You may or may not be interested to know that I take great pleasure in torturing my family's dog. Most recently I've taken to holding its' head under water.
Careful, you will hurt yourself with that edge
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You may or may not be interested to know that I take great pleasure in torturing my family's dog. Most recently I've taken to holding its' head under water.
Careful, you will hurt yourself with that edge
Careful, you will hurt yourself with that edge
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I hope they had Mickey Mouse or Spider Man on them.
Nope, but I used to rock the sh*t out of some Scooby Doo underoos.
A big one for me is fat people. There are exceptions, but I generally can't stand them.
I am a vegan athlete, by the way.
Yep. Homer Simpson too!

But I already unfriended you about a week ago!
But I already unfriended you about a week ago!
Nope. No one can unfriend a drunk baby. You can try, but the software just looks at you like:

And really, would you want to live in a world where people were allowed to unfriend drunk babies? Would you?
For the purpose of this post, please imagine that I'm still using my original profile pic.
Which I will be again, soon.
Nope, but I used to rock the sh*t out of some Scooby Doo underoos.
Used to or presently do?
Used to or presently do?
If they made adult underoos I would.
I have no shame!
If they made adult underoos I would.
I have no shame!
Like this?

Like this?

I also hate banana hammocks.
I also hate banana hammocks.
Do you like strip clubs?
Do you like strip clubs?
Nope
Why don't you like strip clubs?
Chess Club is better tbh.
Why don't you like strip clubs?
I'm not into that type of stuff.
Have you ever thought about working in a strip club? I am no longer permitted to enter any of the strip clubs in my city, but I can tell you that you are at least as good looking as 70% of the 'women' who worked there when I frequented them.
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54 notices. My wife has just read this thread with me, shook her head, said "tighty whities", and disappeared down the hall. I was going to introduce her to you all, but that's not happening. Don't you just hate it when your friends make a great impression on your family.
54 notices. My wife has just read this thread with me, shook her head, said "tighty whities", and disappeared down the hall. I was going to introduce her to you all, but that's not happening. Don't you just hate it when your friends make a great impression on your family.

54 notices. My wife has just read this thread with me, shook her head, said "tighty whities", and disappeared down the hall. I was going to introduce her to you all, but that's not happening. Don't you just hate it when your friends make a great impression on your family.
That's called a sane choice.
Have you ever thought about working in a strip club? I am no longer permitted to enter any of the strip clubs in my city, but I can tell you that you are at least as good looking as 70% of the 'women' who worked there when I frequented them.
Nope. I've joked about it but never considered it seriously.
Have you ever thought about working in a strip club? I am no longer permitted to enter any of the strip clubs in my city, but I can tell you that you are at least as good looking as 70% of the 'women' who worked there when I frequented them.
Tact.
Nope. I've joked about it but never considered it seriously.
Not even to pay for your tuition in Columbia University?
I'm a moral, relatively conservative human guy who somehow occasionally fails.
Not even to pay for your tuition in Columbia University?
I'm a moral, relatively conservative human guy who somehow occasionally fails.
Lol no. Not even for that. I'd rather be a waitress or bar tender if I needed extra money for something like university.
There used to be a Deja Vu strip club in my city. The sign said 100's of beautiful women and 3 ugly ones! My sister would tell me that if I worked there, I'd be one of the 3 ugly ones ![]()