Might I interest you in some toast or cookies instead?
(Dark Side perks for the win!)
Flesh cookies?
If I win... then yes. I'll even throw in some voters for you.
You promise? This could be the begining of a beautiful friendship.
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Might I interest you in some toast or cookies instead?
(Dark Side perks for the win!)
Flesh cookies?
If I win... then yes. I'll even throw in some voters for you.
You promise? This could be the begining of a beautiful friendship.
Emperor of Equestria?
Recon's first order: Super happy clopping hour, every single day. Not joining in on super happy clopping hour is punishable by death.
Flesh cookies?
You promise? This could be the begining of a beautiful friendship.
Yep. I can't eat all these juicy orphans and the voters that don't vote for me by myself. I'd ruin my demonic figure...
Recon's first order: Super happy clopping hour, every single day. Not joining in on super happy clopping hour is punishable by death.
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Yep. I can't eat all these juicy orphans and the voters that don't vote for me by myself. I'd ruin my demonic figure...
Cannibal X Demon OTP
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Is that the workout plan Turing was talking about?
lmfao I like that joke but no. Recon is the supreme clopper
Recon's first order: Super happy clopping hour, every single day. Not joining in on super happy clopping hour is punishable by death.
Such insults against my regime will not be tolerated. You're on the first train to Siberia, bring your own shovel, nothing else.
Such insults against my regime will not be tolerated. You're on the first train to Siberia, bring your own shovel, nothing else.
Aww that's adorable... he thinks he can command me.
Aww that's adorable... he thinks he can command me.
Well if you want to bring a lot of stuff you won't be needing go ahead. I try to do somebody a favor and they get all angry about it. You are why politics don't work right these days.
Recon's first order: Super happy clopping hour, every single day. Not joining in on super happy clopping hour is punishable by death.
That sounds suspiciously like Slaneesh.

Meh... just to be on the safe side

I vote for Salt Shaker. Clearly the most loved and all-round best candidate.
GO SALT SHAKER!
I vote for Salt Shaker. Clearly the most loved and all-round best candidate.
GO SALT SHAKER!
Yes! More support for the salt shaker!
What does it gotta be white salt. Why can't it be black lava salt?
Racist.
What does it gotta be white salt. Why can't it be black lava salt?
Racist.
Black lava salt can be the VP.
All this salt is raising my stress level:
It's raising my sodium level, man.
A few facts about "salt shaker"
- She voted NO CONTEST on the issue of brined pork chops. Twice!
- There are clearly holes in her head
- Prefers white lobbyists
- Used personal e-mail for official condiment correspondence
- Been seen ON CAMERA impersonating white sugar
Don't waste your vote BSN Vote Black Pepper Grinder. He's the right seasoning for this season
paid for by Black Pepper Grinder4Prez-o-dent
Dat overrated black pepper. I've been using red pepper powder for some time and it's much better.
breaking news, salt shaker has announced it's running mate
this is a game changer for sure!
Pepper makes me sneeze. I still vote for Salt!

