No, I have not abandoned my Warband: Let's Play (yet).
Yes, all my Let's Plays before that are more or less doomed.
Anyway, I have been mocking SJWs too much in my LPs and even though they deserve every bit of mockery I can muster (and more), it seems a little depressing. Especially when my earlier Let's Plays were more community oriented. So why don't we try something less depressing and something more community oriented?
Let's try Darkest Dungeon!
Darkest Dungeon is a challenging gothic roguelike turn-based RPG about the psychological stresses of adventuring.
Recruit, train, and lead a team of flawed heroes through twisted forests, forgotten warrens, ruined crypts, and beyond. You'll battle not only unimaginable foes, but stress, famine, disease, and the ever-encroaching dark. Uncover strange mysteries, and pit the heroes against an array of fearsome monsters with an innovative strategic turn-based combat system.
The Affliction System – battle not only monsters, but stress! Contend with paranoia, masochism, fear, irrationality, and a host of gameplay-meaningful quirks!
Striking hand-drawn gothic crowquill art style
Innovative turn-based combat pits you against a host of diabolical monsters
Ten (and counting!) playable hero classes, including Plague Doctor, Hellion, and even the Leper!
Camp to heal wounds or deliver inspiring speeches.
Rest your weary, shell-shocked characters in town at the Tavern or the Abbey to keep their stress in check.
Classic CRPG and roguelike features, including meaningful permadeath, procedural dungeons, and incredible replay
Darkest Dungeon is partially funded by Kickstarter and is currently available with Steam's Early Access program. You can find out more information and/or purchase the game by clicking here.
Intro:
Ruin has come to our forum. You remember our venerable threads? Opulent and imperial, standing proudly above the moor. I lived all my years in this ancient, rumour-shadowed forum. Fattened by decadence and luxury. And yet, I began to tire of conventional posting. Singular, unsettling semi-confirmed tales suggested that the forum itself was a gateway to some fabulous, and un-nameable power.
With Relic and Ritual, I bent every effort towards excavation and recovery of those long, buried secrets. Exhausting what remained of our good fortune on.. swarthy posters and sturdy memes.
At last, in the salt-soaked, lowest crags, beneath the oldest locked threads, we unearthed that damned portal of antediluvian evil...
Our every step unsettled the ancient earth. But we were in a realm of death, and madness.
In the end, I alone fled, laughing and wailing through those blackened arcades of antiquity. Up till consciousness failed me...
You remember our venerable threads? Opulent and imperial, standing proudly above the moor. It is a festering abomination! I beg you, return home, claim your birthright and deliver our forum, from the ravenous, clutching shadows...
...
Valiant heroes of the BSN, step forward and claim your birthright. Free this dreadful place of the curse inflicted upon it, and return the BSN to a place most pure and wondrous. Or die in the attempt.
Heroes! Step forth!
This God-Fearing Warrior of Light is a devoted Crusader for Liftus Christ and the Church of Latter Day Reps. Bunz' training regimen has made him resolute, he can withstand insults, troll attempts and flames much better than any normal man. However, he does have the tendency to 'borrow' things without returning them.
Jock Cranley, the Highwayman, is a Known Cheat. His Hard Noggin' and Quick Reflexes have kept him alive in many a forum scrap. He is a Deadly fellow, so try not to get caught by him unawares. He posts to kill.
Cosplaying as the team's Plague Doctor, Cassandra Saturn uses powerful skills to embolden her allies, or poison her foes. Her personal experience allows her to Scout out traps for the party. A Weald Adventurer, she does not fear the woodlands, regardless of how dark and twisted it may be. To the contrary, she has a fascination with evil things and her Dark Temptation may be become a problem in the end.
mousestalker rounds up the BSN team. As a Vestal, she heals the teams and helps keep them alive, while being capable of dealing fatal blows to the Undead. She is a renowned Slayer of Beasts, which comes as a surprise because she also suffers from Zoophobia. In any case, she is also a Weald Phobe, preferring to stay in less forested areas... like graveyards... and ruins...
So there we have it! BSN's best and brightest! With these fine warriors at the helm, they'll be sure to succeed in clearing out all dungeons and ruins of the evils that lurk on the BSN.
Time to embark on the first cleansing!
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