I am weeping already.
Rational Giton "Don't get attached to the beautiful-dark-obsessive-glorious-elegant-sexual-twinsoul baes."
Actual Giton: OOPS.
And Nikki, after your comic . . . they're just so beautiful. I want so much for the DLC elf to be
I am weeping already.
Rational Giton "Don't get attached to the beautiful-dark-obsessive-glorious-elegant-sexual-twinsoul baes."
Actual Giton: OOPS.
And Nikki, after your comic . . . they're just so beautiful. I want so much for the DLC elf to be
The Glitter Pantheon is on page 2?! June is disappoint!

The Glitter Pantheon is on page 2?! June is disappoint!
This is unacceptable!
edit: How may glamor toad gifs do you have because they are all perfect.
The Glitter Pantheon is on page 2?! June is disappoint!
I got to explain June and the Glitter Pantheon to someone today. They were not interested. So this gif works.
Regardign page 2. Like the real elven pantheon, they are just biding their time until they explode back into the present with glitter, sass and emo.
This is unacceptable!
edit: How may glamor toad gifs do you have because they are all perfect.
I may have a few Glamour Toad .gifs squirreled away. He is my sun and stars. He is my everything.
June makes the Pantheon "Falon Bracelets"
Falon'Din's is a black leather cuff with his name embossed with diamonds. He pretends it's lame, but still wears it. Will also literally kill anyone who makes fun of it.
Dirthamen's is a studded bear fur cuff. He gives June a hug,
Andruil's is made of gold and red-dyed owl feathers. He helps her put it on and makes a matching one for himself. He tells her that when she wears it he will always be able to find her. (ANDRUNE!)
Sylaise's is a bunch of really gaudy bangles that she can stack up to her elbows. They make tinkly noises when she preforms the Dance of the Seven Veils.
Ghilly's is made of halla horn with some owl feather embellishments--the same ones he used for Andruil as a little callback to their bond.
Fen'Heral's is made of wolf bone and fur. He also includes a matching wolf bone necklace because he knows the Dread Wolf likes to accessorize. After the Fall, whenever Solas fingers the amulet at his neck, he remembers June and dies a little inside.
I may have a few Glamour Toad .gifs squirreled away. He is my sun and stars. He is my everything.
June makes the Pantheon "Falon Bracelets"
Falon'Din's is a black leather cuff with his name embossed with diamonds. He pretends it's lame, but still wears it. Will also literally kill anyone who makes fun of it.
Dirthamen's is a studded bear fur cuff. He gives June a hug,
Andruil's is made of gold and red-dyed owl feathers. He helps her put it on and makes a matching one for himself. He tells her that when she wears it he will always be able to find her. (ANDRUNE!)
Sylaise's is a bunch of really gaudy bangles that she can stack up to her elbows. They make tinkly noises when she preforms the Dance of the Seven Veils.
Ghilly's is made of halla horn with some owl feather embellishments--the same ones he used for Andruil as a little callback to their bond.
Fen'Heral's is made of wolf bone and fur. He also includes a matching wolf bone necklace because he knows the Dread Wolf likes to accessorize. After the Fall, whenever Solas fingers the amulet at his neck, he remembers June and dies a little inside.
I'M CRYING OMGGGGGGGGG JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNEEEEEEEE
I need to make this a thing...
I may have a few Glamour Toad .gifs squirreled away. He is my sun and stars. He is my everything.
June makes the Pantheon "Falon Bracelets"
Falon'Din's is a black leather cuff with his name embossed with diamonds. He pretends it's lame, but still wears it. Will also literally kill anyone who makes fun of it.
Dirthamen's is a studded bear fur cuff. He gives June a hug,
Andruil's is made of gold and red-dyed owl feathers. He helps her put it on and makes a matching one for himself. He tells her that when she wears it he will always be able to find her. (ANDRUNE!)
Sylaise's is a bunch of really gaudy bangles that she can stack up to her elbows. They make tinkly noises when she preforms the Dance of the Seven Veils.
Ghilly's is made of halla horn with some owl feather embellishments--the same ones he used for Andruil as a little callback to their bond.
Fen'Heral's is made of wolf bone and fur. He also includes a matching wolf bone necklace because he knows the Dread Wolf likes to accessorize. After the Fall, whenever Solas fingers the amulet at his neck, he remembers June and dies a little inside.
ANDRUNE
FENRUNE
Omg these emo friendships. They are my everything. Imagine Solas seeing June again after all these years. June just comes up and grips him in a big hug. "I missed you brother". Solas weeps.
ANDRUNE
FENRUNE
Omg these emo friendships. They are my everything. Imagine Solas seeing June again after all these years. June just comes up and grips him in a big hug. "I missed you brother". Solas weeps.
I feel like June would be the only one to vouch for him when the rest of the pantheon wants to rip his head off.
ANDRUNE
FENRUNE
Omg these emo friendships. They are my everything. Imagine Solas seeing June again after all these years. June just comes up and grips him in a big hug. "I missed you brother". Solas weeps.
And after the hug, June pushes a worn, familiar bracelet into Solas's hand. "I've kept it all this time."
OH GOD.
And after the hug, June pushes a worn, familiar bracelet into Solas's hand. "I've kept it all this time."
OH GOD.
OMGGGG WHYYYYYYYYYY NO JUNE BUG BABY
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"There are no gods. There is only the subject and the object, the actor and the acted upon. Those with will to earn dominance over others gain title not by nature but by deed.
I am Geldauran, and I refuse those who would exert their will upon me. Let Andruil's bow crack, let June's fire grow cold. Let them build temples and lure the faithful with promises. Their pride will consume them, and I, forgotten, will claim power of my own, apart from them until I strike in mastery."
Forgotten Ones dont seem that bad
"There are no gods. There is only the subject and the object, the actor and the acted upon. Those with will to earn dominance over others gain title not by nature but by deed.
I am Geldauran, and I refuse those who would exert their will upon me. Let Andruil's bow crack, let June's fire grow cold. Let them build temples and lure the faithful with promises. Their pride will consume them, and I, forgotten, will claim power of my own, apart from them until I strike in mastery."
Forgotten Ones dont seem that bad
He's just mad because he had to wear the Cone of Shame.
But, yes, the Forgotten Ones now (FINALLY) sound pretty formidable.
"There are no gods. There is only the subject and the object, the actor and the acted upon. Those with will to earn dominance over others gain title not by nature but by deed.
I am Geldauran, and I refuse those who would exert their will upon me. Let Andruil's bow crack, let June's fire grow cold. Let them build temples and lure the faithful with promises. Their pride will consume them, and I, forgotten, will claim power of my own, apart from them until I strike in mastery."
Forgotten Ones dont seem that bad
To me he sounds just as bad as them. Also he threatened June, if he wants me to like him he's off to a bad start.
To me he sounds just as bad as them. Also he threatened June, if he wants me to like him he's off to a bad start.
June can protect himself

