When I find a little dead mosquito floating in my freshly made cup of coffee.
Extra bonus protein?
When I find a little dead mosquito floating in my freshly made cup of coffee.
Extra bonus protein?
Guest_AedanStarfang_*
Traversing Skyrim, killing trolls, bears, and mudcrabs. Discovering new dungeons and steadings, meeting new friends and enemies. Then the game crashes...and then you realize that your last save was 00:00:50 at Helgen Keep.
....actually it's more like a "murder your Xbox" moment tho.
Georgia. We like corn down here as well.
When I find a little dead mosquito floating in my freshly made cup of coffee.
For me, it's when I find a fruit fly in my beer.
Why do they like beer? Go outside, dammit, there's fruit in the garden!
Guest_Stormheart83_*
Basically every day at work when someone tries to rush me.
Guest_TrillClinton_*
First time anal.
I cried
When I am in the shower and realize i've been there for 60 minutes and need to get out. because you know. The hot water bill.
Guest_TrillClinton_*
I'm in love with the
I once had a strawberry sunday, and I brought some up and took a bite, only to bite into an entirely frozen piece of fruit.
If not for the cold, I would have been shouting to the heavens.
When you get dragged to Wal-mart by a family member or friend.
"Damn it, I am BOYCOTTING this crap-hole!!"
What a fine girl...
*sees dat ring*
DAMMIT!
What a fine girl...
*she has no ring*
*still is unable to speak with a girl*
*time passes and she leaves*
DAMMIT!
^ Profile feed worthy
When I left the house without nappy bags.
Won't ever do that again. It stunk out the car, the doctors office and the public toilet.
Nappy = Diaper
Yeah?
Nappy = Diaper
Yeah?
I forgot to take food out of the oven because I was distracted for some reason and when I did, the food was burnt to the point that I threw out the food and the dish.
Went to bed while forgetting to take out my contacts. Wake up with good vision, and then remember the contacts still in.
* Playing Starcraft 2 custom game, on the road to my then 1st win vs Grandmaster player. On the winning push, power in the house goes out. Not critical to the overall scheme of thigs, but annoying nontheless.
* Missclicking 'share' in a porn site. FML.
Playing a turn based game for a long time without saving and suddenly it cashes. Then you realize the auto-save default status is every 20 turn.
Playing a turn based game for a long time without saving and suddenly it cashes. Then you realize the auto-save default status is every 20 turn.
My XCOM:EU summed up times 10.