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[Dio Demon]

I wish we could gamble on this I mean, not that I would. But it would be fun watching people lose money.

King Tony still owes me 5 bucks!

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Yay! ruggly saves the day!

 

GIZMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

He's back!

 

 

[Lotion Soronarr]

You required all that? Man I feel sorry for you to have gone through all that.

 

Perfection requires sacrifice, boy.

Nothing in this world is free.

If you had more life experience, you might have realized that. Then again, you mortals are squishy and live only for a short while, so you're experience is limited, and thus you can be forgiven.

 

 

 

AVE IMPERATOR

[Fast Jimmy]

This entire thread, LP plus commentary, is BSN platinum tier.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Chapter 10:

 
With Sim spending his days and nights getting sloshed at the Tavern, as well as Recon and Dobby deciding that they've had enough of Dungeoneering for the moment, the Lobbyists were short on available members.

Luckily, help comes in the form of a fiery Hellion.



Arriving with a foul mouth and a fouler temper, Johnnie Walker is an accomplished Warrens explorer. Yet in contrast to her attitude, she has Hagiomania. She's has been obsessed with Sainthood ever since her old teacher, a woman from Stix, became the Patron Saint of Alcohol. To that end, she is also suffers from Satanophobia, a fear of the Satanic. As a Hellion, she excels in close combat. With her massive Glaive, she is capable of dealing out large amounts of damage, showing no mercy and bleeding enemies dry.

Dominus and Fast Jimmy greet the newest volunteer in town.


"Good to see you, JW!"


"Hey, have you played Dark Souls yet?"


"Ermm... Y-No. And I don't have time for it either. We've got work to jew."


"Indeed. Let us depart."

Su Lu Pi emerges from the Tavern to join the group, sick of the weeping Sim ruining her mood.


"Sim is crying like some tumblr special snowflake. I can't stand it."

...


"N-no one likes... no one trusts me... everyone blames me *hic*... I-I just want to be loved! It wouldn't be so *hic* bad if I could cuddle and kiss my Holo Dakimakura on those cold and dark expeditions... But t-that'd make them *hic* hate me more... It's not fair."

...



As they descend into the Weald, they prepare for a bumpy ride.



They didn't even reach the first room before getting ambushed by a Cultist and Feral Dogs.



The Dogs strike first, taking advantage of the Lobbyists' muddled formation.





Su Lu Pi retaliates with a fearsome dagger strike, but she misses her mark.



Enraged at getting jumped, Walker grips her Glaive and swings hard, bringing death upon the Feral Dogs.



With their enemies dead, the Lobbyists re-organise themselves and continue to explore this part of the Weald.



Opening a pathway to the next room, they come across a group of enemies.



But this time, they are prepared for battle. Su Lu Pi attacks first, throwing potions of Blinding Gas at the Fungus Artillery in the rear.



Dominus whispers something into Jimmy's ear. He shivers before sizing up his opponent. The Bounty Hunter then leaps into action, downing the enemy in one vicious blow.



In the midst of all this, Walker engages in one-on-one combat with the Cultist, she sidesteps an incoming swipe.



With the Cultist off-balance, a silent Fast Jimmy swoops in and finishes the battle for Walker.




"Jimmy! That was my kill! Fcuk you kid, you're a dick!"

While it was impossible to see what was going on under the Bounty Hunter's helmet, it seemed like Jimmy wasn't all there. Dominus audibly exhales and Jimmy twitches, as if thrown out of a trance.


"hnn...SAVE IMPORT! Oh ummm... sorry, JW? Won't happen err, again..."

Meanwhile...


"I can't believe they left me here for a rookie... I bet she doesn't even write Naruto x Sasuke fanfiction when she drinks alone on a Saturday night! I'm on the front lines, charging in first every damn expedition. But because a few people get eaten, that's somehow my fault. Uguu~ Barkeep! Another flagon of Ale!"

...
 
Unlike SimfamSP however, Johnnie Walker had more pressing things to deal with than how to best describe a Triple Naruto Shadow Clone x Sasuke gangbang.
 

 
After cutting down the cancerous root growth, the Lobbyists encounter a group of Maggots.
 

 
Thought they're easily defeated.
 

 


It isn't long until they discover every room in the area, except for one. And sure enough, the moment they enter, the Lobbyists are beset with foes.


 
The Cultists unleash a savage attack on the Lobbyists.
 

 

 
But the Lobbyists hit back harder.
 

 

 

 

 
Completely focused on the task at hand, the Lobbyists crush their opposition and complete their mission. 
 

