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[Fast Jimmy]

Where's the Exterminatus Lotion?

Rubs the Lotion on the skin, or else it gets the Exterminatis again...

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Chapter 26:

"Y-you stay the hell away from me, you old Hag!!"

Su Lu Pi's cries were in vain, however, for the Hag could not tolerate anyone more attractive than herself. The Plague Doctor was unceremoniously dunked into the Cauldron.



The Hag then uses her ladle to fling some of the boiling hot water from the Cauldron at the Lobbyists.



Moving into position, Lotion unleashes a fearsome Lance attack.




"For the Emprah! I am the tip of his spear!!"


"Just the tip?"


"That's all this SJW Hag deserves!"

Fighting from the back row, Rah attempts to lift the spirits of his comrades with inspiring lyrics and a catchy tune.




"I DEMAND BLOOD FROM THIS BEAST. SLAUGHTER HER QUICKLY, AT LEAST. OFF WITH HER HEAD, MY BLOODLUST MUST BE FED, ELSE YOU'LL BE THE FOOD AT MY FEAST!"

For his troubles, he's targetted by the Hag, who throws animal parts and stinging spices his way.



Sick and tired of this battle, Bison stamps his feet and launches a piercing attack at the Hag, catching her off-guard.




"Я просто хочу , чтобы пойти домой и играть Dota 2 !"

However, not even Bison's damaging blow was able to shift the Hag back and give them the space to rescue Su Lu Pi.

The Plague Doctor cries out in inconsolable pain.



Lotion connects again with his powerful Xeno piercing thrust attack, the Hag starting to show signs of fatigue.



However, the tumblrina rallies, striking at the entire group and pushing them away from the Cauldron.



Both the Hag and the Lobbyists are worse for wear, yet for all the fighting, they were no closer to releasing Su Lu Pi.




"Get me out of here, you fleshbags!"

Needing a bit of inspiration, Lotion Soronarr pulls out his list of most hated foes.




"Xenos, SJWs, Feminists, Weaklings, Xenos, Xeno sympathisers... GRR. Now I'm mad! Let's do this!"

Lotion darts across the battlefield, and reaches Su Lu Pi before the Hag can reach him. Heaving with great effort, he knocks the Cauldron over and finally releases the Plague Doctor from her suffering.



Su Lu Pi emerges from the Cauldron, huffing and struggling for breath. Boils cover her body and she's on Death's Door.



The Hag strikes at the Lobbyists, hoping to kill Su Lu Pi. However, the Plague Doctor manages to hold on by a thread.



Picking himself up off the ground, Bison charges at the Hag, landing a devastating attack.




"Не сдавайтесь!"

As the Hag struggles to get up, Bison announces his judgment.



Putting aside his Lute, and leaping into the fray, Rah strikes the killing blow. The Hag unable to account for the Jester's nimble movements, she leaves herself wide open to the fatal attack.



Su Lu Pi collapses to the ground as Rah collects a few trinkets from the Hag's hut.



Su Lu Pi slowly rises to her feet, and refusing aid from the others, leads the Lobbyists back into town. Wounded, but victorious.

[CrazyRah]

Ah yes! Death and blood! All return safely too even if Su Lu Pi might be a bit hurt 

[Dio Demon]

Ah yes! Death and blood! All return safely too even if Su Lu Pi might be a bit hurt 

Only her face is melted off... nothing too serious.

[Leo]

Was worried Su Lu Pi would be cooked alive.

[Bison]

****** REKT HAHAHAH SUCK IT FAT HAG ****

[Dobby]

Boooo! No one died.

[Bison]

Boooo! No one died.

EXCEPT THAT **** HAG THOUGH HAHAHAHAHAHA IS BEAUTIFUL

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Boooo! No one died.

 

 

So bloodthirsty!

[Lotion Soronarr]

THIS IS THE JUDGMENT OF THE RIGHTEOUS!

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

I want everyone to know that this isn't dead.

Just that with the grind to get from level 4 to 5 and with E-Ro and Sim leaving, this is going on hiatus until a patch with new content comes out and I can plan out a restructure of the teams.

[Dobby]

Good. Because I want to see people die a horrible death. 

[Dio Demon]

I want everyone to know that this isn't dead.

Just that with the grind to get from level 4 to 5 and with E-Ro and Sim leaving, this is going on hiatus until a patch with new content comes out and I can plan out a restructure of the teams.

Sim abandoned us, I almost feel sad. E-Ro I feel nothing for, he was the weakest link in the team.

 

Admit it, you're in mourning. You can't replace Sim and you have no idea of how to go on. You can admit it we won't judge you.

 

 

(does not speak for Johnnie and the massive amounts of mocking you will face; if you admit it or not)

[Inquisitor Recon]

Sim was always going to die horribly eventually. Shame it happened sooner.

[Uccio]

It is not an adventure unless someone from the party dies.

[Johnnie Walker]

We all use to be adventurers like Sim, until we died in Crusty's LP.

[Fast Jimmy]

Fast Jimmy takes damage from LP Update withdrawals!

Fast Jimmy is at Death's Door!

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

 


Sim's back, the mega patch with new bosses and classes has finally arrived. E-Ro didn't make it in time. Vale. But yeah, I'll update this...

[Dermain]

I want everyone to know that this isn't dead.

Just that with the grind to get from level 4 to 5 and with E-Ro and Sim leaving, this is going on hiatus until a patch with new content comes out and I can plan out a restructure of the teams.

 

As long as I don't get killed because you decided to take a low level group into a difficult mission again.......

 

We all use to be adventurers like Sim, until we died in Crusty's LP.

 

Yes, and you got me killed!

[CrazyRah]

Mmmm soon more death!

[Dio Demon]

*sees the game update, wonders if he should necro the thread. Couldn't be assed*

 

*receives a like from Dermain, comes to the thread and sees that Crusty made a post*

 

*sees a post about death from Rah*

 

All we need now is someone to blame Sim for someone's death and Johnnie to put Crusty in his place...

[Billy-the-Squid]

Yesss. Moar deaths. Looks like I'll be re downloading this game too.

[Simfam]

Yeaaaaah!

 

[Dermain]

*sees the game update, wonders if he should necro the thread. Couldn't be assed*

 

*receives a like from Dermain, comes to the thread and sees that Crusty made a post*

 

*sees a post about death from Rah*

 

All we need now is someone to blame Sim for someone's death and Johnnie to put Crusty in his place...

 

Your welcome.

[Fast Jimmy]