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#251
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Might I interest you in some toast or cookies instead?

(Dark Side perks for the win!)

 

Flesh cookies?

 

If I win... then yes. I'll even throw in some voters for you.

 

You promise? This could be the begining of a beautiful friendship.



#252
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Emperor of Equestria?

Recon's first order: Super happy clopping hour, every single day. Not joining in on super happy clopping hour is punishable by death. 



#253
Dio Demon

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Flesh cookies?

 

 

You promise? This could be the begining of a beautiful friendship.

Yep. I can't eat all these juicy orphans and the voters that don't vote for me by myself. I'd ruin my demonic figure...



#254
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Recon's first order: Super happy clopping hour, every single day. Not joining in on super happy clopping hour is punishable by death.


Is that the workout plan Turing was talking about?

#255
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Yep. I can't eat all these juicy orphans and the voters that don't vote for me by myself. I'd ruin my demonic figure...

Cannibal X Demon OTP


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#256
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Is that the workout plan Turing was talking about?

lmfao I like that joke but no. Recon is the supreme clopper



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Recon's first order: Super happy clopping hour, every single day. Not joining in on super happy clopping hour is punishable by death. 

Such insults against my regime will not be tolerated. You're on the first train to Siberia, bring your own shovel, nothing else.



#258
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Such insults against my regime will not be tolerated. You're on the first train to Siberia, bring your own shovel, nothing else.

Aww that's adorable... he thinks he can command me. 



#259
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Aww that's adorable... he thinks he can command me. 

Well if you want to bring a lot of stuff you won't be needing go ahead. I try to do somebody a favor and they get all angry about it. You are why politics don't work right these days.



#260
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Well, Despair, if you bring a shovel to Siberia and keep digging holes, maybe you can find the Treasure of Stanley Yelnats!

#261
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Recon's first order: Super happy clopping hour, every single day. Not joining in on super happy clopping hour is punishable by death. 

 

That sounds suspiciously like Slaneesh.

 

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Meh... just to be on the safe side

 

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#262
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I vote for Salt Shaker. Clearly the most loved and all-round best candidate. 

 

GO SALT SHAKER!


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#263
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I vote for Salt Shaker. Clearly the most loved and all-round best candidate. 

 

GO SALT SHAKER!

 

Yes! More support for the salt shaker!



#264
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What does it gotta be white salt. Why can't it be black lava salt?

Racist.



#265
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What does it gotta be white salt. Why can't it be black lava salt?

Racist.

 

Black lava salt can be the VP.


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#266
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All this salt is raising my stress level:

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#267
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All this salt is raising my stress level:

 

It's raising my sodium level, man. 



#268
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Budgee brought up some new info:

A few facts about "salt shaker"


- She voted NO CONTEST on the issue of brined pork chops. Twice!

- There are clearly holes in her head

- Prefers white lobbyists

- Used personal e-mail for official condiment correspondence

- Been seen ON CAMERA impersonating white sugar

Don't waste your vote BSN Vote Black Pepper Grinder. He's the right seasoning for this season
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#269
Kaiser Arian XVII

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Dat overrated black pepper. I've been using red pepper powder for some time and it's much better.



#270
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All right, who's salt's running mate? Is it black lava salt or this:
 

breaking news, salt shaker has announced it's running mate

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this is a game changer for sure!


EDIT: Flase alarm, it was a FOX News claim that was unsupported. Lolol.
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#271
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Pepper makes me sneeze. I still vote for Salt!



#272
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#273
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Mayonnaise is not an instrument, so your argument is invalid.

(Lolol, SpongeBob jokes for the win!)

#274
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Annnnd it descends into the utter silliness so typical of BSN...

It's so good to be back!

#275
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My VP nomination is now doing some touring to gather support:

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