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[Siha]

 

 

Those eyebrows are definitely modded.

[Avejajed]

Okay. I don't get the "Stevhen" thing. Someone want to let me in on the joke?

[BoscoBread]

Okay. I don't get the "Stevhen" thing. Someone want to let me in on the joke?

Hi, Ave.  Stevhen here.  If you need help navigating the sometimes confusing benefits package of the Elvhen Pantheon, I'm here to assist. 

 

EDIT: Real talk, we found a picture of a this guy - laughed for 20 min.  and Rabbit put vallaslin on him with elf ears.  He's the pantheons down in the dumps HR rep.  He dreams of better days.   Now he's just a corporate drone.

[nikki-tikki]

Okay. I don't get the "Stevhen" thing. Someone want to let me in on the joke?

Stevehn the Elvehn. Hates his life, has two kids, Uniqua who is a whole other story I'm not very familiar with (all I know is that he was once young and adventorous and he had a fling in exotic Rivaini). And a currently unamed emo son. Customer service rep, he answers his phone hundreds of times a day to answer people's inquiries and complaints.

That's all I know about Stevehn.

[Rabbitonfire]

Okay. I don't get the "Stevhen" thing. Someone want to let me in on the joke?

Ok so remember that there can be overcrowding on weekends in the gchat where it becomes full? well google has a business account where you could have 15 participants. But it requires a domain. So the domain ended up being glitterotica due to the talk about the elvhen pantheon. So in response to all the feels people tend to have over solas thread, I made a fake customer support email called idontcare@glitterotica.org. Real email, fake support, but i wanted to make it professional. Found the apathetic picture of a senior man on a phone, spent hours on what his vallaslin would be, and it was suggested his name would be Steve. But eventually Stevhen became the norm because it sounded more elven. 

 

Due to his apathetic phone stare of a customer support rep, the joke to make his life as terrible for a white-collar middle class elven man as possible. It's also a bit ironic because that vallasin he has is Elgar'nan, Now he is used every now and then to preach about his life or being a customer service rep.

 

Another fun fact about Stevhen is that he has two children. The younger one is his son living with him who smokes elfroot all day. The eldest is a rebellious daughter Uniqua who lives in Rivain. She pole dances with her staff, sleeps with everything, steals his credit cards, and sometimes sends messages to her father to further disappoint him. 

 

Stevhen had hopes and dreams once. 

[Delphine]

Not gonna lie, I miss Uniqua. I want to see more of her, everyday, all the time.

[Avejajed]

Okay then.

[Rabbitonfire]

Not gonna lie, I miss Uniqua. I want to see more of her, everyday, all the time.

she's so hot right now, she does what she wants.

[Mims]

What I want to know- is Stevhen's stock photo supposed to be of a soulcrushed man, or is that his model crying for help? 

[nikki-tikki]

What I want to know is Stevhen's stock photo supposed to be of a soulcrushed man, or is that his actor crying for help? 

 

Probably both. 

[BoscoBread]

What I want to know- is Stevhen's stock photo supposed to be of a soulcrushed man, or is that his model crying for help? 

What Nikki Said

 

http://www.dreamstim...l-image34222490

[Mims]

Someone help that poor man!

[Rabbitonfire]

Okay then.

basically we're making fun og suburban middle class man.

[Meer]

What makes the stock photos even better is how they keep describing him as "charismatic." Oh, honey. Oh, Stevhen.

[AryBoBary]

I love this from the bottom of my vhenan!!

 

Glamour Toad at Arlathan karaoke night:

 

 

They also have runway shows, where June & Andruil sit in the celebrity front row to judge the fabulous new looks.

 

 

+5 Gwen Approves

[Mims]

What makes the stock photos even better is how they keep describing him as "charismatic." Oh, honey. Oh, Stevhen.

 

Stock photos are amazingly out of touch sometimes. 

[BoscoBread]

What makes the stock photos even better is how they keep describing him as "charismatic." Oh, honey. Oh, Stevhen.

My favorite is "sophisticated senior male".  It's the funniest descriptor.

[Rabbitonfire]

What makes the stock photos even better is how they keep describing him as "charismatic." Oh, honey. Oh, Stevhen.

what made me laugh were the descriptions describing him as senior. he's middle aged, not an old man!

[Meer]

Ah, no! Patrick Weekes tweeted that they won't be announcing DLC (at least at the current panel).
Has anyone found a decent thing detailing which questions are being asked yet? I'm curiousssss.

[Rabbitonfire]

Ah, no! Patrick Weekes tweeted that they won't be announcing DLC (at least at the current panel).
Has anyone found a decent thing detailing which questions are being asked yet? I'm curiousssss.

the guy who was live posting on reddit stopped after they weren't talking about the dlc.

[Uirebhiril]

What makes the stock photos even better is how they keep describing him as "charismatic." Oh, honey. Oh, Stevhen.

 

I lost it at "Pensive Mature Man With Serious Gesture." The descriptions are comedy gold all on their own.

[Giton]

Enjoy some Falon'Din/Dirthamen trash:

 

http://archiveofouro...g/works/3503039

[Nightspirit]

The spirit of glitterotica has touched my mind.

 

In other news, Solas and Andruil were finally reunited.

"You're not getting away this time, Dread Wolf"

 

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[Rabbitonfire]

The spirit of glitterotica has touched my mind and banished my tranquility.

 

In other news, Solas and Andruil were finally reunited.

"You're not getting away this time, Dread Wolf"

 

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 This is beautiful, i kinda of ship it. 

 

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[Mims]

That is a seriously cool Mythal.