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[Simfam]

I know you cheated. I know you offered blowjobs to RNGeezus!

 

*wipes pasty substance off mouth*

 

Lies!

[Fast Jimmy]

*wipes pasty substance off mouth*

Lies!

Sometimes you've got to take a d20 to roll a d20...

[Dio Demon]

*wipes pasty substance off mouth*

 

Lies!

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

dam wheres my wasp ewe Gif when i need it?

[mybudgee]

You can't kill me if I go back to 1986

 

[Lotion Soronarr]

Can it haz be purge time again?

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Early early morning not-proofread edition, hot off the presses.

Spoiler

And yes, I know Jehuty is spelled wrong in the screenshots, will rectify that next time I play.

 

Chapter 27:

"What do you mean there's troublemakers and Brigands in the Weald?"


"They just showed up all of a sudden, I don't know who they are but their presence will cause a few issues."

Before Dominus could finish giving his report to Sim, he's interrupted by an angry Recon.


"Dominus! There you are! Why haven't you been posting in the MLP thread recently? Without your picture contributions, I've been finding it really hard to clo...bber you sick faks for liking that awful show!"

Sim takes a moment to ponder the situation.


"Dio will just have to live with me leading a little longer, we need to mobilise. Everyone on the Lobby needs to form a unified front. If we don't, we will get another situation like what happened with LPPrince. Johnnie Walker is still upset about that one."


"That's the thing Sim, people have already mobilised. Before I came back, I saw a group of people enter the Weald to hunt the Brigands. I didn't recognise any of them, but they were clearly prepared for battle. So... maybe let them handle it?"

Nodding and dismissing Dominus, Sim heads to the Tavern where Rah and Dio are drinking whilst Lotion is gambling. The Leper could afford to give the newcomers some time to prove themselves, but if things got dire, he needed to be in a position to step in.

As Recon drags an unwilling Dom away from a game of Hearthstone and towards the MLP thread, the newcomers step into the Weald...




"You all ready to kick some ass?"


"Born ready."


"Definitely."


"Not really, but it's too late to head back..."



Battle-hardened and tough as nails, this Hellion is a natural born leader. leighzard is a Clutch Hitter with a Natural Swing and Quick Reflexes. With no discernable weaknesses, she fights from the front lines, capable of dishing out major damage to those who cross her path. As part of her authoritative personality, she happens to be a bit of a Lurker. Meaning that she only states her point once and moves on, finding people who double and triple post absolutely despicable.



An experienced campaigner, Impulse Jehuty is a Man-At-Arms and the oldest member of the BSN Lobby expedition forces. Though his Calm, well reasoned and Enlightened nature catches people the wrong way, he is a balanced individual, Tough and Unyielding, unwilling to concede even the slightest bit of ground to his enemies. He will prove to be a formidable ally in the fight to cleanse the BSN from evil.



Voxr is this team's Houndmaster. Ever since he was a young boy, he has despised cats and their traitorous nature, preferring the company of dogs. His love for dogs is so powerful, that he abhors almost any other kind of animal, becoming somewhat of a Beast Slayer. A total Photomanic, he prefers well-lit environments as that allows him to control his hound, Bleach, much more strongly. He may not spend much time in the Tavern due to his Dipsomania, but he can often be found tinkering with the latest in personal protection technology.



Rounding out the team is a strong, independent Arbalest in Corvus I. This Bloodthirsty Lobbyist is constantly On-Guard, acting as the team's Sniper and Support. She prides herself on being a Warrior of Light and she has the strength to back it up, being a real Slugger. Going stronger in the hellfire of the BTM thread along with Voxr and leighzard, she refuses to let the BSN fall to evil while she still draws breath.

The team ventures deep into the perils of the Weald and soon find themselves deep in combat.




"Tch. A pack of mutts."


"Corvus! Lay down some cover!"

Corvus nods and complies, raining a hail of crossbow bolts on the rabid pups.



However, one of the Dogs manages to evade the bolt storm and charges at the helpless Arbelest.



Before the east is able to strike again, however, leighzard steps between Corvus and the Dog, bringing down her sharp Halberd and slicing the canine's head in a single cleave.



The other Dogs snarl and charge towards leighzard, but Voxr sicks Bleach onto them and forces the Wild Dogs back.



With their enemies wounded and disoriented, Voxr pushes his advantage.


"Go, Bleach! Finish them off with a crunching attack!"

Bleach used Crunch.



It's Super Effective. Bleach brutally kills one of the Dogs, causing the rest to flee.

Putting her medical training to good use, leighzard safely skins and disembowels one of her decapitated kill, shoring up the expedition's food supply. It could very well be a long trek.




"You never know when dog meat can come in handy! I learned that from my time in Korea!"


"..."

