Angry Joe reviews The Order
#1
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 09:46
I really hope this game bombs hard. If it doesn't, it's very likely the developers won't learn anything and continue to release five hour tech demos.
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#2
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 09:49
I'm pretty sure it did poorly. I don't even recall much hype about it pre release either so preorders must have been poor.
#3
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 09:49
the hate is real
#4
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 09:54
I'm pretty sure it did poorly. I don't even recall much hype about it pre release either so preorders must have been poor.
It was at the top of the UK software charts in its first week.
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#5
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 09:55
Watched it twice. I could feel the rage.
I was so hyped for that game. I'm really glad I caught the early release hype of just how bad it was.
#6
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 09:56
I'm pretty sure it did poorly. I don't even recall much hype about it pre release either so preorders must have been poor.
It's actually selling quite well in both Australia and the UK.
"The retail version of The Order: 1886 debuted in No. 1 in the UK retail software sales chart, making it the first game developed by Sony's in-house development team to take the first spot in the chart since August 2014"
Source: http://en.wikipedia...._1886#Reception
source: http://www.inquisitr...-critical-hate/
#7
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 09:57
Well. Shows what I know huh? ![]()
#8
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 09:58
It looked kind of cool to me but I didn't bother to get it. I seriously doubt it's an abomination some people are making it out to be.
#9
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 09:59
Joe put this game in a body bag. Dauuuummmm!
#10
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 10:02
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#11
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 10:04
Dislike the game and dislike Beggar Joe.
#12
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 10:05
Well. Shows what I know huh?
Heh, I don't blame you.
I looked only after thinking "Ha, lets go and laugh at how badly the order must be doing, seeing how everyone was hating on it and every-"
oh.
OH.
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#13
Guest_E-Ro_*
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 10:07
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I like how they put two black bars on the screen so they could render less pixels and called it "cinematic."
This should have been a movie.
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#14
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 10:19
Movie critics are far less forgiving because they are actually critical unlike most of the mainstream "game journalists". If it were a movie it would have likely received a score of maybe 15% on RT.I like how they put two black bars on the screen so they could render less pixels and called it "cinematic."
This should have been a movie.
#15
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 10:21
Heh, I don't blame you.
I looked only after thinking "Ha, lets go and laugh at how badly the order must be doing, seeing how everyone was hating on it and every-"
oh.
OH.
I blame Sim. ![]()
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#16
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 10:21
It's been said before.
If you want to make a movie, make a goddamn movie David Cage!
The games original draw to me was the idea of hunting Werewolves and other monsters of that nature. Apparently that can't even be accomplished.
Thank god Bloodbourne is coming out soon to show how to do this kinda thing right.
I want my Van Helsing Simulator goddamit!
#17
Guest_E-Ro_*
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 10:23
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You know the sad thing about this game is that the theme, and setting and background are really cool.
Can you imagine this as an rpg similar to mass effect?
#18
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 10:25
LOL. Well if I had any ideas of buying this on the cheap they just went out the window.
#19
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 10:27
Didn't pay too much attention to the game, but I've got to say charging AAA typical money for a singleplayer only game with 5 hours worth of linear playtime with a significant chunk of said playtime being uninteractive cutscenes is just asking for it, really.
Haven't seen AJ's review yet, but the guy is usually covering the points that I find important and whilst I don't always agree with his assessments, at least his reviews have a modicum of method to it and tries to cover everything, not like some IGN dude who's played maybe half an hour of the game and then gave it a "whooping 9/10, must buy" rating.
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Just watched AJ's review. So the game is six'ish hours total, with a third cutscenes, a third pointlessly walking and looking around and the actual third of gameplay full of retard AI and QTEs, plus a supposedly horrible ending that's also a cliffhanger ...
That sounds so bad that I'm half the mind to say it can't be true. Anyone in here that played the game that could comment?
#20
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 10:29
Wow, can't believe they let such a promising idea go to waste.
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#21
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 10:55
Wow, can't believe they let such a promising idea go to waste.
Aye. As an Xbox One owner, 1886 was one of the titles I was happy my Sony brethren would get to play, but a little sad I wouldn't get to play myself. I told myself I'd watch it on Twitch.
Now, I feel bad for those on the blue team. That sucks. I thought the premise was cool as hell, but to see it botched so much is unfortunate.
I can't even really say its botched, now that I think about it. Its a solid product;the problem is that its not the kind of game gamers want, and its not the kind of movie film buffs want. Its this "thing" that appeals to nobody but its developers.
Hopefully you guys get better stuff in the future. I still wish y'all could've played Sunset Overdrive;for a game that never takes itself seriously for a second, it was a blast.
We need more games that know they're games and just try to be good at being a game instead of trying to be a million other things.
#22
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 11:51
This review is worse than his dying light review. I've played and beaten the order 1886 and found it very interesting and compelling.
#23
Posté 03 mars 2015 - 12:42
I blame Sim.
We all blame Sim...
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#24
Guest_EntropicAngel_*
Posté 03 mars 2015 - 12:51
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It looked kind of cool to me but I didn't bother to get it. I seriously doubt it's an abomination some people are making it out to be.
Didn't you know, cinematic games are automatically sh*t because neeeeeeerd beta raaaaeg (feeling a teensy bit silly today, can you tell)
Have no interest in this game, would not be getting it if I had a PS4 because I don't like super short games on principle (and am not a fan of shooters either), but that's quite difference from the internet RAEG I'm seeing.
#25
Posté 03 mars 2015 - 12:52
Meh





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