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[Rabbitonfire]

I'm so confused, but it sounds like house building. 

[Rabbitonfire]

Because I like the dumpster here better.

 

Dirthamen: June. Your mesh; it BURNS.

June: But I am very well-ventilated. Look at the craftsmanship, the pockets! It's very well engineered.

Dirthamen: June. 

June: Also, it gives me movement for dances, or battles, or dance-battles. (Busts a move)

Dirthamen: June.

June: I can't hear you. (to the beat) Glamour. Glamour. Work. Glamour. Vogue!

Dirthamen: Just . . . just dance over there.

 

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June sure do makes fine dwarvan crafts.

[Giton]

June sure do makes fine dwarvan crafts.

Direct from Arlathan!

[laurelinvanyar]

I now want to buy a toad, just to dress it up in various tiny hats. THANKS.

 

Also, you're the only people who appreciate my /hilarious/ one line quips. *sob* 

Who knew toads could be so precious???

[Kestrel]

I KNEW. Okay, so I feel awful about this now that I know how sensitive amphibians are, but when I was younger I had a friend who had a bunch of fire belly toads and we used to put make up on them. I'm so sorry now. Like I have serious regrets. 

[nikki-tikki]

I KNEW. Okay, so I feel awful about this now that I know how sensitive amphibians are, but when I was younger I had a friend who had a bunch of fire belly toads and we used to put make up on them. I'm so sorry now. Like I have serious regrets. 

 

It's okay. I may have poured salt on snails/slugs once or twice....MAKER FORGIVE ME!!

[laurelinvanyar]

I KNEW. Okay, so I feel awful about this now that I know how sensitive amphibians are, but when I was younger I had a friend who had a bunch of fire belly toads and we used to put make up on them. I'm so sorry now. Like I have serious regrets. 

....tell me you have pics of that.....

[laurelinvanyar]

It's okay. I may have poured salt on snails/slugs once or twice....MAKER FORGIVE ME!!

If you live in an area with banana slugs....it's like impossible to go through life without accidentally stepping on one. Those guys are everywhere!

[Giton]

It's okay. I may have poured salt on snails/slugs once or twice....MAKER FORGIVE ME!!

I did that too.

 

I may have also painted my dog's nails.

[Kestrel]

I don't think I do. I just remember it involved a lot of lipstick. 

[Sable Rhapsody]

I dissected fireflies as a little kid because I wanted to see what made them glow, and I thought they had little lightbulbs inside them like clockwork.  Good for a future scientist, but in hindsight...not the nicest thing I could have done 

 

Maybe it's my residual guilt over bug dissections that makes me squick so hard when Blackwall has his weird dog conversation.

[Giton]

Elvhen Pantheon. I am ready, for science.

 

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[Kestrel]

I can't talk about science, I'm too busy fighting the urge to ask everyone to 1v1 me IRL bros. 

 

That said, if we dissect the Pantheon, do we find glitter running through their veins? 

[laurelinvanyar]

I dissected fireflies as a little kid because I wanted to see what made them glow, and I thought they had little lightbulbs inside them like clockwork.  Good for a future scientist, but in hindsight...not the nicest thing I could have done 

 

Maybe it's my residual guilt over bug dissections that makes me squick so hard when Blackwall has his weird dog conversation.

oh god.....and then if you romance him you have sex in the barn directly after that conversation.......

Blackwall: I watched a little doggie being strangled. 

Quizzie: We'll bang, ok?

[Giton]

oh god.....and then if you romance him you have sex in the barn directly after that conversation.......

Blackwall: I watched a little doggie being strangled. 

Quizzie: We'll bang, ok?

Blackwall: Sounds good. But then Ima leave you in the barn. Naked. Out in the elements. On top of hay. HAY! And no blanket. Did I mention BARN?

 

Solas and Blackwall: Kings of Romantic Locales

[Kestrel]

Ugh, Blackwall is so dirty. Hay is so dirty. Ugh ugh uggghhhh.

[Nightspirit]

oh god.....and then if you romance him you have sex in the barn directly after that conversation.......

Blackwall: I watched a little doggie being strangled. 

Quizzie: We'll bang, ok?

 

That sounds horrible. And to think I planned on romancing him in my first playthrough (but suddenly a wild Solas appeared and changed everything). It feels like I dodged a bullet there.

*runs to youtube to watch all the Blackwall romance scenes*

[Sable Rhapsody]

oh god.....and then if you romance him you have sex in the barn directly after that conversation.......

Blackwall: I watched a little doggie being strangled. 

Quizzie: We'll bang, ok?

 

To be entirely fair to Blackwall, I don't think you get the animal cruelty conversation if you romance him.  You get a different one that segues into the filthy, filthy barn sex.

[Giton]

To be entirely fair to Blackwall, I don't think you get the animal cruelty conversation if you romance him.  You get a different one that segues into the filthy, filthy barn sex.

During the animal cruelty conversation, I was like "Jeez, Blackwall. Can you just talk about tripping balls in the desert again. That was way more fun."

[Maria13]

That sounds horrible. And to think I planned on romancing him in my first playthrough (but suddenly a wild Solas appeared and changed everything). It feels like I dodged a bullet there.

*runs to youtube to watch all the Blackwall romance scenes*

 

Yeah, but the whole point of that convo is that Blackwell feels horrible about what happened to the doggie and does not want to repeat his passiveness ever again... It is his moral turning point.

[laurelinvanyar]

Blackwall: Sounds good. But then Ima leave you in the barn. Naked. Out in the elements. On top of hay. HAY! And no blanket. Did I mention BARN?

 

Solas and Blackwall: Kings of Romantic Locales

Not just those two! Apparently Cullen takes you on a date to the site of a mass grave. 

 

Jesus, DA boys. Can't we just go to dinner or something??

[Giton]

Not just those two! Apparently Cullen takes you on a date to the site of a mass grave. 

 

Jesus, DA boys. Can't we just go to dinner or something??

That sounds kind of hot.

[Kestrel]

Does Iron Bull take you anywhere weird? 

[Giton]

Does Iron Bull take you anywhere weird? 

Pound Town?

[Steelcan]

Not just those two! Apparently Cullen takes you on a date to the site of a mass grave. 

 

Jesus, DA boys. Can't we just go to dinner or something??

Cassandra brings up her ex right after sexy time