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[Dobbysaurus]

Yesss. Moar deaths. Looks like I'll be re downloading this game too.

Why would you? This game sucks.

[Fast Jimmy]

Why would you? This game sucks.

[KingTony]

Awwwww yeah!

[Voxr]

Yay! About time. I've read through it twice by now. 

[mybudgee]

I want carnage

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Chapter 26.5:

 

Three close friends enjoy a quiet evening at the Tavern. Their hands shake and they struggle to hold their cups without spilling their drinks.



Sim closes his eyes and takes a sip, attempting to wash his troubles away with the soothing aroma and taste of his beverage.


"Hmm. T-this tea is quite n-nice, don't you think so t-too, guys...?"


"He's dead, Sim."

 

"I... I know that..."


"Can you imagine dying like that? Getting poisoned by some Fungus monster and having your insides turn to mush while you bleed to death, unable to vocalise your own suffering?"


"Y-yeah, it's pretty bad..."

:
"I know, and before he died, he took out that diary that his lover left behind before she died. He probably wanted to read some of her words before his time came. But his body had other ideas and he ended up soaking the diary pages in his own vomit."

 

"How terrible, could you imagine leading someone to such a gruesome death?"

 

"Guys, stop. You two were with us when it happened. T-there was nothing we could do..."

 

"Yeah, that's true. Don't worry about things too much, Sim. I mean, it's not like you have a habit of leading people to their death."

 

"Do you want to go to the Graveyard, Sim? We still need to pay proper respects to E-Ro."

 

"And all the other people who died despite your undoubtedly brilliant leadership over the months."

 

"N-no, we don't need to go. I'm okay..."

 

Sim shifts uncomfortably on his stool and rubs his armlet.

 

"That's a pretty looking armlet, Sim. Where'd you get it from?"

 

"Oh, t-this? Walker gave it to me before the last expedition. She told me to look after E-Ro since he flew into a rage and demanded we take him to the Last Hag."

 

"Yeah, E-Ro was pretty determined to fight the Hag even though Walker and budgee wanted to wait until we were all ready as a group. But he wouldn't take no for an answer. OWA really meant a lot to him. Either that, or he really wanted to stick his blade into that old, ugly Hag..."

 

"In the Weald."

 

"Yes, that's exactly what I meant. The Hag in the Weald. E-Ro wanted to kill her for revenge. So Sim, why would Heather give you anything, instead of E-Ro himself or maybe one of us?"

 

"W-well, she said I deserved it for all the good work I've been... been doing recently..."

 

 

Rah's lips purse together tightly and the Jester falls silent, his face a mask deliberately devoid of emotion. Despair Demon on the other hand, couldn't control himself and spoke up.

 

"AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! REDEMPTION ARMLET?! OH YOU KIDDER, SIM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

 

"Look, what's done is done. Can we just try and move forward? Please??"

 

"Sure, forward to more death! You know, I was starting to worry about you Sim. But I'm glad you finally got your mojo back."

 

"T-that's not what I mean! You too, Despair! Please stop laughing."

 

"Sure, let me just find Heather first and buy her a drink, that was an absolute classic haha!"

 

With the others notified of E-Ro's passing, the three friends invite the other Lobbyists to drink and honour their fallen comrade. They drink to E-Ro's memory well into the night, their celebrations loud and cheerful. So cheerful, that for a brief moment, Sim forgot that he had led yet another friend to their doom.

 

Spoiler

Not really sure if I want to go back to the Sim is cursed route tbh, but it was a really convenient way to kill off E-Ro

[Fast Jimmy]

So who's the remaining roster these days? My memory is running a little behind.

[CrazyRah]

Awww yeeeeeah it's baaaaaaack and with such beautiful death too!

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

So who's the remaining roster these days? My memory is running a little behind.

 

By level/exp:

 

Spoiler

You

Simfam

Dominus

Inquisitor Recon

Johnnie Walker

Despair Demon

mybudgee

Bison

Su Lu Pi

Lotion Soronarr

CrazyRah

ruggly

 

12 overall, meaning that we have an even 3 teams. Getting rid of E-Ro has actually been a little beneficial for team balance.

 

Hope he and the gf are doing well these days though. They needed a little distance from the site (esp OWA tbh) and I hope they're in a better place with that distance.

[Simfam]

"W-well, she said I deserved it for all the good work I've been... been doing recently..."

 

 

lol i'm such a loser

[Garryydde]

lol i'm such a loser

*looser

[Simfam]

*looser

 

bruh

[Garryydde]

bruh

bruh

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

By level/exp:

 

Spoiler

You

Simfam

Dominus

Inquisitor Recon

Johnnie Walker

Despair Demon

mybudgee

Bison

Su Lu Pi

Lotion Soronarr

CrazyRah

ruggly

 

12 overall, meaning that we have an even 3 teams. Getting rid of E-Ro has actually been a little beneficial for team balance.

 

Hope he and the gf are doing well these days though. They needed a little distance from the site (esp OWA tbh) and I hope they're in a better place with that distance.

 

Did I somehow escape?

 

At least I'm safe from being killed.

[Dio Demon]

Goddamnit Sim. You can't even be trusted outside of the chapters... well as long as it wasn't me.

[Simfam]

Goddamnit Sim. You can't even be trusted outside of the chapters... well as long as it wasn't me.

 

Still a higher level than you.

 

[Billy-the-Squid]

Why would you? This game sucks.

[ruggly]

Glad to know I'm in this LP, now watch me be the first to die when it continues.

[Dio Demon]

Still a higher level than you.

 

1) I know you got all that experience from the people that died with you.

 

2) Only casuals compare levels. Real skill is destroying stuff with low levels.

[Fast Jimmy]

bruh

 

bruh bruh

[Fast Jimmy]

By level/exp:

 

Spoiler

You

Simfam

Dominus

Inquisitor Recon

Johnnie Walker

Despair Demon

mybudgee

Bison

Su Lu Pi

Lotion Soronarr

CrazyRah

ruggly

 

12 overall, meaning that we have an even 3 teams. Getting rid of E-Ro has actually been a little beneficial for team balance.

 

Hope he and the gf are doing well these days though. They needed a little distance from the site (esp OWA tbh) and I hope they're in a better place with that distance.

 

[Leo]

poor E-ro.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

My dead yet. No? Guess im a badass then.

[Simfam]

1) I know you got all that experience from the people that died with you.

 

2) Only casuals compare levels. Real skill is destroying stuff with low levels.

 

My exploits in our last DnD session is totes evidence that it's obviously due to skill.

[Dio Demon]

My exploits in our last DnD session is totes evidence that it's obviously due to skill.

I know you cheated. I know you offered blowjobs to RNGeezus!