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[Degenerate Rakia Time]

I don't know... he'd make a nice Jester...

so would i

[Lotion Soronarr]

Nah, I'll wait for a crusader.

 

It captures the zeal of the SPEHSS MUHREEN.

 

FOR THE EMPEROR! (for this LP, I'll limit myself to not being THE God-Emperor, Chuck Norris)

[Lotion Soronarr]

People ask me: Lotion, who IS this Emperor you worship?

 

It is a difficult question to answer. The Emperor is almost as old as humanity himself. He often lived among us in disguise, and would sometimes project lesser avatar of himself.

Yang Wen-Li, Reinhardt, Gintoki, Hijikata, Archer, Gilgamesh, Iskandar, Phoenix Ikki, Shakka Virgo, Guts, Ko, Kenshiro, Rambo, Conan and many others are rumored to have been touched by the Emperor or were his lesser avatars as are many personalities throught time and multiverses.

His full person has been last confirmed seen in 20'th century, going under the name of Chuck Norris.

 

Praise be the Emperor.

[Nattfare]

I could probably be either a jester or a bounty hunter.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

hold on is i dead?

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Chapter 18:

After a few rowdy days of partying at the Tavern, budgee and E-Ro discuss their next move. Sim had taken Inquisitor Recon, Fast Jimmy and Dominus into the Weald to mop up after their successful mission. The Hag's death had opened up new paths in the forest, with stronger and deadlier foes to encounter. Sim and Dominus in particular wanted to scout out the area, enlisting Recon and Jimmy to round out the team.


"That fool is going to get them all killed."

Deciding it would be best to not dwell on the issue, E-Ro rounds up Johnnie Walker and Despair Demon, bringing up the corrupted royal. This 'Swine Prince'.


"This again?"


"The Swine Prince? Do you understand what you're suggesting? That LPPrince is corrupt? He's been apart of the community for years and years! I find it too hard to believe."

The Hellion folds her arms, but ultimately agrees to go on the expedition E-Ro proposes. With Sim's team already out on an expedition, E-Ro's group was the only way she was getting a mission this week. Meanwhile, Despair Demon was eager to join.


"Ahaha! If I win this round, budgee, that's two out of three! More hookers than I can poke my stick at!"

The Lobbyists head for the Warrens to slay the "Swine Prince".



Descending once again into the disgusting sewers, the Lobbyists are sure to scout the area.



Their caution pays off handsomely, as they ambush an enemy patrol in the next room.



E-Ro jumps out into the open and charges the Swine, catching them completely by surprise.



Moving from one enemy to the next, he brutally cuts them down as they stand. The battle is quickly won.




"At this rate, DD, we might have a nil-all draw."

They continue down the dark hallways, and enter the next room on their path.



Where they're greeted by a group of deadly spiders!




"Aww, hell no! Fuuck spiders!"

The Hellion ducks out of the way as one of the Spiders spits out a venomous acid attack. Leaving Despair Demon unprepared for it.



budgee takes advantage of the situation and charges the spiders, taking one down with his trusty Hand-Axe.



Not to be outdone, Despair Demon quickly jumps back to his feet and slices clean through another spider, forcing the rest to flee.



With the spiders gone, Johnnie Walker breathes a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, it isn't long until her stress levels rise once again.



budgee once again gets the jump on the spiders, the Bounty Hunter desperate to even the score with Despair Demon.



Having lost all her patience with the endless hordes of spiders, Walker lashes out angrily. She rushes the spiders, slicing and dicing the creatures in a rage.



With the battle won, they scout out the area, and discover that the so-called "Swine Prince" is in a room nearby.



The Lobbyists grit their teeth and confront the supposed corrupted BSN user.




"Oh Elsa... you're so perfect... why can't I ever find a real woman just like you..."


"PRINCE?! Don't tell me it's really you..."


"H-Heather...? W-what are you d-doing here?! GET OUT!"


"Prince! What happened to you..."


"Isn't it obvious, Walker? He's been corrupted by the evil that's consumed the BSN!"


"Hah! How little you know, fool. The only evil here is the BSN itself. There is no fighting the corruption, when the site is corruption. But what you can do is bask in it, and use it to mold the BSN in your image!"


"Nooooo, this can't be happening. Prince. Why?"


"Listen to me, Heather! You struggle each and every day with the mods, with the users, drinking yourself to oblivion because you "fight" the "corruption". Embrace it, like I have and your power will grow with your postcount! I wanted BSN to change for the better, telling people to improve their conduct and be the positive change in this community. But no one listened! No one, Heather! They all would see this forum burn in a flurry of off-topic posting and anti-social behaviour. So, I made up my mind. I will purge the BSN and start anew! I will become the positive change on this website, and no one can stop me! I have become so powerful now, Heather. At my postcount, you can even twist others to your will. Isn't that right, BioWareMod2?"


"It's as you say, boss! As for you troublemakers, the doors have been locked. There is no escape, prepare to die. We are done here."


"Heather, I'll give you one last chance. Will you join me?"

For the first time since she arrived at the BSN, Walker is unsure of what to do. Still reeling by the revelation that LPPrince is now the dreaded Swine Prince, she loses some of her conviction. She looks over at Despair Demon, mybudgee and E-Ro before glancing over at LPPrince and BioWareMod2. She stares long and hard at the two groups. And then...


"N-no! I can't join with you Prince. I can't join with the ModBots! I hate all Bots! And the ModBots are worse than most! I'm sorry, old friend."

E-Ro cracks a slight smile. She made the right decision.


"So be it."

