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[Romantic Savior]

Welcome to The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation! The rules are simple.

1. Post any wish. (I wish that/for/etc ___)
Example: I wish for world peace

Or some other rubbish

2. Others will reply trying to "corrupt" the wish.

Example:

I wish for world peace

Humanity is replaced with emotionless robots

3. Whoever corrupted a wish has to make a wish as well to be corrupted
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Be creative and have fun!

Spoiler

My wish

"I wish I was pink"

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, you are now a pink crayon.

 

I wish I could move faster than light.

[Jock Cranley]

Granted. Your eyeballs are pink and the rest of you is blue.  

 

Granted, You can move faster than light in a 1 cm diameter circle.

 

I wish I had larger horns.

[Romantic Savior]

I wish I had larger horns.

The horns eventually grow into your eyes


I wish for immortal cheese

[Dio Demon]

It's mouldy, tastes like dust and no matter how you try to get rid of it; it always reappears near your open mouth.

 

I wish for the ability to see into the future.

[KingTony]

Granted, you see your death tomorrow.

I wish I directed Hollywood movies.

[Sully13]

hi my Bay director of Sex in the city 4

I wish i wak a Punk rocker whith flowers in my hair.

[KingTony]

All the punk rockers shun you for having flowers in your hair, and all the hippies shun you for being a punk rocker.


I wish I was a billionaire, so f*cking bad.

[Sully13]

gets buiried inder a Billion £1 coins.

 

 

I wish to be stabbed 57 times.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, unfortunately due to a world-wide shortage of knives and blades you'll have to be shot 57 times instead.

 

I wish I could summon Cthulhu and Diablo and watch from a comfortable distance as they duke it out.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Granted, then the Holy Spirit enters and owns the battle.

 

I wish I had a Dragon to ride.

[KingTony]

Ninja'ed, the dragon's spiny hide destroys your genitals.

Granted, but the spaceship that will take you to a safe distance breaks down breaking atmosphere.

I wish I could be buddies with Garrus Vakarian.

[DeathScepter]

Then in a battle against the reapers husks you accidently impale yourself on a Dragon's Tooth.

 

 

 

I wish I had a beautiful girlfriend.

[TheDarkMantis]

Granted, but she ends up kidnapped by a firebreathing monster.

 

I wish I had loooooooooooooadsamoneyyyyyy!

[DeathScepter]

then you go to jail for fraud

 

 

I wish I was a Jedi 

[KingTony]

Granted! Order 66.

I wish I had a better personality.

[DeathScepter]

then a rock falls and everyone dies and you are the last human alive.

 

 

 

I want to Meet Bastila Shan in person

[TheDarkMantis]

Granted, but it ends badly for you.

 

I wish for nothing.

[o Ventus]

The universe disappears, leaving an endless void of empty, lifeless space.

 

I wish for more wishes.

[Katiefrost]

You get more wishes, but whatever you wish for is never enough and you're never really happy.

I wish for courage.

[Isichar]

Granted, you get Courage the cowardly dog season 1 on DVD and the DVD doesn't work

I wish for two tickets there and back to go to the Bavarian Alps

[TheDarkMantis]

Granted, but the trip turns out to be rather lame.

 

I wish I could have imaginaaaaaaaaation~

[Sully13]

You get the Jhon Lennon song instead.

 

I wish for death.

[o Ventus]

"Wish for death"

 

Chuck Schuldiner is resurrected from the dead to play one last live performance with Death (the band), but dies again during the last song.

 

... Now I went and made myself sad.

 

I wish for Firefly to come back.

[Sully13]

Its on Fox and has Sarkesian as a producer.

 

I wish to Be a 30foot tall robot.