So who do you think would win this fight? I'll outline the stats and attributes of each individual as well as my own conclusion:
Zombie T:
Biography:
Little is known about "T" before his resurrection as a zombie but what we do know is that he possessed an insatiable lust and love for TheBunz and despite not having his feelings and desires returned, he never did gave up his feelings. Eventually he mustered up enough courage and strength to ask his "one true love" on a date but TheBunz instantly rejected the proposal citing that he wasn't gay.
Heartbroken at being rejected by the love of his life, "T" hanged himself a few days later in his apartment, an event that was heavily reported on by the media. The event was soon forgotten for months until recently when the rotting corpse of "T" was spotted limping down a street, survivors reported that he would mutter "Bunz" before striking out at all living humans in the vicinity, moving fastly to tear and rend the flesh of all who got in his way.
What's unclear is how "T" became a zombie in the first place. This is a first in human history, "zombification" had been reported before in humans but the cause was always a drug and often the afflicted could be returned to a normal state but this was different. "T" was a zombie from fantasy having come back from literal death with a hunger for human flesh.
Strengths:
Inhuman pain-resistance: Being dead, "T" no longer feels pain either emotionally or physically and is able to receive attacks that would either kill or incapacitate a human.
Animal like sense: "T" can smell the living from fields away and uses this to effectively hunt down those who would hide from his wrath.
Unrelenting: Being dead, "T" no longer suffers the effects of fatigue and can continue fighting and running until someone puts him out of his misery. The only way to escape from this zombie would be to escape the vicinity of his smell.
Focused on his enemy: Whilst being devoid of intelligence everywhere else, some intelligent brain functions still astonishingly remain in "T" which includes his ability to utter the name of "Bunz" who he is devoted to hunting down. When his nemesis is in sight, "T" will let out an inhuman howl and rush towards Bunz to attack him, forgetting or ignoring about any other living humans in the vicinity to solely focus on gaining revenge against the one who caused his suicide.
Fearless: Being dead "T" has no fears that would impact a living creature.
Weaknesses:
Brain inactivity: Most parts of the brain of "T" are no longer active and as such he doesn't think like a human or intelligent animal. The result is that he is unaware of dangers in the environment (i.e wild animals that might attack him, cars whilst crossing streets) and can easily be outsmarted.
Clumsy: Being a zombie "T" lacks the agility of living creatures as well as sight, he solely relies on his sense of smell to guide him but his lacking awareness elsewhere as well as damaged rotting carcass means that he is clumsy, often stumbling and walking into obstacles although he sometimes counters obstacles by hitting them out of the way and makes up for his clumsiness in speed and infinite stamina.
Weak spots: The weak spots of this zombie would be disabling him by means of detaching his limps or simply by shooting/hitting his head clean off which would potentially kill him forever, at least this is speculated by scientists. Zombie "T" has killed all who have tried.
TheBunz:
Biography:
TheBunz is a famous user on the BSN who is known for his constant women problems and religious devotion to bodybuilding. Devoted to his exercise, he quickly became a mentor to many young men looking to get fit and healthy but he has always had bad luck with the women either dating "crazy ladies" (as he described) or failing to get women at all because they had a problem with his ego and self-confident attitude.
It has become something of a quest for him to meet the perfect women of his dreams and he often comes to BSN asking people for advice about the new women he meets hoping that one of them is the woman he'll settle down with for the rest of his life. TheBunz's constant drama won him a following on the BSN to the point where people expect topics from him weekly about his daily life issues.
Big in muscles, TheBunz has attracted both women and men but he is solely heterosexual and instantly rejected a proposal from "T" who shortly killed himself afterwards being heartbroken. Otherwise unconcerned about "T" TheBunz cares little that he is back as a zombie out for revenge and is still devoted to his quest for pu$$ay and building his muscles, not viewing Zombie "T" as a threat.
Strengths:
Enhanced strength: Years of lifting, bicep curling, bench pressing etc have given TheBunz above average human strength and he is able to lift loads that the ordinary man would be unable to.
Good fitness: Years of exercise has given TheBunz a huge pool of stamina which allows him to continue lifting and fighting for longer than the average human as well as enabling him to run faster.
Pain resistance: Many injuries in his exercises has led TheBunz to develop better pain resistance, mostly to physical attacks such as punches and kicks.
Connections: TheBunz has many connections which he can call upon to help him. Some of these include people from the BSN who are extraordinary compared to regular humans. Bunz is able to call upon "Knights of Colour" a Batman Joker-esque personality who, in a spur of adrenaline and love for his idol, can put out most ordinary humans with one or two punches. Next to this, Bunz also has connections with people who can provide him with a safehouse to lie low.
Extreme Pride: TheBunz is very proud of who he is and what he does. Even if he was fearful of something or doubted himself, his pride would force him to stay and fight on.
Weaknesses:
Pride: TheBunz's pride, as well as being a strength, is also a weakness. Rather than approaching aggressive situations tactically or diplomatically, TheBunz will let his alpha pride get the best of him and would rather physically fight his way to victory than anything else. This has often got him in trouble with the police where instead of outmanoeuvring their attempts to capture him, he stays attempting to fight off several, always resulting in an eventual arrest.
Massive Ego: Redundant when facing Zombie "T" but can negatively impact him in social situations as well as severing some of his connections or even making enemies for him. It's possible that there exist some individuals who would try to hinder TheBunz in his fight with Zombie "T" because they want him gone, individuals such as "KingTony" and "OneWomanArmy" but they are only rumoured to want to see him out of the picture for good.
Only human: Despite TheBunz's good health and fitness levels, he is still only human and in his fight with Zombie "T" he would need to take him out quickly otherwise he might quickly tire becoming easy prey for the zombie who never tires. Also any severe injuries he suffers (i.e claw attacks or biting) will seriously impact his performance both physically and mentally.
Conclusion:
In my opinion the fight could go either way. TheBunz obviously has the upper hand when it comes to intelligence and understanding the environment around him which he could use to his advantage (i.e using a nearby weapon to attack or luring Zombie "T" out into nearby traffic) but Zombie "T" has the advantage when it comes to physically fighting being an unrelenting zombie who will not only claw and scratch but bite entire flesh off given the chance.
I guess it depends on prep time but I could see an unprepared Bunz being easily taken out by Zombie "T" underestimating him as a foe. However a Bunz in his prime (during or after exercise) might be able to easily dispatch him perhaps even using nearby heavy workout equipment to squash the brains of the zombie out.
I lean more towards Zombie "T" winning though simply because of his speed and physical immunity to attacks. TheBunz's attempts to keep him back could prove futile as the zombie gets a good bite on his throat and rips it out.
What do you guys think?
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