Everyone but OWA
*knows he now has immunity from all the women in the world* I can't carry her because of her awesomeness it's too great.
I went down a massive slide when I was a kid and threw out my back 
I can't sit down for too long or it starts aching XD Though there are other people who have it way worse, so I'm content with it's current condition.
You made me really happy by saying that DD, I hope you know that I think the same of you, you are truly an awesome person, so cool and I'm happy to have you as my friend 
I'm sorry to hear about your back though, wish you there was something to do about it, back pains can be very painful.