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[Dio Demon]

You can't use that word.

 

That word is solely for Recon.

Recon can go suck Luna's hooves! I use what I want... and I fluffilise what I want!

[Dio Demon]

^This random convo is making the wait for the next chapter bearable.

 

 

This is my life now. Not sure where I went wrong. 

Rah, Sim and I should have our own talk show.

 

Sim gets to sit in between Rah and I. Because he's shorter than both of us.

[Leo]

Next there'll be a plot twist where I was actually the one who brought Evil into the BSN.

 

*sigh*

 

10/10 would not expect.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

I could be wrong, but I think this is officially the longest LP you've done, Crusty!

 

 

Also, the highest body count.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

I could be wrong, but I think this is officially the longest LP you've done, Crusty!


Also, the highest body count.

Nah this isn't even half the length of my Fallout 2 or Jagged Alliance 2 games. Abnormally high body count though. But we know who to blame for that.

[Bison]

Speaking of hooves.

 

Yeah.

 

 

I know who put forward that idea.

STOP! YOU'RE GIVING RECON IDEAS. 

[Dermain]

This Let's Play is making me want to get and play Darkest Dungeon.

[Dio Demon]

This Let's Play is making me want to get and play Darkest Dungeon.

I did buy it. I made Sim, he died in the first foray into the dungeon. He was a hero in this universe... he sacrificed himself so other would die slowly...

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Nah this isn't even half the length of my Fallout 2 or Jagged Alliance 2 games. Abnormally high body count though. But we know who to blame for that.

 

Ah, I wasn't around for those. They were before my time. Based on my picture, I probably hadn't even been born, yet.

[Bison]

Ah, I wasn't around for those. They were before my time. Based on my picture, I probably hadn't even been born, yet.

HOLY FUCKEROOONIES ITS JER. Long time no see mate. 

 

You've aged pretty well Jer, it's been a goof year or so and you're still a drunk baby, so maybe you might've been. You're like that omniscient baby at the end of that space movie with the evil AI computer.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

You're like that omniscient baby at the end of that space movie with the evil AI computer.

 

That's the one.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

I did buy it. I made Sim, he died in the first foray into the dungeon. He was a hero in this universe... he sacrificed himself so other would die slowly...

"For Despair Demon loved the world so much, he gave his one and only Bro, that whoever believes in Sim shall not perish but have eternal life." BSN 3:16

[The Love Runner]

"For Despair Demon loved the world so much, he gave his one and only Bro, that whoever believes in Sim shall not perish but have eternal life." BSN 3:16

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE KNIGHTS SAID SO!!

[Dio Demon]

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE  COLOUR KNIGHTS SAID SO!!

Fixed it up. Runs 20% better. $500 please.

[Fast Jimmy]

"For Despair Demon loved the world so much, he gave his one and only Bro, that whoever believes in Sim shall not perish but have eternal life." BSN 3:16

 

I'm nominating Fast Jimmy to play the role of Apprentice Necromancer. Let's see some Boss Fight BSNers!

[Johnnie Walker]

Nah this isn't even half the length of my Fallout 2 or Jagged Alliance 2 games. Abnormally high body count though. But we know who to blame for that.

Your JA2 LP was the best. That's when I use to work graves and you would come out with a new chapter while I was on my shift. Luckily I worked completely alone cause I laughed a lot when reading that shiit.

[Bison]

Your JA2 LP was the best. That's when I use to work graves and you would come out with a new chapter while I was on my shift. Luckily I worked completely alone cause I laughed a lot when reading that shiit.

JA2 was great, I r8 that 8/8 cause there was plenty of m8

[ObserverStatus]

Your JA2 LP was the best. That's when I use to work graves and you would come out with a new chapter while I was on my shift. Luckily I worked completely alone cause I laughed a lot when reading that shiit.

But the Fallout 2 one had a Varric dakimakura with an "awesome button" on the crotch, what could top that?

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

But the Fallout 2 one had a Varric dakimakura with an "awesome button" on the crotch, what could top that?

Ahh Fallout 2. Now that was a fun LP. I had written myself into a corner, though.

Jennifer Hepler was to be Joanne Lynette (the last chapter I wrote was Paragon arriving at Vault City) but no matter how I spun it in my head, I was going to get a permban. Changing it wasnt really an option since I came up with some good choice lines and backstory that I couldn't replicate with other BioWare personalities.

I should've just done it. But if I had, I never would've made other half finished LPs like JA 2 and this one.

[Dio Demon]

Ahh Fallout 2. Now that was a fun LP. I had written myself into a corner, though.

Jennifer Hepler was to be Joanne Lynette (the last chapter I wrote was Paragon arriving at Vault City) but no matter how I spun it in my head, I was going to get a permban. Changing it wasnt really an option since I came up with some good choice lines and backstory that I couldn't replicate with other BioWare personalities.

I should've just done it. But if I had, I never would've made other half finished LPs like JA 2 and this one.

It's only half finished until Sim goes crazy and kills everyone. Except Rah...

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Chapter 8:

"You COWARD! Cranley was a man of honour and the other two were loyal fellows as well! How dare you leave them behind?!"
 