I'm walking through Dirthamen's Temple and I'm crying.
I'm walking through Dirthamen's Temple and I'm crying.
Who does the underground temple in the emerald graves with the archer statue puzzle belong to? Is it Falon'Din?
Who does the underground temple in the emerald graves with the archer statue puzzle belong to? Is it Falon'Din?
I would say either Andruil or Fen'Harel - with the howling wolf statues.
I find it interesting that the wolves are blocking the hunter's arrow from the portals. Is this more related to the wolf's cunning protecting something from the hunter, or the hunter attempting to defend something that the wolf is trying to sabotage?
I find it interesting that the wolves are blocking the hunter's arrow from the portals. Is this more related to the wolf's cunning protecting something from the hunter, or the hunter attempting to defend something that the wolf is trying to sabotage?
Perhaps it's symbolic of Fen'Harel and Andruil's weird foreplay.
No, that's what it totally symbolizing, with all the arrows penetrating things and wolves orgasmically howling.
Solved.
Perhaps it's symbolic of Fen'Harel and Andruil's weird foreplay.
No, that's what it totally symbolizing, with all the arrows penetrating things, and wolves orgasmically howling.
Solved.
Kenric would be so proud of you, Giton. A+ scholasticism.
If June had a cellphone, this would be the case for it.

Says the elf who is actually Fen'Harel, a man worshipped as a god in ye olden times?
They might not be actual gods, but what is that technicality in the face of power, worship, and the most lavish lifestyle one can imagine?
<edit> top elven god, sadly a lack of glitter
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I guess we could call them the "Super Powerful Ancient (Mostly) Elvhen Coterie Formerly Known as the Divine Pantheon," but that is a mouthful.