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[Jeremiah12LGeek]

They want to kill me.

 

I don't want to kill you.

 

 

I just don't want to go into a dungeon with you...

[Bison]

To think I was once an unknown in the forums.

 

And now that everybody knows me.

 

They want to kill me.

Might be kill is a bit extreme. Though if I was in a dungeon with you, I would run. 

[mousestalker]

To think I was once an unknown in the forums.

 

And now that everybody knows me.

 

They want to kill me.

That seems a bit extreme.

 

I'm dedicated to keeping intact my unblemished record of not killing people. You are, therefore, safe. Further, since I'm already dead in game, I will travel with you anywhere.

 

[Jock Cranley]

How sweet of you mousestalker! You were simply too good a person for the world of darkest dungeons. 

 

Only the good die young. Leaving us with Sim.

 

I died... so does that mean I'm good?

[Dermain]

To think I was once an unknown in the forums.

 

And now that everybody knows me.

 

They want to kill me.

 

Better you than me.

[Eternal Phoenix]

I died... so does that mean I'm good?

 
No you're in Hell with me.
 
We need to escape and get revenge on SimfamSP.

 

The rare porcelain skinned Brit are you?

 
Porcelain is white still....so no.
 
My skin doesn't matter anymore anyway, the flames - which are sim's fault - have burnt it all off....

[Bison]

 
 
Porcelain is white still....so no.
 
My skin doesn't matter anymore anyway, the flames - which are sim's fault - have burnt it all off....

I did mean made from porcelain but yeah. You were tasty hags soup.

 

It occurs to me that we should use the phrase "Thanks Sim" at the end of anything bad. 

 

Like "Thanks Obama" but with someone who is really, really unlucky

[Dominus]

I like this thread, it pleases me. Good, good.

You know, this is eerily similar to a BSN slash fanfic I wrote once. /trollface

Slash Jimmy?

[Dio Demon]

I wonder who'll arrive next? I wonder if Gmagnum will appear and then Sim will kill him... >.> <.< *is not trying to make Sim a worse person*

[Bison]

I wonder who'll arrive next? I wonder if Gmagnum will appear and then Sim will kill him... >.> <.< *is not trying to make Sim a worse person*

Is this implying Sim will go insane and start murdering party members? ****** SPOILERS MAN

[Dio Demon]

Is this implying Sim will go insane and start murdering party members? ****** SPOILERS MAN

It's not spoilers... Rah hinted at what he's doing to Sim's psyche. It's inevitable.

[Bison]

It's not spoilers... Rah hinted at what he's doing to Sim's psyche. It's inevitable.

Oh, right. Well let's hope he dies before some more people enter 

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Chapter 9:

 
With Dominus and Jimmy out of the equation, along with Su Lu Pi enjoying herself a little too much at the local Tavern, options were sparse for the next expedition.
 
While Dobby, Recon and ruggly had their reservations, SimfamSP would be leading the team this week. Eager to redeem himself after the last expedition he led, he tries to encourage the other Lobbyists as they prepare for the dungeon run.
 

 

"Hey come on guys, we can do it! We're all good at what we do, no reason to worry at all!"
 
ruggly isn't very convinced.
 

"The last party you led all got killed and eaten by some old Hag. But yeah. No reason to worry at all."
 
Neither are the others, but they keep their traps shut.
 
Entering the Sewers, they're given a simple task. Explore 90% of the rooms in this undiscovered area.
 

 
The Lobbyists come across some truly disturbing rooms as they scout the area for foes.
 

 

"I hope you don't mind me saying. This place gives me the creeps!"
 

"It's pretty bad. But I've seen worse. That Hag's Cauldron. OWA crying and screaming in agony... Jock Cranley's boils festering as he lay dying... Eternal Phoenix emptying his bowels after death..."
 

"I did not want that mental image. At all."
 

"I don't know what you women are complaining about. This room looks kind of cozy, actually."
 

"You think this is cozy? You're sick in the head, Recon."
 

"No U! I'm not the one implying that I should be hung up on these meat hooks for Molestia to torture while in her sex dungeon. Sick freak."
 

"W-wha?"
 

"Why did I come here, again?"
 
It's up to Sim to get the team focused on their task.
 

"Look, Recon. I don't know or care about your dreams and fetishes but we have to keep moving."
 

"Tch. Fine. But it's no dream or fetish, I'm no clopper. A nightmare maybe. A reoccuring one."
 
