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[The Love Runner]

Slander, the Elderly asked to be eaten, see!

They throw themselves before us.

So I assume you did a "survey" just like Su did?

[Lotion Soronarr]

I promise to legalise marijuana and violence against furries #mike2016

 

HMmmm...furries are an abomination to be purged. Perhaps you can be of use.

 

Consider my plans to explode your head with my mind changed.

[Lotion Soronarr]

 
I'd like to see how you and your army would do against an opponent such as Thanos, with the Infinity Gauntlet in his possession.

 

That would be interesting.

But I have no interest in a crossover with either DC o Marvel. My universe is crazy enough as it is.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

@Grinning_Wolf, your song:

 

[mousestalker]

And minerals. That's discrimination against the taste enhanced!

[Beerfish]

En eh See hell

[Morty Smith]

If everyone is important, no one is.

 

I vote for the OP, may his reign be long and full of terror.

 

#GR4BSNPRESIDENT

[Voxr]

 
 

My stormtroopers still live on, fitted with advanced upgrades to both armor and weaponry.

That's all well and good but I think too many of us are still skeptical as to the new "direction" these forces are headed.

 

I'm sure you'd agree whoever would be overseeing the bulk of their development, the Director if you will. Has yet to bring a consensus among the people as too weather or not they'll be safe behind this new Empire.

 

And there has been interesting accusations that your campaign has been in the back pocket of a one: Walt D.

Are we certain a corporate sell out could stand up to someone like say... The Decepticons?  

 

 

Spoiler

INB4: Abrams connections

[The Love Runner]

My campaign has been generously funded by endorsements (massive box office numbers) and has been cooperative with numerous organizations to keep morale at a high level (Disney also owning Marvel, Pixar, and The Muppets). The "Director" you refer to has also had experience with similar campaigns (Abrams having directed Star Trek and Star Trek Into Darkness).

[The Love Runner]

Six-pack > One-pack

(In before Bunz.)

[Lotion Soronarr]

And no one has a better six-pack than the genetic perfection that is I, the God-Emperor.

 

Vote for me and I shall turn you (those who are worthy*) into demigods of war.

 

You shall be my finest warriors, you men who give themselves to me.

Like clay I shall mould you, and in the furnace of war forge you.

You will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad you and with the mightiest guns will you be armed. 

You will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight you.

You will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best you in battle.

You will be my bulwark against the Terror, the Defenders of Humanity.

You will be my Space Marines and you shall know no fear.

 

 

 

 

*survive the screening, testing and transformation process

[Uccio]

 
 

My stormtroopers still live on, fitted with advanced upgrades to both armor and weaponry.

 

I sure hope your stormtroopers have a better aim this time.

[Lotion Soronarr]

A vote for the God-Emperor is a vote for perfection.

 

[The Love Runner]

The process you have for citizens who wish to become a member of your army is inhumane, Lotion! You're just giving them the hose again and again!

[Jstatham1227]

I like vader and wolf. There both pretty cool. 

[The Love Runner]

The Emperor is obviously a sexual deviant. I have photographic evidence of him exposing himself to high school minors.

STRANGER DANGER!! STRANGER DANGER!!

[Voxr]

The Emperor is obviously a sexual deviant. I have photographic evidence of him exposing himself to high school minors.

*snip*

[The Love Runner]

Damn, Out of likes.

I will prioritize a revamp of the like system on behalf of the people!

[Jstatham1227]

Vader for president! 

 

[Lotion Soronarr]

The process you have for citizens who wish to become a member of your army is inhumane, Lotion! You're just giving them the hose again and again!

 

I see my opponent is spreading misinformation in an effort to slander me.

The process is for Astartes. Do you honestly expect to become a demi-god without any sacrifice or hardship?

 

My army is legion. Those who wish to join the Imperial Guard and serve me and humantiy in a normal capacity can do so. Genetic and cybernetic modifications for them are optional and of the normal, risk-free variety...well, depending on the cost. I take no responsibiltiy for the quality third-rate cybernetic arms form the black market or the decision of individual troopers to install them.

 

For those with an inquisitive mind and great zeal, there is also the option of becoming an Inquisitor or Commissar. Note: Inquisitors are picky in their selection and have little patience for fools. They also have near limitless executive power.

 

 

By Grinning_Wolf

The Emperor is obviously a sexual deviant. I have photographic evidence of him exposing himself to high school minors.

 

Please. I'm over 50000 years old.

Compared to me, everyone can be considered a minor.

 

Also, I never exposed myself. My pants remained on the whole time, as evident by your pathetic attempt at photoshop.

 

Now excuse me as I add you to the list of extinct species...

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

I volunteer to moderate any official Presidential Debates in future.