The spectacle catches the attention of a roaming band of Cultists, who are shocked at what they see. Apparently, there are lines that homicidal Cultists won't cross.



One of the Cultists launches a magical attack at Impulse Jehuty, but the veteran acts quickly and raises his shield to blunt the worst of the attack.



With the enemy off-guard, Jehuty swiftly Ripostes, and the Cultist falls to Jehuty's powerful counter.



The Man-At-Arms continues his work, charging at the remaining Cultists, using his heavy Mace to crush the skulls of his enemies.



With the Cultists down, the group progresses cautiously, but in good health and spirits.



They spot a treasure chest in the distance, but as they approach they're swamped by Fungi monsters! They've been lured into a trap.



With the group disoriented and their formation in shambles, Bleach charges wildly at their enemies, though they easily avoid him.



However Voxr is left wide open on his own, and pays for his companion's lack of discipline.



Bleach sprints back to save his defenseless master, as Jehuty Bellows at the Fungi and catches them off-balance.



Corvus takes advantage of the chaos and lays down Suppressing Fire on the Fungi.



She then rushes to Voxr, applying first aid to his wounds and bandaging them up.



Enraged, Bleach strikes back at the Fungi, this time under Voxr's careful instruction. Together, the two of them rip their enemies to shreds.



The group continues on, the end of the Weald and the confrontation with the Brigands would soon come. Up ahead, leighzard spots a backpack with items and possibly gold inside.



Wary about another trap, she orders the team to stay in formation. Her concern was justified.



Brigands! This must be the scouting party, they were really close now.

Prepared for combat, Corvus unleashes a powerful bolt. The 'thwang' of her Arbalest heard clearly as the bolt pierced the Brigand's heart.




"One shot, one kill."

Frustrated, one of the bandits charges at Jehuty. He swings and slashes at the Man-At-Arms, who deftly avoids the blows.



And pushes him back.



Meanwhile, leighzard cuts down the bandits with impunity.



After a short break to patch themselves up and mentally prepare, they head towards the Brigand camp.



Upon entering the camp, weapons drawn and ready to attack, they're taken aback by what awaits them. The group halts as one as the Brigands turn towards them.




"I-I don't believe it... what are they doing here?"


"No... no... nooooooo..."

One of the Brigands addresses the group, all but confirming all their greatest fears and deepest nightmares.


"Welcum 2 da thundrdome babby, let's 1v1 com at me bro!"

MP Forumers. How terrible.

[Jehuty]

I am honored to be a part of this. Thank you. 

[CrazyRah]

Is this real.. is it another chapter? Nah can't be..

 

DEATH!

[Dio Demon]

This proves Voxr is horrible... he throws bleach in peoples faces. WHO DOES THAT!? At least when I cause agony it usually involves me disposing of you and your family relatively quickly

[Fast Jimmy]

Early early morning not-proofread edition, hot off the presses.

It lives! Woohoo!

"Welcum 2 da thundrdome babby, let's 1v1 com at me bro!"

MP Forumers. How terrible.

Mother of god... true horror has been found.

LP is now required to have a "post to like ratio" rant.

[Simfam]

Nodding and dismissing Dominus, Sim heads to the Tavern where Rah and Dio are drinking whilst Lotion is gambling. The Leper could afford to give the newcomers some time to prove themselves, but if things got dire, he needed to be in a position to step in.

 

DO I LEARN NOTHING AT ALL?!

 

P.S

 

Lmao @ Impulse's description.

 

You're as subtle as Mr.Subtle's silent farts.

 

11/10

[Gravisanimi]

I learned I guess.

 

I left.

 

I can't wait to come back as a boss and post Luna pictures on -

 

beat Recon with a body pillow.

 

Kill someone.

[Voxr]

I get a puppy? Cool stuff.

 

 

Can't wait to see Impulse Trim the Fat™ off someone tho...

[Dermain]

Am I still dead? 

[Dio Demon]

Am I still dead? 

Nope.

 

You're even deader. Sim visited your grave.

[Dermain]

Nope.

 

You're even deader. Sim visited your grave.

 

Sim didn't get me killed.

 

It was Johnnie Walker!!! 

[Dio Demon]

Sim didn't get me killed.

 

It was Johnnie Walker!!! 

Sim's curse spreads far and wide... even if he's not leading the party you are subject to his influences.

[The Love Runner]

Sim and Zombie T team-up confirmed for next chapter.

[Johnnie Walker]

One of the Brigands addresses the group, all but confirming all their greatest fears and deepest nightmares.

"Welcum 2 da thundrdome babby, let's 1v1 com at me bro!"

MP Forumers. How terrible.

 

 

 

 

 

Sim didn't get me killed.

 

It was Johnnie Walker!!! 

 

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Chapter 28:

The Lobbyists attempt to reason with the MP Brigands, but the Brigands were having none of it, beginning their assault on the group.



