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[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Junior to intermediate position wanted.
-should have 5 years experience
-should know all technologies

 

Book of technologies:

40000 pages

[Dobby]

Misogynistic sh*tlords

[spinachdiaper]

frequently waking up from the worst nightmares imaginable while having full morning er...

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Junior to intermediate position wanted.
-should have 5 years experience
-should know all technologies

>Entry Level Business Analyst
>2 years corporate experience required

Applied for it anyways even though I don't meet those requirements but holy **** that kind of thing gets me too.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

All the best. Business analyst is a good position

no, its a depressing office job

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

At the peak of my career. I want to be working on remote high paying contracts. This would allow me to achieve full hermit status and not leave my house

will you also have your meals delivered?

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

All the best. Business analyst is a good position

Cheers, I don't expect to get it at all but why not.

Just that the whole "you need experience for junior/entry level positions" thing cheeses me off. How are you supposed to get experience in the first place if entry level jobs require years of prior experience?

[Garryydde]

Tech position are a pain in the ass when it comes to such things. I roll my eyes each time I see an ad for a "Rockstar programmer who breathes code. Should know photoshop."

That explains why their PC ports are terrible.

[SafetyShattered]

Girlfriends that spring huge decisions at you out of nowhere. For example, the girl I'm with now hasn't been my gf very long. Well today she just randomly asked me to move in with her. We haven't been dating very long at all, so naturally I was kind if caught off guard. Then she got mad at me for not responding immediately. It just blew up to epic proportions. Hate it. Drives me nuts. Never again brah.

Arrogant people
The Wii U
People that smack their lips when they chew
People that chew with their mouth open
Being talked down to

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

you know what i really hate? power outages and unsaved data, **** them, **** them all to hell

[Dobby]

Girlfriends that spring huge decisions at you out of nowhere. For example, the girl I'm with now hasn't been my gf very long. Well today she just randomly asked me to move in with her. We haven't been dating very long at all, so naturally I was kind if caught off guard. Then she got mad at me for not responding immediately. It just blew up to epic proportions. Hate it. Drives me nuts. Never again brah.
 

 

[Jstatham1227]

corrupt save data

[Billy-the-Squid]

no, its a depressing office job

Try accountancy, if you want true boredom.

[mousestalker]

Page 31 of forum threads.

Especially the 21st post on page 31. That always really sucks.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Try accountancy, if you want true boredom.

i did once, lasted 48 minutes, im proud of that achievement

[Jorji Costava]

Cheers, I don't expect to get it at all but why not.

Just that the whole "you need experience for junior/entry level positions" thing cheeses me off. How are you supposed to get experience in the first place if entry level jobs require years of prior experience?

 

Good luck getting this position; I don't understand the whole idea of entry level jobs that require experience either; sounds like a contradiction in terms. But it seems like it's been an employer's market for some time now; a lot of people who do have experience are applying for entry-level jobs because they have few alternatives, so employers are free to jack up the requirements for those jobs to their heart's desire. Also, job advertisements tend to inflate the requirements for whatever reason. It's very unlikely that whoever they do hire will actually meet all the requirements that were specified in the job advertisement, so your shot of getting this job may be better than it initially appears.

 

One comparatively minor pet peeve I have on the job market right now is dealing with obtuse online job applications. A lot of times, they'll require me to specify my current hourly salary; I get paid on a per course basis and at different institutions, all at a different rate, so it's a pain in the butt to try and calculate that out every time I apply for a job. They'll also require some obscure information, like the exact date I received my undergraduate degree (I always have to go on Google and look up when commencement took place the year I graduated); it's a minor annoyance to be sure, but hey, I get annoyed easily.

[SafetyShattered]

 

The sad thing? That's pretty much what it looked like. Except the real thing was scarier.

[Best of the Best]

Misogynistic sh*tlords

You need to take it even further. Men. All men. They are the root of evil in this world. Crime, war, oppression. If more women like us were allowed to rule and weren't oppressed for centuries the world would be a better place to live.