Kneeling at the altar, Recon whispers a silent prayer to his Goddess, imploring for aid and protection on this expedition.
"...and I'll lick your hooves the way you like... but only if you ask for it... Amen."

Kneeling at the altar, Recon whispers a silent prayer to his Goddess, imploring for aid and protection on this expedition.
"...and I'll lick your hooves the way you like... but only if you ask for it... Amen."

They all survived! ![]()
That had me chuckling for a good thirty seconds.
They all survived!
Only because Sim wasn't involved!
Or because the odd couple of Dominus (what fitting name) and Fast Jimmy (the BDSM junky) carried the day.
There should be an eternally pessimistic member of the group though.
That had me chuckling for a good thirty seconds.
Only because Sim wasn't involved!
Or because the odd couple of Dominus (what fitting name) and Fast Jimmy (the BDSM junky) carried the day.
There should be an eternally pessimistic member of the group though.
I vote Sim... after he gets a few more people killed.
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"...and I'll lick your hooves the way you like... but only if you ask for it... Amen."
So who's gonna pay for my pancreas exploding?
There should be an eternally pessimistic member of the group though.
It was going to be Jock Cranley once I'd given him more airtime.
*glares at Sim*
I'm curious Knights if you dismiss a character do they return back in the caravan with the same traits etc?
"Cassandra! Would you like to join us?"
Cassandra Saturn turns her head indignantly.
"Hmph! Now you come to me for help. Well, it's too late, Bunz. You are not my #1 crush anyway. I'm too busy to go into gross dungeons this week, i am spending time with my boyfriend in IMVU. Find someone else."
I was going back through it, saw this again, many keks.
I'm curious Knights if you dismiss a character do they return back in the caravan with the same traits etc?
Not to my knowledge. I don't think they do.
Recon is so offended by this LP's that he's refusing to comment but we all know he's reading this thread, impatient for each chapter as are the rest of us.
And I'm still angry at Sim. It's hot down here in Hell y'know? And not in a good way. It burns.
I'll never forgive Sim. Never.
Recon is so offended by this LP's that he's refusing to comment but we all know he's reading this thread, impatient for each chapter as are the rest of us.
And I'm still angry at Sim. It's hot down here in Hell y'know? And not in a good way. It burns.
I'll never forgive Sim. Never.
I don't seem to be anywhere near you. While it's warm, it isn't hot. There are lots of fluffy clouds all around, and I can hear string music.
As near as I can tell, my afterlife will be spent in Hawaii.
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I don't seem to be anywhere near you. While it's warm, it isn't hot. There are lots of fluffy clouds all around, and I can hear string music.
As near as I can tell, my afterlife will be spent in Hawaii.
It's Sim's fault I'm in Hell.
It's Sim's fault I'm in Hell.
Work on your tan EP... wait can you? You're from Britain aren't you? You guys don't tan. You just burn...
Australians are real men! We tan at will!
Work on your tan EP... wait can you? You're from Britain aren't you? You guys don't tan. You just burn...
Australians are real men! We tan at will!
So what you're saying is that Hell for Brits is the Australian summer?
Works for me. ![]()
So what you're saying is that Hell for Brits is the Australian summer?
Works for me.
Australian winter ![]()
I can't take the guilt any more.
Farewell, cruel thread!
*snip*
Damn I kept reading that from right to left...
Also *resurrects Sim* Sorry your Bro won't let you die.
Bro as in Rah.
I'm your back-up Bro.
I can't take the guilt any more.
Farewell, cruel thread!
*snip*
Yare yare.. it's not time for that yet bro
No dying
Gotta keep having more people end up dead before that
Inb4 sim kills himself in the game.
They all survived!
Inb4 sim kills himself in the game.
I'm pretty sure this will happen...
Sim: I don't want to live anymore. Everyone dies, Dee was right. He's always right. Damn him and his sexy fluffy hair.
Rah: Bro... BRO!
Sim: Who is that?!
Rah: Bro it is I. Bro.
Sim: You can't stop me Bro, it's hopeless.
Rah: You need to embrace your nature and kill everyone.
Sim: Hmm, you've never steered me wrong.
After Sim goes into the dungeon with Rah. Rah dies expectedly.
Sim: BRO NO!!!
Sim commits Sudoku
I'm pretty sure this will happen...
Sim: I don't want to live anymore. Everyone dies, Dee was right. He's always right. Damn him and his sexy fluffy hair.
Rah: Bro... BRO!
Sim: Who is that?!
Rah: Bro it is I. Bro.
Sim: You can't stop me Bro, it's hopeless.
Rah: You need to embrace your nature and kill everyone.
Sim: Hmm, you've never steered me wrong.
After Sim goes into the dungeon with Rah. Rah dies expectedly.
Sim: BRO NO!!!
Sim commits Sudoku
We'll go out together, in one badass blaze of glory!
Work on your tan EP... wait can you? You're from Britain aren't you? You guys don't tan. You just burn...
Australians are real men! We tan at will!
Hoping Fast Jimmy dosen't get unceremoniously killed off, since he is the Bounty Hunter and therefore the coolest looking guy in the whole party.