Bleach charges at the MP Brigands wildly, Voxr depserately calling his companion back.



Jehuty bellows and rallies the Lobbyists together, hoping to cut through the confusion.




"If we're to have any chance of beating these guys, we need to stick together!"



Corvus shoots at the massive Cannon left out in the open, it would surely be the key to the battle.



She barely dents it, the Cannon is made of stern iron and steel.

The Lobbyists move in on the MP Brigands and engage in pitched battle, with leighzard getting the worst of their attacks.




"Ahh, crap!"


"lul, u mad brah, i kno u so mad wahahaha"

The Lobbyists cluster together, but as they begin to fight in formation, a thundering horn is heard above the fray. In complete confusion, the group could only watch as the MP Brigands disengage the melee and scurry about the giant Cannon.




"W-wait a moment... what's going on??"




"Ah hell, everyone get down!"

The group quickly splits up and hits the deck. A deafening explosion overwhelms them, and the Cannon fires, to the glee of the MP Brigands.



However, their aim is off and the massive Cannonball flies past the Lobbyists. Their ears worse for wear, but otherwise unharmed by the powerful weaponry.



As the Lobbyists struggle to get up and regain their bearings, another loud bell rings across the battlefield.



The MP Brigands were calling for reinforcements, and their formation is quickly swelled by newcomers. How many of these MP Brigands were there? Too many.




"U'll nvr beat us skrubs!"


"Bet these nublets can't even clear Bronze heheheh"


"We will win."

The Lobbyists were in no mood to exchange banter with the MP Brigands.


"God, make it stop."


"Absolutely disgusting."



"Here's what I think of your 'banter'! Rarghhh!!"



Corvus continues to chip away at the Cannon's durability, peppering it with powerful Arbalest bolts.



She also marks out the Cannon and gives herself something to aim at, in hopes of inflicting more damage.



Voxr and Bleach give her plenty of room to operate, harassing the MP Brigands and keeping them busy.



Just as the Brigands begin to get worn down, the sound of the horn pierces the battlefield once more and the Cannon prepares to fire.



As the MP Brigands disengage battle, the Lobbyists are caught out of position and are unable to leave the immediate vicinity.



Their ears are flooded with the thundering of the Cannon and with them unable to dodge the blast, they are blown away by it's awesome power.



Bruised, battered and discouraged, but definitely not defeated, the Lobbyists gingerly get up as the taunts and cackles of the MP Brigands can barely be heard past the intense ringing.



Another bell goes off, as MP Brigands call for yet more reinforcements to finish the job.




"How many of these bottom feeders are there??"


"Humph. Speak for yourself, you are the bottom feeder here. I have 40 posts to my account and just over 100 likes. This gives me a like-to-post ratio of more than 2.5, comfortably placing me in the upper echelon of BSN users. You on the other hand, probably have a negative like-to-post ratio, thereby demonstrating what kind of a worthless poster you actua-"


"Get 'em, Bleach."



The Lobbyists take the opportunity to regroup, and catching upon a second wind, rally and begin their counter attack. The savage leighzard jumps straight into the fray without hesitation, lopping off the limbs and heads of her enemies with disturbing ease.





Spotting one of the Brigands attempt to re-ignite the Cannon for one last blast, Jehuty screams out to Corvus.


"CORVUS! TAKE THAT ****** GUY DOWN!! IF HE REACHES THE ****** CANNON, IT'S GOING TO ****** FIRE AND WE'RE ****** DONE FOR!"

The Arbalest didn't need to be told twice, she summed up the situation just as quickly. Taking careful aim, she lines up the Brigand in her sights and launches a bolt, hitting her target straight in the heart. Zero chance of survival.



With the way now clear, Jehuty charges in and dismantles the unguarded Cannon.


"You ****** MP Brigands came to the wrong forum section! Time to TRIM THE FAT™."

Heaving his huge Mace above his head, he brings it down with spectacular force. Putting the Cannon out of commission.



The remaining Brigands in the area flee, like rats from a sinking ship. With no Cannon, they had no hope of standing up to the Lobbyists. The battle was won.



Bodies were looted, and high fives were exchanged. The Lobbyists were victorious and once everything was taken care of, they returned to the Lobby to celebrate their achievement and divide the spoils.

[Garryydde]

[Johnnie Walker]

"Here's what I think of your 'banter'! Rarghhh!!

 

 

 lmao, you know what that reminds me of. Sad that it wasn't actually a reference cause you're a horrible person like that but I laughed nonetheless.

 

 

The group quickly splits up and hits the deck. A deafening explosion overwhelms them, and the Cannon fires, to the glee of the MP Brigands.

 

I c wat u did thar

 

 

And the avies for the MP forumers are just hilarious.