The ModBot springs into action, marking Walker and E-Ro with warning points. The damage is minimal, but they're a prime target now for deadlier attacks.



Despair Demon leaps into the fray, going straight for LPPrince.



Ignoring her warning point, as she always does, Walker charges at her former friend. Prince made some good points, but working with the ModBots was absolutely inexcusable and proof she had picked the right side to fight for.

Her attack deals significant damage on the Swine Prince.




"Augh, that really hurt. Just so you know, this isn't even my final form!"

Prince had plenty of fight left in him, and he strikes back in a rage.



The ModBot marks Despair Demon with a warning point next, punishment for attacking LPPrince earlier.



Having never been issued a warning point before, Despair has no idea how to take it, and is completely unprepared for LPPrince's deadly attack.



Despair Demon falls awkwardly to the ground, a pool of blood forming around him.


"DESPAIR!! NO!!"

Sensing that Despair Demon was at Death's Door, E-Ro positions himself for the Domina French Tickler attack. Focusing his energy, he lunges and thrusts at the Prince.

And misses.



With E-Ro caught off-balance after his attack and with Walker in two minds whether to attack Prince or save Despair, the duo are devastated by Prince's next attack.



Despair gets to his feet and attempts to gut the Swine and he too misses.



Despair loses his footing and falls over again, but not before noticing that the Prince was starting to slow down - the Swine was bleeding heavily from the wounds he received earlier.

The ModBot marks E-Ro with another warning point, signalling Prince's intention to finish off the wounded Crusader.



Seeing that an opportunity has opened up, budgee makes his move. Darting quickly between his fallen and unsteady allies, he catches LPPrince completely by surprise. budgee grips his Hand-Axe tightly and Collects his Bounty.



The ModBot is in shock, unsure of how to proceed. He considers fleeing, but as E-Ro gets back up on his feet, he eliminates that option for the Moderator.



With their enemies down, the Lobbyists are slow to recover. Except for mybudgee, who was all smiles.


"Hey, hey. Did you check me out? What do you think the score is now, DD? Haha!"


"T-that still only counts as one!!"

Despite Despair Demon's protests, it was a clear win for budgee. The score for their bet was now one round apiece.

After a short rest, the Lobbyists are ready to depart the Warrens. They do so victorious, though Johnnie Walker had a lot on her mind.

[Dominus]

I will purge the BSN and start anew!

A New World Off-Topic...For the first time in forever, all's right with the world.

Pretty cool.

[Zeroth Angel]

 

 

"It's as you say, boss! As for you troublemakers, the doors have been locked. There is no escape, prepare to die. We are done here."

 

Perfect.

 

Also, no one died.

 

What a shame.

 

Still one of the best parts, keep it up Crusty.

[Fast Jimmy]

Best post yet - Crusty, you keep hitting them out of the park on this one.

[Johnnie Walker]

"Oh Elsa... you're so perfect... why can't I ever find a real woman just like you..."

 

 

"So be it."

 

 

The ModBot springs into action, marking Walker and E-Ro with warning points.

 

>first time meeting our dear ModBot2

>mrw the first thing they do is give me a warning point

 

 

 

The ModBot is in shock, unsure of how to proceed. He considers fleeing, but as E-Ro gets back up on his feet, he eliminates that option for the Moderator.

 

 

After a short rest, the Lobbyists are ready to depart the Warrens. They do so victorious, though Johnnie Walker had a lot on her mind.

 

I'm going sane, aren't I?

Sim pls.

[Dio Demon]

And funnily enough... I have one warning point now. By BioMod 2 (DA:I feedback forums are too stupid to live)

[CrazyRah]

Another brilliant chapter and that with none dying. Obviously death will haunt everyone at some point. I shall be waiting

 

Deeeeeeath!

[Dio Demon]

Another brilliant chapter and that with none dying. Obviously death will haunt everyone at some point. I shall be waiting

 

Deeeeeeath!

 

^ Rah

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

I unashamedly love Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Don't care if I'm not supposed to like children's cartoons at my age anymore, that show has me in stitches.

[Dio Demon]

I unashamedly love Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Don't care if I'm not supposed to like children's cartoons at my age anymore, that show has me in stitches.

Agreed. Apparently the creator is making a new show as well.

[CrazyRah]

I unashamedly love Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Don't care if I'm not supposed to like children's cartoons at my age anymore, that show has me in stitches.

 

Not being in love with that show is wrong. It's brilliant!

[Fast Jimmy]

I unashamedly love Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Don't care if I'm not supposed to like children's cartoons at my age anymore, that show has me in stitches.

I'm still waiting on Samurai Jack to come back.

[Dio Demon]

I'm still waiting on Samurai Jack to come back.

It's apparently being run in comic form still.

 

But we all know who killed that series...

 

AAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Johnnie Walker]

I unashamedly love Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Don't care if I'm not supposed to like children's cartoons at my age anymore, that show has me in stitches.

 

I love watching Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy via Netflix hehe...

 

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

I heart Grim so much.

[Dio Demon]

I heart Grim so much.

Grim: If I had a heart mun. I'd heart you too.

[Fast Jimmy]

It's apparently being run in comic form still.

But we all know who killed that series...

AAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

...

...there's a comic?!!!

<reads up on it>

And it's ending in May? As a true wrap up to the series? And uses the season 3 episode "Jack and the Traveling Creatures" as the basic premise, where Jack becomes a grizzled, warrior king?!!!



DD, you've help take a pilgrim to the Promised Land.

[Leo]

Huh, nobody died.

I was reading through and really thinking at least two party members would die.

Oh well, RIP in Peace Prince and mod2.