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[mousestalker]

donuts, sadly, so they

[maliluka]

stole kids lunch money

[Katiefrost]

the kids had rabies

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

like a Russian drag

[Beerfish]

always wanted to marry!

[Katiefrost]

Foaming at the mouth

[Beerfish]

elevator shaft and then

[TheBunz]

flexed his bulging biceps

[Sigma Tauri]

Flexed her biceps also

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

who had no arms

 

 

Spoiler

Our story thus far

It all began with a giant green mushroom that came from the planet goddamn freaking fabulous pluto to enslave us all. So it brought its favorite death ray to shoot at skeets with. My painful laser eyes which are pink that means world domination, ultilizing my powers of perception (but indecisive abilities) through my butt hole and into your mother loving pet hamster, Pansy, who is clearly claustrophic and actually a bear wielding a PanGalactic Groper and a toy lightsaber. The bear grinned sheepishly, the sheep grinned bearishly. Together they formed a blood brother pact so vicious that they couldn't attend public school, thus explaining their contempt for frolicking in the woods picking mushrooms and dreaming of boys and yogurt covered girls that want rhythmical regularity and balanced diets composed of clowns.

Do clowns taste funny? The silly sheep asked,

"Barely" the bear replied. And then walked away.

"Wait!" the sheep cried.

"Let's just do it!" The koala wept quietly.

The three of them headed off towards the hall of screaming skulls, when suddenly the mushroom emitted a toxic gas which fertilized the flowers and started The Happening. Thus bear deduced that the cake is a pie, and life is best spent eating lamb together with many friends.

The evil eagle came... WHAT THE HELL NOOOO...... then flew away. Messing with lesser green mushrooms but with more white cream than anyone could lick, "My cream!" shouted she couldn't stand anymore so she sat down. Her feet were aching with love for her awesome cooking skills, so she torched the kitchen and made a giant snowman out of various items and then decided needlepoint was the better way to disguise the Blue-ray player he stole. Being a bad thief, she called the police who were busy with getting their eyebrows waxed, but they had no donuts, sadly, so they stole kids lunch money beat them up first the kids had rabies running the streets yelling like a Russian drag queen! That's what you always wanted to marry! Foaming at the mouth he looked down her elevator shaft and then flexed his bulging biceps, but then his neighbour flexed her biceps also, a third neighbour entered who had no arms

[maliluka]

began yodeling show tunes

[maliluka]

wearing nothing but a

[Sigma Tauri]

Pearls, and a smile

[Fast Jimmy]

Blood curling scream silenced.

[Captain Obvious]

the second neighbor while