 
Exchanging a few high fives and choice pieces of loot, the group congratulates each other on an expedition well done.


"Excellent. This week, I only had to perform one dark rit- I-I mean... excellent work this week."


"Pretty good, Walker. I wasn't expecting you to do so well in your first week. To be honest, I was thinking you'd be Cultist fodder."


"Thanks! Well, let's just be thankful Sim wasn't here! Anyways, it's not like I'm a modern feminist or anything. I can take care of myself without crying about the 'Patriarchy'."


"Haha! Too true."

The Plague Doctor and Hellion fistbump, a sign of respect between two female anti-SJWs.

The Lobbyists stroll triumphantly back into town, though they're stopped by a familiar face before they can reach the Tavern.


"Hey! Have you guys seen Sim or OneWomanArmy? I'm back with the reinforcements I promised!"

[Johnnie Walker]

 

The Plague Doctor and Hellion fistbump, a sign of respect between two female anti-SJWs.

 

Damn straight!

 

 

The Lobbyists stroll triumphantly back into town, though they're stopped by a familiar face before they can reach the Tavern.


"Hey! Have you guys seen Sim or OneWomanArmy? I'm back with the reinforcements I promised!"

 

Lol wonder wat DD is going to do with Sim.

[Dio Demon]

Damn straight!

 

Lol wonder wat DD is going to do with Sim.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Damn straight!

 

Lol wonder wat DD is going to do with Sim.

True dat chest bump.

 

whatever he dose Sim deserves it,

[mybudgee]

LoL Jimmy screwed the save!

 

[Eternal Phoenix]

Lol wonder wat DD is going to do with Sim.

 

Tighten his belt by one loophole so he don't feel hunger pains and his mother and sister will have to do likewise.

[Dio Demon]

This hit close to home.

 

I wish I owned one.

 

Then the nights wouldn't be so lonely.

 

 

 

 

Plz.

 

I write Jonathan Joestar x Dio Brando fanfic.

 

Get your facts straight, Knights.

Maybe the are right... when Sim gets drunk his taste goes down and he writes Naruto fanfics...

 

Maybe you've sent Knights a few links because you got so smashed one night and wrote a few...

[Fast Jimmy]

I write Jonathan Joestar x Dio Brando fanfic.

Get your facts straight, Knights.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Oh, this could get dramatic... O.O

[Leo]

No sim, plus being a party comprised of confirmed badasses made it obvious that everyone would survive and succeed.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

No sim, plus being a party comprised of confirmed badasses made it obvious that everyone would survive and succeed.

You here that mum im a Badass. told yah so.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Early Bird Special!
 

Chapter 11:

"So, where's Sim and OWA?"


"We came as soon as Desire Demon filled us in!"


"Yes! Where's my Domina?"



mybudgee has clearly chosen an occupation after his own worldview. Ever the cynic, this Bounty Hunter exterminates any enemies that are marked for death. He does well in woodlands, and is a capable Weald Scrounger. He feels at home in the wide open forest, suffering from Claustrophobia. He's also infected by Rabies, giving him a more frenzied attack, but does so with less precision. Perhaps he is the Lobby's own bloodhound. Always on the trail of evil.



E-Ro, like Recon and Bunz before him, is a devoted Crusader. However, E-Ro does not worship an Equine Princess, or the God of Gains, but instead worships a foreign God. Ever since he laid eyes on a Vestal, E-Ro has been infatuated and devoted to the Vestal (his Domina) and her Lord of Light. Ironic then, that he suffers from Phengophobia, a fear of daylight. But the struggle against his inner fears have made E-Ro Tough, mentally and physically. Dreaming of becoming the Lord of Light's chosen Champion (the One called "the Mannis"), he is sure to cause his enemies much grief.


"Uhh. I'm Dominus, if that's who you're looking for."
 

"Ohhhhh. I don't know where Sim is, but I think you might be too late for OWA..."
 
Informing them of OneWomanArmy's sudden passing, along with the deaths of Eternal Phoenix and Jock Cranley under Sim's leadership, the newcomers are in shock. As Recon and Dobby walk over to see the commotion, E-Ro wails in pure agony.
 

"How?! How could Sim have let this happen?!"
 

"It happens. The night is dark and full of terrors."
 

"B-but the fire burns them all away... and no one burned brighter..."
 
Despair Demon rolls his eyes.
 

"I knew this would happen if we left Sim in charge. I should've stayed behind. Where is he?"
 
