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[Elhanan]

Granted, but the C-section is going to be murder....

I wish my hair was as red as in my youth.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, from now on you specifically are required by law to dump bright-red ketchup over your hair, every day. The penalty for refusing is a slow and painful death.

 

I wish Game of Thrones was more faithful to the novels.

[Elhanan]

Granted; now the show is a few hours of fancy text.....

I wish that everyone could travel by teleporters.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, but there is a lingering and difficult problem with destination...

 

 

I wish I was on a month long car vacation, in an Aston Martin, in south France and Italy.

[mousestalker]

Granted. You get in your car and drive there. It promptly stalls out right on the Italy France border. There is a rock slide and you are trapped inside your vehicle for a month. You set a new world's record for the longest period someone has drunk their own urine. Congratulations!

I wish everyone spoke the same language.

[Elhanan]

Granted, but nobody understands it now....

I wish that you had a million dollars.

[mousestalker]

Granted but they are Zimbabwean dollars. So, thanks for the booknotes!

I wish you had a pony.

[Elhanan]

Granted, but I do not drink beer....

I wish that the moon was really made of cheese.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. And after a handful of billion of years, it has first gone stale, then progressively fossilized into stone. So no change.

 

 

 

I wish I had an extremely well-paid job.

[Sully13]

Congradulations you are a Groom of the Stool. aka the kings Arse wipper.

 

I wish for Atomic war.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

granted, but since atomic war started every one is dead now. soooooooooooooo, no more wishes for anything! end of thread!!!!

[Katiefrost]

But we are now undead, and so will continue this thread after a fashion.

I will I could turn lead into gold.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. You change so much gold into lead that gold becomes worthless and the price of lead skyrockets. Too bad you changed all of yours into gold.

 

I wish Tarek and The Last Krogan would come back onto the site

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. They just fell down, and are piled on top of each other, somewhere up on the roof.

 

 

I wish I were a TV producer with power and resources to make whatever shows and programs I'd choose, and exactly as I'd like them.

[Sully13]

great but to bad about those corparate mandates and Studio sugestions.

Yes Judge Dredd would be a great role for Sara Silverman. 

 

I wish for Bay to make a Cartoon. 

[DeathScepter]

then it becomes twice as horrible as his worst live action movies with 500 times more explosions for no reason and more T&A.

 

 

 

 

I wish we had an alien invasion.

[Han Shot First]

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I wish we had an alien invasion.

 

Granted.

 

Earth is invaded by Gungans and Jar Jar Binks made it's king. You are his servant.

 

I wish the plot & setting of ME:Next was revealed.

[DeathScepter]

well ME: Next,(written and directed by you) is so bad that it makes ME3 looks like a masterpiece

 

 

 

I do wish that Jar Jar Bink gets impaled by a Dragon's Tooth

[Sully13]

Granted i eat him but vomit the mess on to you. 

 

I wish i was a hippy. 

[bEVEsthda]

Granted.  (I'm not sure about the rest...?  Does it really need to be corrupted? Even? )

 

 

 I wish I could watch this episode on TV.

[God]

Granted, but it's a two part cliffhanger finale and the network refuses to air part two.

 

I wish for a corrupted wish.

[DeathScepter]

then you become a true blue paragon alien lover to the point that Kelly Chambers thinks you are too much.

 

 

 

 

I wish there was Council from Mass Effect was real.

[God]

Granted. They proceed to regulate human economies according to their standards and impose stiff sanctions on any and all dissenters. They allow alien corporations and conglomerates to come to Earth and mine materials and establish trade posts.

 

I wish to bring the Earth under a supranational governance among nations (not government, governance).

[DeathScepter]

then a movement of True blue Paragons led by Asari lovers and Crazy Ancient Alien Theorists are actively trying encourage Human Nations to submit to the Council; thus causing a civil war between the humans wanting to be independent  and those wanting to submitting to the Council.

 

 

 

I wish there was a Cerberus to protect humanity from well intention Alien governments wanting to help us a bit too much and Rogue Alien governments wanting to enslave us.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. Not very many are really interested though. So this Cerberus is just three naive socialists, without connections or power, meeting in a kitchen every other Tuesday.

 

 

 

I wish I had a holiday tomorrow, instead of having to lead the World Government.