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[Sully13]

I would welcome all citizens into the fold and have their input serve to better the lives of the people. I have had meetings with Optimus Prime and the Autobots, for your information.

oh those lot have a biasesd oppinion.

Look even you squishy organics hate them.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

later today -

 

exclusive photos of the God Emperor and his tyranid mistress

 

What is the shaker really filed with? - beloved candidate dabbling in the heroin trade

 

Grinning Wolf - friendly neighborhood canine or psychotic serial killer preying on the elderly?

[Sully13]

Would you trust this man?

[Dio Demon]

later today -

 

exclusive photos of the God Emperor and his tyranid mistress

 

What is the shaker really filed with? - beloved candidate dabbling in the heroin trade

 

Grinning Wolf - friendly neighborhood canine or psychotic serial killer preying on the elderly?

Fox News is on!

 

Surprisingly 66% of these stories are correct. Shaker doesn't deal with heroin or any form of narcotics.

[Lotion Soronarr]

later today -

 

exclusive photos of the God Emperor and his tyranid mistress

 

What is the shaker really filed with? - beloved candidate dabbling in the heroin trade

 

Grinning Wolf - friendly neighborhood canine or psychotic serial killer preying on the elderly?

 

 

Later today, exclusive video of the Imperial Inquisitors with the Emperors Pentrators visiting Rakia Times for formal apology and self-flaggelation

 

Parental advisory required!

 

 

 

Also ,everyone knows that any xenos that pose a threat to humanity are to be hated and exterminated with extreeme prejudice. Tyranids are definately on that list.

 

Eldar...well they get a pass because of my real mistress, IF they behave.

 

Don't you wish your girlfriend was as hot as mine?

 

Although...I will have to do something about her obsession with her sister.

http://wh40kart.im/_...cabdd17f0ec.jpg

 

Well, nobody is perfect...except for me.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Breaking news: presidential candidate to abolish freedom of the press, details soon!

[Sully13]

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

 

There are these too many transformers?

[Sully13]

There are these too many transformers?

those are just mt decepticon home boyz

[Sully13]

Later today, exclusive video of the Imperial Inquisitors with the Emperors Pentrators visiting Rakia Times for formal apology and self-flaggelation

 

Parental advisory required!

 

 

 

Also ,everyone knows that any xenos that pose a threat to humanity are to be hated and exterminated with extreeme prejudice. Tyranids are definately on that list.

 

Eldar...well they get a pass because of my real mistress, IF they behave.

 

Don't you wish your girlfriend was as hot as mine?

 

Although...I will have to do something about her obsession with her sister.

http://wh40kart.im/_...cabdd17f0ec.jpg

 

Well, nobody is perfect...except for me.

mwa ha ha ha we have infiltrated your ranks.

[Lotion Soronarr]

Yes, I find your infiltrators rather useful.

Once properly reprogrammed, they do provide a nice addition to my forces.

 

Please. I can gaze into the mind of men and machines and force an entry planet of psykers to bend their knees to me.

Did you really think anything escapes my gaze?

 

But you know...I shouldn't be greedy and keep all the eldar to myself.

Here, have a few dark eldar:

[Lotion Soronarr]

And just because:

 

look at my eldar ho's

http://fc03.devianta...iel-d5pztck.jpg

 

http://suptg.thisisn...24267452994.jpg

 

 

And all those Sisters of Battle who would do ANYTHING for me...

[Beerfish]

 

 

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

And just because:

 

look at my eldar ho's

http://fc03.devianta...iel-d5pztck.jpg

 

http://suptg.thisisn...24267452994.jpg

 

 

And all those Sisters of Battle who would do ANYTHING for me...

 

Aren't you afraid of Banhammer? They say it's much more stronger than Warhammer.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

I promise to legalise marijuana and violence against furries #mike2016

[Dio Demon]

I saw blast off and I read it as Beat off... I  need to sleep...

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I have the list of candidates for USA presidency!

 

You now may vote. Vote even if you're not American or you're plain America-hater! The results will be interesting!

 

John Kerry

Thad McCotter

Stephen Rollins
Ron Paul
Ted Cruze
Jonathon Sharkey
Randall Terry

Newt Gingrich
Rick Santorum
Jimmy McMillan
Sara Palin
Hillary Clinton
Ralph Nader
Alvin Greene

 

Also a funny candidate:

 Randall Terry      

At a glance, it may seem a little odd for a pro-life and anti-LGBT candidate to run for the Democratic nomination. A closer look however, would tell us that an estimated 30-40% of Democrats actually shares the 52-year old Terry’s views. And for those who consider this as nothing more than a publicity stunt by an anti-abortionist radical, think again. Randall Terry is planning to spend close to $3 million for a 30-second slot in the 2012 Super Bowl.

[The Love Runner]

Does BSN really wish to follow this man?

He will lead you to ruin, as he has his own career.
Tell me, does this look familiar?

 
 

Furthermore, need I remind BSN of the ever increasing unemployment under Runners leadership?

My stormtroopers still live on, fitted with advanced upgrades to both armor and weaponry.

[The Love Runner]

*wall of text*

 
 

Remember that the chaos gods prey on the souls of those who die.
 
Do you wish for the Blood God to hold you soul? The Prince of Excesses? The Father of Decay and Rot?
A fate  unmeasurably worse than death awaits you all!
 
I shall protect your souls from eternal torment and defilement.
 
Vote for the God-Emperor.
Because I will only protect those who vote for me!

I'd like to see how you and your army would do against an opponent such as Thanos, with the Infinity Gauntlet in his possession.

[The Love Runner]

oh those lot have a biasesd oppinion.
Look even you squishy organics hate them.

It was a misunderstanding, hardly uncommon when two different species meet for the first time. Optimus Prime and I are tight now, though, and he has informed me of what the Decepticons have been doing against other citizens.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

SO there is 5 groups of candidates:

 

Star Warsers

WH40Kers

Wolverines

Transformators

and...

Real American Heroes appointed by me!

 

OK edited

Modifié par Kaiser Arian-Keraunos, 16 mars 2015 - 05:25 .

[The Love Runner]

I like how you left out Su's Decepticons.