Sim's stress level continues to climb. Aside from Recon's vague mumbling about a sex dungeon, leading from the front also meant triggering most of the traps in their path.
 

 

"Ugh."
 

 

"Grr."
 


The Lobbyists were almost glad to stumble into a room with enemies. The dark, putrid sewers, and the awkward silence broken up only by Sim getting caught in trap after trap was really getting to them.
 

 
Sim grips his sword and swings down hard, cutting down an enemy monster.
 

 

"Yahahahaha!! Die, you foul creature!"
 
Dobby and Recon recoil as Sim's mental state seemed to be breaking down right in front of them.
 

"Oh no... not again. After Dominus and Jimmy last week, I can't handle all this crazy. Hold it together, Sim!"
 
Unfortunately, Dobby's pleas were not heard.
 

 

 
Dobby moves to end the fight quickly, ghosting across the room and stealthily taking out their enemies.
 

 
But it was already too late. Sim had already broken. In the heat of battle, he began licking the blood off his sword, before cutting his hand on the blade, and licking that off too. The Leper shudders as he does so, freaking the other Lobbyists out.
 

 
ruggly throws a Plague Grenade at the last foe, taking it out and winning the battle for the Lobbyists.
 

 
With their mission complete, the Lobbyists decide to camp out at the dungeon's exit, Recon suggesting that they "shake some sense into Sim" before heading back to town.
 

 

 
Using up the last of their provisions, the team all sits down and one by one, they try to talk some sense into Sim.
 

"Sim! You have to struggle against the dark thoughts in your head. I get them too sometimes but I resist. I'd never clop to Impostor Twilight and lick her crown, even if Molestia tied me up and forced me into it! I'd never do it! You too, must resist those evil thoughts, Sim."
 

"Uhhh, okay Recon. But Sim, listen to me. Don't you want to go back to town and, y'know, not be crazy? We can all go back right now if you stop being nuts."
 

"Yeah, what ruggly said! I mean, we all made it out alive, Sim! No one died this time around."
 
Sim tilts his head and looks straight into Dobby's eyes.
 

"Deeeaaaaathhhhhh..."
 

 

"Eek! Make him stop!"

 

Recon complies and whacks Sim over the head with his Sword Pommel. Sim is knocked out cold.

 

"Eh. Let's just take him back to town and dump him in the Tavern. We're finished here anyways."

 

Dobby and ruggly agree, they pack up the camp and extinguish the campfire while Recon does the heavy lifting and lugs Sim back to town. Despite the Leper's madness, no one died during the expedition. Which made it quite the satisfying victory for the Lobbyists.

 

[Dobby]

Yay! ruggly saves the day!

[Johnnie Walker]

"I don't know what you women are complaining about. This room looks kind of cozy, actually."
 

"You think this is cozy? You're sick in the head, Recon."
 

"No U! I'm not the one implying that I should be hung up on these meat hooks for Molestia to torture while in her sex dungeon. Sick freak."

 

With their mission complete, the Lobbyists decide to camp out at the dungeon's exit, Recon suggesting that they "shake some sense into Sim" before heading back to town.
 
Using up the last of their provisions, the team all sits down and one by one, they try to talk some sense into Sim.
 

"Sim! You have to struggle against the dark thoughts in your head. I get them too sometimes but I resist. I'd never clop to Impostor Twilight and lick her crown, even if Molestia tied me up and forced me into it! I'd never do it! You too, must resist those evil thoughts, Sim."

 

Really am enjoying your dialog, m'dear. Not just on Recon but on everyone. Shiit's hilarious.

Now go make me  sammich.

[Dio Demon]

Okay Knights you can reveal the real chapter... where Sim gets someone killed now.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Okay, I've also updated the OP with the names of characters who are taking part in each expedition. So if you follow certain peeps, you can easily see where their chapters are.
 

Okay Knights you can reveal the real chapter... where Sim gets someone killed now.

Sim didn't get anyone killed though. He did good. Until he went crazy.

[Bison]

Might be the most sane thing Recon's done all through the LP

[Leo]

Sim goes crazy, and becomes a masochist? Good, I was dreading him becoming a lone survivor again.

[CrazyRah]

It's not spoilers... Rah hinted at what he's doing to Sim's psyche. It's inevitable.

 

He he he!

 

Oh those corpses should just start pilling up! 

[Lotion Soronarr]

I want in. Preferably as a Crusader spreading the word of our Lord and savior, Jang Wen-Li.

 

Then me and Sim can have a wonderful bromance (NO ******!).

[Decepticon Leader Sully]