The one where people could draw the cartoon symbols for swearing over your head.
Here's one to get us started:
When you spend ages in Character Creator coming up with a face, and you finally get it just right, you go to click "Submit," but accidentally click "Randomize," instead.
Guest_Donkson_*
My birth.
Sorry, no photos.
My birth.
Sorry, no photos.
Wouldn't that have been more of a "dammit" moment for your Mom?
Guest_simfamUP_*
Everytime I remember something stupid I did before.
Sometimes I literally curse out loud.
Actually... I do it all the time now.
"F*ck sh*t damn f*ck" is common.
People might think I'm crazy xD
Guest_Donkson_*
Everytime I remember something stupid I did before.
Sometimes I literally curse out loud.
Actually... I do it all the time now.
"F*ck sh*t damn f*ck" is common.
People might think I'm crazy xD
Nah.
You wanna **** Harding until she's a... what was it again? "powdery spermy mess"?
That is completely normal, and healthy. 
Guest_simfamUP_*
Nah.
You wanna **** Harding until she's a... what was it again? "powdery spermy mess"?
That is completely normal, and healthy.
I was making fun of lots of people in that thread...
Including myself.
I do that sometimes.
#nototbetakenseriously
Guest_Donkson_*
I was making fun of lots of people in that thread...
Including myself.
I do that sometimes.
#nototbetakenseriously
It's all good mate. I figured. 
Guest_Stormheart83_*
Can we haha? Don't judge, I think she is sexy.Nah.
You wanna **** Harding until she's a... what was it again? "powdery spermy mess"?
That is completely normal, and healthy.
Guest_Donkson_*
Can we haha? Don't judge, I think she is sexy.
I agree, she is hot.
And Sera likes it when you hit on her... can't get much better than that.
Request for threesome with Harding DLC.
One time I was peeling potatoes.
But the peeler I was using was shiit.
I got so annoyed with it that I chucked the potato across the kitchen.
Then picked up the whole bag of potatoes and threw them out of anger.
Once I realized that all I accomplished was a huge ass mess, I shouted, "Fuuck! The potatoes!"
Then I became bothered with the potatoes being everywhere, thus I kicked the trash can.
Then said, "Fuuck! The trash!"
Now at this point, I'm annoyed that the trash is everywhere.
So I punch the wall.
"Fuuck! The wall!"
Then I looked at my knuckles and became mad at that too.
"Fuuck! My hand!"
Thereupon, my brother runs in with a crowbar, screaming, "Heather, you're gonna break everything in the whole house!"
My response, "I'm too pissed to give a shiit!"
Sums up most of my dammit moments. The use of vulgar language that is.
I have three.
Fighting Ornstien and Smough naked with just a drake sword.
Honestly the Geth Primes on Rannoch on insanity f*&ked my sh!t up! Maybe I'm bad but, goddamn those guys felt tougher than the thannix fight.
When Harding stood me up!
And I don't even wanna guess what I sounded like during these too.....
Another one:
When I load into a Mass Effect 3 MP session with a character who has standard melee... and it's a map without ladders.
That probably won't make sense to people who haven't played much ME 3 MP, or don't know the trick to remove the rocket from your back.
Just today I was making fried rice for lunch and realized we had no frozen corn in the house.
Exact quote: "Drat! Stupid, stupid Sally."
Yes, I make extremely inauthentic fried rice. Don't care.
Corn in fried rice? You must be from Iowa, Iowa is the corn state is it not?
As for the original topic, I have had and endless stream of those @#%$@#$%%^#$ moments the last few months. I renovated my bathroom and ended up making about 5 times the trips to the hardware store as I had hoped.
Corn in fried rice? You must be from Iowa, Iowa is the corn state is it not?
As for the original topic, I have had and endless stream of those @#%$@#$%%^#$ moments the last few months. I renovated my bathroom and ended up making about 5 times the trips to the hardware store as I had hoped.
Georgia. We like corn down here as well.
You renovated a bathroom yourself?
Wow. That's hard work and no kidding about the trips and the cussing.
That's why we have stock in both Home Depot and Lowe's. The guys there are really good at convincing you that you should really do the project yourself. Which is why they have a referral sheet for plumbers, carpenters and electricians for when you figure out that DYI plumbing is a bad idea. 
Let's just say it was a learning experience at every phase since I have not done any tiling before. (Replaced ugly green small 1980's style tiles with large ceramic 12 inchers, painted ceiling and trim one colour, painted walls another colour, replaced all floor tiles, still have to replace the sink faucet, waiting for a special wrench for that.) I didn't do a great job but it's much better looking than it was before.
When I said "I do" all those years ago on a mountain...
I sit at a bus stop to go somewhere. I show up 5 minutes early to not miss it. I see the bus I need drive past the stop across the street. The next bus won't be for another hour. I officially hate the bus then.
I'd almost think you live in my home town, where that happens all the time!
When I find a little dead mosquito floating in my freshly made cup of coffee.
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