"I have no faith in this leadership, nor do I have any faith left in this group. I'm leaving."
 

"Hmph. I have no reason to stay either. Sim, you are not cute like Bunz or sexy like budgee. This cute deaf girl is leaving."
 

"N-no... it's not my fault. I did everything I could. Plz stay..."
 

"Fool! Your leadership skills are pathetic and your decision making in the heat of battle is found wanting! If I were to govern this group, we would surely exorcise the evil that plagues this place! However I am not ready for such a task. Yet. I too shall depart, but I will return and lead us to victory!"
 
After the disastrous expedition that led to the deaths of OneWomanArmy, Jock Cranley and Eternal Phoenix, many of whom that yet live lose faith in SimfamSP's leadership. The Exodus begins, as Gravisanimi, Arian Keranous and Cassandra Saturn leave the group.
 
Though Arian intends to return, all three Lobbyists turn their back on the cause for now, leaving Sim with the faintest of manpower and authority.
 

"I'm sorry everyone... I try my best..."
 
Sensing a potential collapse of the group, Dobby reaches out to a couple of experienced heads to help guide them through these rough times. They quickly arrive, although they do not promise to stay for long.
 

 
Despite having Slow Reflexes, Dominus is a very capable Occultist. Expanding his mind, and delving deep into subjects not fit for mortal men, he has built up a combination of support and hex skills as part of his repertoire. Intimately familiar with many of the darkest horrors on the internet, Dominus is the Slayer of Beasts, equine and otherwise. They say that he who gazes long into the abyss will have the abyss gaze back at you. So it is with Dominus, he is a Deadly individual and that should never be forgotten.
 

 
James, or Fast Jimmy as he's called after word of an underwhelming brothel experience got out, is a Bounty Hunter. Working together with Dominus, they track down beasts and horrors, mark them, and eliminate them with prejudice. All for some gold and a little adventure. "Making dough", as Dominus likes to call it. Though Fast Jimmy is a Flagellant with a taste for BDSM kinks, he is Evasive in combat and utterly Unyielding, especially on the topic of Save Imports.
 

"I'm glad you two could make it. Things are pretty dire here. We've lost a lot of people. Bunz, mousestalker. Now Eternal Phoenix and Jock Cranley."

 

"Don't forget OneWomanArmy. She died a heroic death, like the others."

 

"Mhm. Right."

 

"Hmm. Who's in charge here?"
 

"I-I'm in charge."
 

"Not for this week, you're benched. Go to the Tavern and think about what you've done."
 

"We'll require the aid of DobbySaurus and Inquisitor Recon this week. The rest of you can go and recuperate."
 
Sim sulks, but follow's Jimmy's orders and sits himself at the Tavern bar, drink in hand. Jimmy, Dominus, Recon and Dobby prepare for their expedition.
 

 
The Lobbyists charge into the nest of hostiles head-on.
 

 
True to his name, Jimmy deftly evades an enemy attack, before counter-attacking and scoring a devastating critical hit.
 

 
But there was no rest for the wicked, as every room and hallway seemed to contain enemy Cultists, Undead and Monsters of all kinds. The Lobbyists persevere and grit out some tough victories.
 

 

 

 

 

"Luna protect us and guide us away from the path of the Impostor!"
 

 
Finally, the Lobbyists find a room without enemies and they're able to take a short rest. Kneeling at the altar, Recon whispers a silent prayer to his Goddess, imploring for aid and protection on this expedition.
 



"...and I'll lick your hooves the way you like... but only if you ask for it... Amen."
 
It isn't long until the Lobbyists find themselves in the final room for the expedition. Confident of victory, they swagger into the room of Cultists and Undead.
 

 
However their confidence is soon tested as the Undead Arbalest launches a powerful Quarrel attack at Dominus.
 

 
Knocked over by the force of the projectile and unable to remove it from his chest, Dominus soon finds that he is at Death's Door.
 

 
Reaching deep into his pockets, Dom pulls out a spell incantation and begins chanting. 
 

"Nagraufom! Nagraufom Zot Ob Burguul. Mubaj! Mikog! Give me dark strength!"
 
Miraculously, the Quarrel embedded in Dom's chest falls out, and the wound starts to close itself up. The Occultist slowly gets up off the ground, eyes glowing a very ominous red.
 

 
Darkness swirls around Dominus, and he grabs Fast Jimmy from behind. Jimmy freezes up and twitches, before growing deathly quiet. Recon and Dobby are unsure what to think, until Jimmy breaks the uneasy silence by howling. The Bounty Hunter howls like a wild dog, and has the frenzied expression to match. Dobby and Recon take a step back as Jimmy charges at the Cultists.
 

 
None were left standing.
 
Dominus seizes up and falls to the ground, as does Jimmy. The shadow around Dominus begins to dissipate and the two veterans are left unconscious on the ground. With the last of the rooms explored, Victory was attained.
 

 
Recon slings both Dominus and Jimmy over his broad shoulders, and along with Dobby, the Lobbyists head back to town. Perhaps everyone was alive this time around, but what dark magicks had they wrought upon themselves by bringing along these two?