a he-Druffy.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:48
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Yes! Make it a staff! The staff is the... ehm... organ and the top of it is the rest of Druffy
So I'd prefer a he-Druffy.
No.. just no.
It has to be fem bits otherwise it won't be offensive and cause an outrage.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:50
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What did I start???
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Yes! Make it a staff! The staff is the... ehm... organ and the top of it is the rest of Druffy
So I'd prefer a he-Druffy.
We have IB, right?
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:52
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Same thing could be said about the Drinkquisition.... 
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:53
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No.. just no.
It has to be fem bits otherwise it won't be offensive and cause an outrage.
But that would be an outrage. This is not the place for such things.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:55
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We have IB, right?
Yeah but his bits are to... edgy. I prefer my staff rounder... feels better to handpolish. Ehm...
But that would be an outrage. This is not the place for such things.
*inhales the pure clean air with open arms, a smile on face, and clean white clothes gently wafting in the breeze*
What he says. Penisses have a lot of outrage potential.
I can't believe Mr. Volus made me troll two threads now... I'm ashamed.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:55
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But that would be an outrage. This is not the place for such things.
*inhales the pure clean air with open arms, a smile on face, and clean white clothes gently wafting in the breeze*
I don't agree with this.
The point of making Dragon Age is NOT to make games for people to enjoy, but to make games for people to ****** them off.
It is in the same vain of creating any entertainment, to provide distraction from real life issues and stresses... but on the other side of the fence. The idea is thus, to ****** people off with content in games, to provide a distraction from real life issues and stresses.
Crap, what am I on?
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:56
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You unleashed Doom upon the World!
Again. 
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:59
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No... just no.
Sera is adept at taking out helpless animals.
"Bits up, face down!"
While Sera can take down high dragons and Coryphemus in a matter of seconds, her 'lolthousandcuts' won't work on Druffykins.
Druffy has like, 341,414,641,899,576,295,524,211,804,450.99 worth of guard or something.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:59
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You unleashed Doom upon the World!
Again.
No! There is hope!
We should hug God, and he'll save us from-
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 03:00
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Yeah but his bits are to... edgy. I prefer my staff rounder... feels better to handpolish. Ehm...
Omnia mea mecum porto.
'Tis thoughtful of you to be prepared for any occasion.
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 03:04
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Derailing the thread.
All of you are reported.
