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[o Ventus]

Its on Fox and has Sarkesian as a producer.

 

I wish to Be a 30foot tall robot.

You become a tall robot constructed out of 30 human feet.

 

I wish for Half-Life 3.

[Sully13]

You get it... and SJWs had there way whith it.

 

 

I wish i wasnt bored whith DAI.

[TheDarkMantis]

Granted, but everything else becomes boring as a result.

 

I wish I had more friends. *Shot*

[o Ventus]

Granted, but everything else becomes boring as a result.

 

I wish I had more friends. *Shot*

You have all the friends you want, but they're all imaginary.

 

I wish I could turn into a Super Saiyan.

[DeathScepter]

Then you get absorbed by Cell

 

 

 

 

I wish I was Darth Revan

[o Ventus]

Then you get absorbed by Cell

 

I wish I was Darth Revan

 

You're condemned to be in a bad Star Wars MMO.

 

I wish I had all the powers of Zeus.

[Sully13]

Granted You are Maxi Zuse the B list Batman Villan.

 

I wish for superpowers.

[o Ventus]

Graned You are Maxi Zuse the Blist Batman Villan.

 

I wish for superpowers.

 

You have the power to wish for super powers.

 

I wish the dress was white and gold.

[Sully13]

tobad you get that rubish looking Blue abd Black one.

 

I wish i was an Autobot.

[DeathScepter]

Then Megatron kills you with his cannon and with canon.

 

 

I wish I was an Unindoctrinated Cerberus Phantom.

[Sully13]

you become one.... then get indotornated.

 

I wish for a nice cup of tea.

[DeathScepter]

then you realize that it is urine. the golden nasty urine that smells bad.

 

 

 

I do wish to see what Tali truly looks like

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

granted, but underneath Tali's mask is not a face, but a rectum with eyes.

 

 

i wish i could fly.

[TheDarkMantis]

Granted, you can fly... uncontrollably.

 

I wish for waffles.

[o Ventus]

granted, but underneath Tali's mask is not a face, but a rectum with eyes.

 

 

i wish i could fly.

 

A buff bodybuildier picks you up and throws you off a cliff.

 

I wish I could walk again.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

granted, however you can only walk in a straight line without turning and there is a lava pit about 1 mile ahead of you aaaaaaaand i apologize.

 

 

i wish Dick Cheney would turn into a cyborg already.

[o Ventus]

granted, however you can only walk in a straight line without turning and there is a lava pit about 1 mile ahead of you aaaaaaaand i apologize.

 

 

i wish Dick Cheney would turn into a cyborg already.

 

... Too late!

 

I wish Dick Cheney's last name was "Head".

[Jock Cranley]

Granted, but your name becomes Joffery Baratheon.

 

I wish I was loaded.

[TheDarkMantis]

Granted, but you jam at the worst possible moment.

 

I wish I was CAPTAIN SPACE, DEFENDER OF EARTH!

[o Ventus]

Granted, but you jam at the worst possible moment.

 

I wish I was CAPTAIN SPACE, DEFENDER OF EARTH!

Granted, but you get demoted to Private Space, Janitor of Earth.

 

I wish I was Superman.

[DeathScepter]

Then The Joker tricks you into killing Lois Lane thus destroying Metropolis and you become Regime Superman.

 

 

 

I do wish I was a N7 Slayer.

[DeathScepter]

then you lose all romance options outside of a Reaper Husk for every single game regardless if it is Mass Effect or not. And it becomes a canon romance.

 

 

 

 

I wish Bioware made a game with a Reaper Husk as the hero with another Reaper Husk as a romance option.

[TheChosenOne]

Ok but the sex scene is about five hours long and they do EVERYTHING.

I wish to use the Force

[DeathScepter]

then Darth Malak kidnaps you and uses you as a Living Battery.

 

 

 

 

I do wish I have a beautiful perverted as hell girlfriend.

[CS420]

Uh... oh oh yeah, yeah. That would be cool. Uh... yeah. Granted, you get a perverted as hell girlfriend, but then she like, takes a beehive, and stuffs it into your bunghole. And then the bees, they just don't have any way to escape, so they just sting you and sting you and sting you! Over and over again until you stop breathing. And then you die.

 

I wish I had some better nachos.