Close one there with Despair, also E-Ro's attack.. wow!
"Math is not a subject. It's a legal tool for torture"
The promise of a free week in the whorehouse saved my life. Without that hope I would have surely perished...
Ahahaha pythagoras' theorem is pulling teeth out with a hammer.
Guest_E-Ro_*
Lmfao. French tickler attack? Hahahahahaha
"I judge you in the name of the Light. Your life is forfeit, now pay for your crimes!! Rarghhh! DOMINA FRENCH TICKLER ATTACK!"
"Eww."
"That seems a bit much."
Guest_simfamUP_*
Nobody died!
Boo!
Hiss!
Nobody died!
Boo!
Hiss!
Because you weren't there getting us killed!
Nobody died!
Boo!
Hiss!
Because you weren't there getting us killed!
He's just mad cause he died and it was all his fault thus he's now attempting to blame us (or Crusty) for one of us not dying.
Fite me in the after life, Sim. My IP address will be sent within 3 to 5 business days.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Sent her soul where "T" at.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But I seriously loved this chapter lol. You got to killed that HAGGGGGGGGGGG YAYYYYYY 
So, I figured since Baron put me in one of his LPs I might show up in another one.
Lo and behold I did.
And I've left.
Can't say you got too much about me wrong though, even down to the random wart.
I like this thread in general.
Nobody died!
Boo!
Hiss!
We need to be patient, the great death surely awaits. Deeeeeath!
Guest_simfamUP_*
He's just mad cause he died and it was all his fault thus he's now attempting to blame us (or Crusty) for one of us not dying.
Fite me in the after life, Sim. My IP address will be sent within 3 to 5 business days.
no
i fite u 1v1 in rust map
u hve psn?
wuts ur tag?
cod4 now
no
i fite u 1v1 in rust map
u hve psn?
wuts ur tag?
cod4 now
Nobody died!
Boo!
Hiss!
I'm actually starting to really enjoy seeing people die in this LP.
So yeah, here's hoping for some more dead people!
I'm actually starting to really enjoy seeing people die in this LP.
So yeah, here's hoping for some more dead people!
You know who's NOT going to die?
Crusty. Because he didn't put himself in this little death house of horrors. Plus, he's a robot.
That robot is a genius!
A strange LP. The only way to live is not to be one of poor bastards in it.You know who's NOT going to die?
Crusty. Because he didn't put himself in this little death house of horrors. Plus, he's a robot.
no
i fite u 1v1 in rust map
u hve psn?
wuts ur tag?
cod4 now
What the f*ck did you just say about me you little b*tch?! I'll have you know that I am a 24 year old bottle of scotch! I eat livers alive when their hosts talk sh*t to me! I don't take sides; if you p*ss me off then I want your f*ckin life you cheeky c*nt! Via eradicating your liver! I have over 200,000 confirmed alcoholic overdose kills. You are nothing to me but just another creature that hosts a liver for me to devour. I will b*tch slap your liver with my smokey flavor. Mark my f*cking words! You think you can get away with saying that kind of sh*t to me via Crusty's LP? Think again, you defenseless piece of meat. As we speak I am moving my alcoholic forces to you. I don't need to find your PSN address, I can smell that sweet liver ass from my smoky barrel all the way from here. You're f*cking dead, you worthless sack of tissue. I can dry up your liver anytime and anywhere. Not only am I bawsly trained in alcohol poisoning, but I have access to all the scotch whiskey bottles on the entire planet. They could be lurking outside your window right now, just waiting to shove their glorious bottles down your throat. But I'd rather poison you myself! If only you could have known what unholy smoky sh*t your little CoD comment was about to bring down upon your health, maybe you would have kept your big mouth shut! But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're gonna pay the 24 aged scotch whiskey price! You're f*cking dead, you sack of cells.
Guest_simfamUP_*
Rust is a map in Modern Warfare 2, not 1. Also, is it going to be a quickscope battle?
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What the f*ck did you just say about me you little b*tch?! I'll have you know that I am a 24 year old bottle of scotch! I eat livers alive when their hosts talk sh*t to me! I don't take sides; if you p*ss me off then I want your f*ckin life you cheeky c*nt! Via eradicating your liver! I have over 200,000 confirmed alcoholic overdose kills. You are nothing to me but just another creature that hosts a liver for me to devour. I will b*tch slap your liver with my smokey flavor. Mark my f*cking words! You think you can get away with saying that kind of sh*t to me via Crusty's LP? Think again, you defenseless piece of meat. As we speak I am moving my alcoholic forces to you. I don't need to find your PSN address, I can smell that sweet liver ass from my smoky barrel all the way from here. You're f*cking dead, you worthless sack of tissue. I can dry up your liver anytime and anywhere. Not only am I bawsly trained in alcohol poisoning, but I have access to all the scotch whiskey bottles on the entire planet. They could be lurking outside your window right now, just waiting to shove their glorious bottles down your throat. But I'd rather poison you myself! If only you could have known what unholy smoky sh*t your little CoD comment was about to bring down upon your health, maybe you would have kept your big mouth shut! But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're gonna pay the 24 aged scotch whiskey price! You're f*cking dead, you sack of cells.
Nobody died!
Boo!
Hiss!
Nobody died!
Boo!
Hiss!
Last time I complained about this, I ended up dead lol.
So be careful what you wish for.
Last time I complained about this, I ended up dead lol.
So be careful what you wish for.
Sim may be suicidal... in the LP I mean. In real life he's a horrible person who'll throw your dog in a furnace for shits and giggles.
So....are you checking the caravan for new arrivals?
I eagerly await my glorious entrance.
So....are you checking the caravan for new arrivals?
I eagerly await my glorious entrance.
Lotion: It is I. The Emperor, Lotion Soronarr The Emperor. Bow before I, The Emperor, Lotion Soronarr The Emperor and you shall feel The Emperor, Lotion Soronarr The Emperor's mercy.
Sorry couldn't resist 
So....are you checking the caravan for new arrivals?
I eagerly await my glorious entrance.
Just for you Lotion, I checked.
I guess I can make you a Vestal.
I don't know... he'd make a nice Jester...
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