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[the Dame]

Oh yeah... that.

 

If I don't get my Druffy romance I am no longer buying any games from BioWare ever again.

 

Oh, come on! 

You know that the devs not that almighty!

 

Yes, they listen to their fans and want to, desperately want, deliver unforgettable and epic experience.

But, while BW will be doing play testing and some druffalo-peta-lover player can find it offensive, so phuuuun.. here goes our Druffy romance. *tears*

[the Dame]

True.

 

Time to spam the devs with intellectual charts now. I demand an aesthetically pleasing Druffy to romance, damn it!

 

With lush shiny fur... strong alabaster horns... athletic druffalo build...

Big dark watery eyes which will capture you whole.

It will be all cheerful and will frolic with you, but there will be some unexpressed sadness in it's gaze..

Can it be loved? Can it's past sins be forgiven?

 

...

 

ETA: What volus have done to me?!!

[Get Magna Carter]

I understand the Druffy romance options were dropped shortly after they abandoned the option of allowing the player to choose pony as the inquisitor's race...

 

unfortunately - the removal of the romance meant abandoning the reveal that Druffy is really an ancient Elven god ...

(yes...another one...)

[Chardonney]

I think it is crucial that at least somebody checks...

 

It's a girl! Argh... you made me do it... I had to do it...

I was right there... couldn't help myself...

...had to check...

 

 

...I blame this thread...

what have you made me do.......

[TheGlen]

Why would you even want Druffy to mate? That ****** keeps getting lost.

The last thing we need are lost little Druffies all over the Hinterlands.

He wasn't lost.  He was searching for more demons to slay.  Stupid game wouldn't let me make him part of my inner circle.

[DirkJake]

Has anyone noticed that if you bring Druffy and Lord Woosley into your party enough times, they will initiate romance?

 

Look at how cute they are together 

 

[Nefla]

How dare you make light of a 10 minute dating sim feature in a 100 hour game!

 

Don't you know that this is the closest some of your fellow forumites will get to a relationship!

It's the closest I'll ever get

[Orian Tabris]

There is also some great BDSM related banter to be heard.

 

Heard, or... herd?

[Nefla]

I don't blame you.

 

Video game characters beat people irl... so why wouldn't you?

Real people are scary!

[the Dame]

Hey... that would make a good romance quest for Druffy.

After rescuing her from near Skyhold somewhere, the Inquisitor is freaking out cause she wants to be romantic and write her a poem, but can't quite come up with one..

So she goes and sees all of the companions about it. When she sees Vivienne, Vivienne responds with "Oh for... you're bothering me with this, seriously? Just shave this poem into your private parts, dear. She won't get the redundancy."

Good job Dame. You're throwing around some excellent ideas here. The devs would be impressed.

Ask not what the Drinkquisition can do to you, but what you can do to the Drinkquisition.

 

I decided, I'll deny any involvement in these threads.

My account was hacked. 

 

BWT: male Druffy concept \/

 

Spoiler

[ravenesse]

 

I decided, I'll deny any involvement in these threads.

My account was hacked. 

 

BWT: male Druffy concept \/

 

Spoiler

 

*stares at picture*

Maybe it wasn't Dragon's Blood that was mixed with the Qunaris but Druffalos.

[Milana]

The funniest joke ever...wait, actually no, this is old and flat.

[the Dame]

*stares at picture*

Maybe it wasn't Dragon's Blood that was mixed with the Qunaris but Druffalos.

 

You dare to question my ataashi heritage??

 

[ravenesse]

Off topic again, biatches.

 

Dobbing you in to mods. Enjoy your last moments here.

 

*Laughs like envy demon*

Well... your loss. And don't deny it, I wouldn't believe you

 

 

You dare to question my ataashi heritage??

 

I don't question, you gave me proof

*dies drinking*

[ravenesse]