Dobby glances at Recon, who shakes his head, before shrugging at Despair Demon. Nobody seemed to know where the Leper had went. Sim had disappeared.
 

 

"Well, I'm sorry to interrupt you all, but I'm beat. A round on me at the Tavern. Who's in?"
 
Fast Jimmy and Su Lu Pi mutter their agreement, and the three of them head back to town for some well earned R&R. Dobby was eager to chat with Walker and Recon never turned down free alcohol. The pair quickly follow. Dominus on the other hand, stays with the newcomers.
 

"Fresh new subjec- I mean, why subject yourselves to the horrors of the BSN alone? I'll accompany you on your first trek."
 
Taking the lead, E-Ro accepts Dominus' offer.
 

"Thank you. Just help us kill things. Lots of things."
 

"Can't believe I signed up for this..."
 

 
E-Ro leads the Lobbyists down into the Ruins. As they traverse it's dusty hallways, the Crusader holds back the urge to step into the Iron Maiden and punish himself for letting OneWomanArmy die.
 

 
E-Ro's dark mood seemed to affect the others, and the Lobbyists were almost glad to get attacked by the Undead in the next room.
 

 
The Skeletons get the jump on the group however, as the Arbalest shoots a Quarrel deep into Despair Demon. 
 

 
Meanwhile, mybudgee struggles in one on one combat with a Bone Soldier, allowing himself to get wounded but failing to land a blow on his opponent.
 

 

 
Frustrated, Despair Demon whips out his Pistol and shoots the Skeletons to pieces and the Lobbyists move on.
 


With his thoughts elsewhere, E-Ro leads the Lobbyists around in circles.




"If you're not fit to lead, E-Ro, then don't do it. Don't be a Sim."

E-Ro rounds back on budgee, furious at the Bounty Hunter.


"I'm not Sim. Sim got Domina killed!! How dare you compare me to him!"

mybudgee shrugs.


"Hey, lead how you want. But I'm not sticking around if it all goes south."

Despair Demon interjects the two men with an idea of his own.


"How about the library? It's probably the last place we need to go, and we can regain our bearings there."

Dominus nods in agreement, perhaps an ancient tome with knowledge and secrets would present itself.

They find the Library soon enough. The Lobbyists take note of their remaining provisions and prepare to camp out as they are ambushed by a group of Cultists.



Caught off-guard, mybudgee is separated from the rest of the group. The Cultists attack him in waves.




"Ugh! Help!"



As the Cultists' attacks become more vicious, the Bounty Hunter is overwhelmed. A swift blow to the head has budgee reeling as the blood spurts out from his wounds and his vision dims.




"Enough!"

The Occultist's voice reverberated across the Library, and Dominus launches a fierce Hex at the Cultists and Undead.



Charging in from the side, E-Ro flanks the remaining enemies. He brings down his sword and Smites them with prejudice.



Helping budgee up onto his feet and carrying him back to town, the Lobbyists leave the Ruins having fulfilled their mission. And though it was a little touch and go towards the end, there were no casualties.

[Johnnie Walker]

E-Ro, like Recon and Bunz before him, is a devoted Crusader. However, E-Ro does not worship an Equine Princess, or the God of Gains, but instead worships a foreign God. Ever since he laid eyes on a Vestal, E-Ro has been infatuated and devoted to the Vestal (his Domina) and her Lord of Light. Ironic then, that he suffers from Phengophobia, a fear of daylight. But the struggle against his inner fears have made E-Ro Tough, mentally and physically. Dreaming of becoming the Lord of Light's chosen Champion (the One called "the Mannis"), he is sure to cause his enemies much grief.

lol "does not worship an Equine Princess"

AND PRAISE R'HLLOR

 

"It happens. The night is dark and full of terrors."

For the night is dark and full of terrors.

 

 

Fast Jimmy and Su Lu Pi mutter their agreement, and the three of them head back to town for some well earned R&R. Dobby was eager to chat with Walker and Recon never turned down free alcohol. The pair quickly follow. Dominus on the other hand, stays with the newcomers.

No one should ever turn down free alcohol tbh.

 

"Fresh new subjec- I mean, why subject yourselves to the horrors of the BSN alone? I'll accompany you on your first trek."

Lol really does sound like something Dom would say. You've always been good at nailing people's personalities as far as their dialog goes.

 

E-Ro's dark mood seemed to affect the others, and the Lobbyists were almost glad to get attacked by the Undead in the next room.

That's on Sim's fault.

[mousestalker]

Really regretting having died right now. Good stuff!