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[Vroom Vroom]

As you wish. You have better nachos, but they are too hot to eat and will melt your mouth if you try them. The nachos will never cool down no matter what you try.

 

I wish I had a functional Stealth Bomber, B-2 Spirit. 

[DeathScepter]

then it gets destroyed by a squad of Reapers husks

 

 

 

I do wish for a Kotor Trilogy with Bastila Shan getting a hot bisexual girlfriend 

[KingTony]

Ninja: You get that, but the hot bisexual girl dies in the opening cutscene.

You don't have the proper licensing to operate a fully functional B-2 Spirit stealth bomber.

I wish South Carolina was cooler in the Summer.

And Winter.

Spring. Autumn. Just less hot in general.

[Beerfish]

Granted!  You get Winnipeg weather instead.  The frozen hell season and the mosquito season.

 

I wish the Coyote could beat the Road runner just once.

[DeathScepter]

then the Coyote dies from indigestion from the Road Runner.

 

 

 

I wish I can meet the Jedi Exile

[mousestalker]

Granted, you journey to outer space. The Exile meets you. You die, because you forgot any sort of space suit.

I wish I had an ice cream cone.

[Vroom Vroom]

As you wish. You now have an ice cream cone made of metal.

 

 

I wish I had the proper licensing to operate a fully functional B-2 Spirit stealth bomber.

[mousestalker]

Sure, no problem. You have the license. You even get the bomber. Which is stolen. That being a major federal felony, you're a fully licensed airplane pilot stuck in Ft. Leavenworth for life.

{By the way, a metal ice cream cone would be awesome}

I wish I had an ice cold glass of Dr. Nut.

[mousestalker]

You change your major to Underwater Basket Weaving and succeed beyond your wildest dreams. Alas, due to arts cutbacks, you are totally unemployable except as a pasts twister. You are now massively overweight and have arthritis.

I wish I had a bicycle.

[DeathScepter]

Granted and your body becomes the bicycle.

 

I do wish I remember my space suit.

[Vroom Vroom]

As you wish. You remember your space suit, but only after you've boarded the space ship and it had just gone through the launch sequence.

 

I wish I was immortal.  

[DeathScepter]

You age thru out the centuries; to the point your body is weak and useless and your mind is trapped into itself.

 

 

I wish I have a beautiful woman with me on that spaceship that is launching.

[DeathScepter]

They disappear for ISIS used to destroy the world

 

 

*Sidenote: at least there will be an airlock

 

 

I wish I had a T.A.R.D.I.S. from Doctor Who.

[mousestalker]

The BBC gives the last model of the TARDIS. It doesn't work, but it looks really pretty. You admire it for the fifteen hours you are allowed to have it. It gets seized by the IRS for the taxes you didn't pay for receiving a valuable collectible. They also garnish your wages for the next twelve years. But you do get to keep the memories.

I wish I had a pony.

[TheChosenOne]

Granted. It's one of the horses of apocalypse

I wish I was Batman. ( I already know what's going to happened )

[mousestalker]

Granted. It's one of the horses of apocalypse

I wish I was Batman. ( I already know what's going to happened )

Sweet!

Granted! But you get to be the Adam West/Sixties Batman



And Batmite joins you for all your capers and adventures.

[DeathScepter]

Then this thread goes to hell for the above poster didn't make a wish that I can corrupt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i was Immortal like Captain Jack Harkness from Doctor Who and Torchwood.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

granted, you get to live long enough to become a disembodied head in a jar

EDIT: DODDAMIT E-Ro

granted, you only live for one more week

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a pet koala

[mousestalker]

Granted. As you lack eucalyptus, it dies of hunger and the SPCA declares you a monster incarnate. You are shunned by everyone by the three people who hate koalas.

I wish I could think of a wish that can not be corrupted.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, and it stops this thread dead in it's track.

[KingTony]

Everyone blames each other for disabling their nuclear arsenal and the earth is plunged into World War III

I wish the Gorillaz would go through with their next album.